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🟢 African Sativa-Style Hybrid

Mr Majestyk

Think of Mr Majestyk as the weed equivalent of an afrobeat s

THC 18%
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🥭 Balanced Hybrid

Mr Mango Crack

Mr Mango Crack is what happens when a Spanish breeder asks “

THC 19%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Mr Melon

Mr Melon is what happens when a cantaloupe goes to Berkeley,

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica

Mr Mother Earth

The strain that proves Spanish breeders treat genetics like

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mr Nice G13 X Hash Plant

Meet the strain that makes gravity feel like a suggestion. N

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

Mr Nice Guy

A throwback indica that smells like your cool uncle’s secret

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Indica

Mr Northern OG

The Spaniards basically Frankensteined your grandpa’s Northe

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Forward Time Machine

Mr Original AK

AK-47’s Spanish nephew just dropped by with all the pep of t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Mr Pink by The Bakery Genetics

Named after the Reservoir Dogs character who famously refuse

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Indica

Mr Plow

Mr Plow is the strain that shows up at 3 a.m. when your brai

THC 15-25%
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🟢 West Coast Mystery Hybrid

Mr Plow

Named after a cartoon snow-removal guy, Mr Plow bulldozes yo

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Dessert Disguised as Weed)

Mr Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka dropped his entire inventory into a grow

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mostly-Indica Mystery Meat

Mr Shiska

Europe’s answer to "I want dense nugs but live in a shoebox.

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Sour-Powered Hybrid

Mr Sour R

Mr. Sour R is the strain that smells like a gas-station lime

THC 18-24%
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🦨 Indica (a.k.a. 'Bring Febreeze')

Mr Stinky

Meet Mr Stinky—the strain that smells like a raccoon’s armpi

THC 18-24%
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🍋 Sativa Bomb

Mr Sugar Lemon Haze

Mr. Hide Seeds took classic lemon Haze, dipped it in sugar,

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Mr Swiss

Meet Mr Swiss: the rare sativa that's basically a Swiss Army

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mysterious Indica

Mr T

Mr T is the strong, silent type—MassMedicalStrains' brooding

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Mr Topanga

Meet Mr Topanga, South Bay Genetics’ love letter to LA traff

THC 20-27%
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🔺 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Mystery Kush Roulette)

Mr Triangle Head

Meet Mr Triangle Head, the strain that sounds like a rejecte

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Daylight Destroyer

Mr Weed Mass

Meet the strain that named itself like a Reddit username and

THC 16-24%
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⚪ Indica

Mr White

Mr White is the indica that shows up dressed like it’s heade

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Netflix & Actually Chill')

Mr White Widow +

Spain took Amsterdam’s most famous white nugget and slapped

THC 18-22%
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🍦 Hybrid Ice-Cream Truck

Mr Zoftee

Imagine soft-serve weed: 28% THC that tastes like vanilla ga

THC 26-28%
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🤡 Hype-Driven Hybrid

Mr. Big Stuff

Named like a 70s soul hit but bred for modern clout, Mr. Big

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Mr. Bubble

The strain that convinced European dads it was "just like th

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Arctic Couch-Lock

Mr. Chewinski

Developed in the freezer aisle of America, Mr. Chewinski is

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Mr. E OG

Meet Mr. E OG—the strain that ghosted its own family tree. T

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mr. Fix

Mr. Fix is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18-24%
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🦍🍦 Couch-Lock Deluxe

Mr. Gorilla Cream

Spanish breeders Mr. Hide turned the legendary GG lineage in

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Designer Hybrid

Mr. Jones

Meet Mr. Jones—the only man your partner is allowed to spend

THC 22-30%
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🔮 Pure Couch Magnet

Mr. Magoo

Mr. Magoo is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can m

THC 26%
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🥤 Hybrid with a Neighborhood Watch Badge

Mr. Rodger's Soda

Imagine the nicest guy on earth spiking your cream soda with

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Hybrid (but let’s be honest, it’s basically a weighted blanket in nug form)

Mr. Sleepy

Kingsmen Genetics brewed up Mr. Sleepy to KO insomnia like i

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

MR.X Lychee

MR.X Lychee is the strain your taste buds RSVP'd to while yo

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Adjacent Indica

MRC

MRC is the strain that shows up to movie night in silk pajam

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Mrs Banner

Mrs Banner is Aficionado Seed Bank’s way of saying, "You lik

THC 15-25%
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🟣 OG-ish Mystery Hybrid

Mrs Cough

Mrs Cough is the strain that reminds you lungs are optional

THC 18-22%
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🎤 Pure Sativa

Mrs Elvis

The King’s cheeky cousin just walked into the grow room wear

THC 15-25%
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🥞 Indica-Dominant Brunch Monster

Mrs Pancakez

Meet the strain that skipped leg day and went straight to sy

THC 20-26%
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🔪 Indica Slasher

Mrs. Voorhees

Named after cinema's most over-protective mother, Mrs. Voorh

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Kush-y Hybrid

Mrx Kush

Mrx Kush is Plantformers’ attempt to split the difference be

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ms 29 By Karma Genetics

Meet Ms 29: the hybrid that parties like a Red Bull-fueled D

THC 28%
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⚡ Pure Daytime Sativa

Ms Moon Dancer

Ms Moon Dancer is the strain your Type-A friend swears by—be

THC 17-24%
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🟣 Boutique Hybrid

Ms. Frizzle

Ms. Frizzle is what happens when Fruitfull Seeds decides you

THC 20%
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🌌 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Ms. Universe

Ms. Universe is the beauty-pageant queen of hybrids—elegant

THC 18-24%
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🍜 Indica

MSG

Imagine Sunset Sherbet and GMO had a baby in the back of an

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (or whatever the plug swears it is)

MSG

MSG is the strain that answers the age-old question: "What i

THC 20-27%

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