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🧪 Clone-Only Hybrid

Mouthwash

Meet Mouthwash, the strain that took “fresh” too literally.

THC 29%
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🟣 Couch-Locker's Mojito

Moweeto

Green House Seeds basically bottled a mojito, removed the al

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Moxie

Meet Moxie, Alight Farms' resin-drenched love letter to your

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Mystery-Meat Indica

Moxie Dog

Moxie Dog is the cannabis equivalent of a rescue pup with no

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Moxie GG4

The O.G. couch magnet in a tuxedo. Moxie’s take on GG4 keeps

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Functional Sativa (CBD-Heavy)

Moxie VCDC

Meet the strain that gets you less baked than a grocery-stor

THC 6-10%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Moz by Royal Jellies

Moz is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business up front

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Pure African Sativa

Mozambica

Meet Mozambica—the strain that’ll stretch taller than your e

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Choose Your Own Adventure”)

Mozambique Nectar

Bound By Fire’s Mozambique Nectar is the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Coastal Sativa Hybrid

Mozambique Poison

This heritage sativa straight outta Mozambique is basically

THC 15-25%
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🌍 Sativa-Landrace Hybrid

Mozambique Poison

This isn’t your basement breeder’s gooey couch-locker—it’s a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Euro Hybrid

Mozizi

Meet Mozizi, the strain that sounds like a rejected Teletubb

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheese Wheel

Mozzerella

Meet Mozzerella, the strain that tricks you into thinking yo

THC 15-25%
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🍈 Sativa

Mozzy Melons

Imagine smoking a Jolly Rancher that went to grad school. Mo

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica

MPD (T) x DC

Meet MPD (T) x DC, the strain that sounds like a failed rap

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Mr 420K

Mr 420K is the strain Spain tried to keep secret, but your s

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Mr Amnesia Mass

Spain’s answer to “I want a sativa that actually yields more

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Mr Bad

Mr Bad sounds like the villain in a weed-themed Bond flick—t

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Couchlock

Mr Big Candy

Meet Mr Big Candy: the strain that turns your lungs into Wil

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Mr Big Runtz

Imagine Runtz went to the gym, bulked up on creatine, and no

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Leanin' Couch Magnet

Mr Big Stuff

Mr Big Stuff is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 30%
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🍰 Boutique Dessert Hybrid

Mr Big Stuff

Mr Big Stuff is the strain equivalent of a hypebeast drop—li

THC 21-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mr Binx

Mr Binx is Patchwerk Genetics' hush-hush indica that hits li

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa

Mr Black Banana

Mr. Hide’s sativa love-child that smells like Carmen Miranda

THC 10-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mr Blonde

Mr Blonde is the strain that shows up to brunch in sunglasse

THC 20-26%
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🫐 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mr Blueberry Bud

Mr. Hide Seeds took classic Blueberry, gave it a gym members

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Mr Bubba

Mr Bubba is the strain that greets you with a polite nod the

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mr Bubble

Imagine Willy Wonka breeding weed instead of candy and you g

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Mr Bubble 33

Remember the pink gum that lost flavor in 6.2 seconds? This

THC 26%
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🍭 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Mr Bubbles 33

Imagine Bubble Tape and Gelato #33 had a baby, then dipped i

THC 20-25%
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🍔 Hybrid

Mr Burger

Mr Burger is Cult Six16’s 27% THC ode to drive-thru munchies

THC 27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Gremlin

Mr Burns

Named after Springfield's most evil corporate overlord, this

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Mr California Pearl

Meet the strain that took Spain's Mr. Hide Seeds and gave it

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mr Clean

Mr Clean is the strain that gets you so lifted you’ll reorga

THC 22-28%
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🍋 Sativa Cleaner

Mr Clean

Meet Mr Clean, the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mr Danks Golden Ticket

Imagine Charlie’s golden ticket, but instead of a chocolate

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Heritage Hybrid

Mr E

Meet Mr E—the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket in

THC 18-24%
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🕵️ Mystery Meat Hybrid

Mr E Pupil

Imagine your weed dealer turned into a Bond villain and made

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mr E Pupil

Massachusetts’ proudest pupil (literally) rolls in at 27-29%

THC 27-29%
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🟢 Actually-Sativa Sativa

Mr Eiden Mass

Meet Mr Eiden Mass, the Spanish sativa that grows taller tha

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Certified Ice-Pack

Mr Freeze

Mr Freeze by Pacific NW Roots is the strain equivalent of du

THC 18-25%
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🍨 Low-Tolerance Indica

Mr Gelato Ice

Mr Gelato Ice is what happens when a European breeder tries

THC 10-14%
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❄️ Boutique Frost-Bomb Hybrid

Mr Igloo

Mr Igloo is basically a diamond factory disguised as weed—Ma

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Mr Jack Mass

Spain’s Mr. Hide Seeds basically Frankensteined Jack Herer’s

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Mr Jekyll Kush

The strain that starts as a courteous Victorian physician an

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Mr Kritical Mass

Meet the strain that turns your grow tent into a dispensary

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mr Lilly OG

Meet Mr Lilly OG: the strain that dresses like a tropical va

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-Money Indica

Mr Majestic

Mr Majestic is the strain equivalent of a velvet smoking jac

THC 15-25%

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