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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Genesee County Chaos Hybrid

Mount Morris Mystery Mix

The strain so nondescript they literally named it after your

THC 19-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mount Westmore

Mount Westmore is Lupos CannaSeed’s love letter to every Wes

THC 24%

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🍏 Indica

Mountain Apple

Imagine your grandma's apple pie decided to hotbox a pine-sc

THC 20-27%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Mountain Apple

Meet Mountain Apple—the strain that convinced your cousin wh

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (AKA “Switzerland in a Jar”)

Mountain Berry

Mountain Berry is the strain your crunchy hiking buddy swear

THC 15-25%

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🤏 Gentle Hybrid

Mountain Berry

Mountain Berry is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 5%

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🏔️ Couch-Lock in a Can

Mountain Blast

Mountain Blast is the strain your cousin in Colorado won’t s

THC 15-25%

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⛰️ Northern Sativa

Mountain Bud

Mountain Bud is basically a beaver in nug form—built for Can

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite™

Mountain Deux

Mountain Deux is Mosca Seeds’ polite way of saying “we made

THC 18-24%

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🍈 Couch-Locked Citrus

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Imagine Taco Bell’s neon green soda got crossed with a weigh

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mountain Dew Mouth

Named after the Appalachian dental crisis, Mountain Dew Mout

THC 15-25%

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⛽ Sativa

Mountain Diesel

Mountain Diesel is what happens when Sour Diesel goes on a s

THC 19-22%

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🏔️ Mystery Hybrid

Mountain Emeralds

Mountain Emeralds is the strain equivalent of a trust-fund k

THC 25%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Mountain Frost

Mountain Frost is what happens when breeders nail the Instag

THC 5%

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🔮 Full-On Indica

Mountain Gelato

Mountain Gelato is the strain that tells your brain, “We’re

THC 26%

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🔵 Indica-ish Hybrid Who Hiked Too High

Mountain Girl

Meet Mountain Girl: the strain that smells like a Christmas

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Snow Jacket

Mountain Glue

Mountain Glue is the strain you smoke when you want to feel

THC 20-28%

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🐐 Balanced Hybrid

Mountain Goat

Mountain Goat is Swamp Donkey Seeds’ love letter to people w

THC 15-25%

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🌄 Sativa

Mountain Gold

This isn’t your uncle’s dirt weed from a Grateful Dead parki

THC 25-27%

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⚡ Mountain-Bred Daytime Hybrid

Mountain Gold

Mountain Gold is what happens when you tell a classic sativa

THC 18-24%

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🏔️ Resin-Loaded Hybrid

Mountain Hashplant

If your bong could file a restraining order, it would be aga

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Heirloom Hybrid

Mountain Jam by DJ Short

Imagine if Bob Ross and Jerry Garcia had a baby, then that b

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Mountain Kush

Meet Mountain Kush, the strain that treats your body like a

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mountain Kush

Meet Mountain Kush: the strain that climbs Everest in the gr

THC 5%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mountain Lion

Mountain Lion is the strain your dad would grow if he read o

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Altitude-Adjusted Indica

Mountain Mint

Imagine if your toothpaste got high and moved to Aspen. Moun

THC 17-23%

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🗻 Boutique Sativa

Mountain Mist

Think of Mountain Mist as the Patagonia fleece of weed—overp

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mountain Montage

Mountain Montage is the cannabis equivalent of a curated Ins

THC 18-21%

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🍑 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Peach Pit')

Mountain Peaches

Mountain Peaches is the craft-cannabis equivalent of a farme

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Mountain Temple

Imagine if a Buddhist monk and a citrus grower had a baby, t

THC 18-24%

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🌄 Daytime Sativa

Mountain Thunder

Mountain Thunder is The Farm Genetics' answer to "how do we

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mountain Thunder

Mountain Thunder is what happens when Alaskan Thunder Fuck g

THC 22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cool Mint

Mountain Top Mint

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got frostbite at 14,000 feet and

THC 22-29%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mountain Whoo

Mountain Whoo is what happens when 517 Legend Seed Co lets a

THC 24%

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🏔️ Couch-Locking Indica

Mountain's Majesty

Mountain's Majesty is basically a weighted blanket in plant

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Mountaintop Mint

Imagine your mouthwash got drunk at a craft cocktail bar and

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock In Chief

Mountaintop Mint

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got lost on Everest and had to hu

THC 24%

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🟣 Secretive Indica

Mouse By Docs Dank Seeds

Mouse is the cannabis equivalent of a locked diary—Doc's Dan

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Mouse Cake

Imagine Wedding Cake got lost in a cheese cave and came out

THC 22-25%

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🟣 Sneaky Hybrid

Mouse Trap

Mouse Trap is the strain that tricks your nose into thinking

THC 24%

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🐭 Indica-Dominant Couchlock

Mouse Trap

Mouse Trap is the strain that literally cheeses you out. One

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mouse Trap

Imagine UK Cheese and Rare Dankness #1 had a baby, then roll

THC 18-24%

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🍰 Dessert-Hybrid

Mousse

Mousse is what happens when breeders binge The Great British

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Cake Monster

Mousse Cake

Mousse Cake is what happens when your weed dealer goes to pa

THC 15-25%

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🍋 Sativa

Mousse de Limón

Imagine a lemon meringue pie that went to grad school and re

THC 26%

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🧁 Dessert-Hybrid

Mouth Party

Mouth Party is Exotic Genetix’s sugar-dusted love letter to

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch Glue with Altoids)

Mouth Wash

Mouth Wash is Humboldt Seed Org’s minty love child of Cookie

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

MouthParty

MouthParty is Dungeon of Dank Genetics' edible-looking edibl

THC 15-25%