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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

MSG

MSG is what happens when GMO’s garlic-diesel freight train c

THC 24-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

MSG by Covert Genetics

MSG is the strain that answers the question, "What if Chinat

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Boutique Sativa Bomb

Mt 92

Mt 92 is the espresso martini of weed—soaring, citrusy, and

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica

Mt Cook

Named after New Zealand's highest peak, Mt Cook is Kiwiseeds

THC 17-23%
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🗻 Mountain-Bred Hybrid

MT Grown Kush

Cannarado Genetics took classic Kush, raised it on elk jerky

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mt Hood Lemon Mazar

Picture a lemon-scented air freshener rolling in kief on a s

THC 15-25%
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🌲 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mt Hood Magic

Born in Oregon’s foggy backyard, Mt Hood Magic is the strain

THC 15-25%
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🏔️ PNW Balanced Hybrid

Mt Rainier

Like hiking the actual mountain but without the cardio, Mt R

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Evergreen Couch Commander

Mt Rainier

Named after the volcano that gets more precipitation than yo

THC 20-27%
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🍊 Mystery Citrus Hybrid

Mt Tropicana

The strain that’s basically orange Gatorade in weed form—Mas

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Frost-Bitten Sativa

MTF

Meet MTF, the strain so cold it makes penguins pack bowls fo

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Tropical Sugar-Bomb Hybrid

MTF 74 Guava Hard Candy

Imagine smoking a piña colada Jolly Rancher that also gets y

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Pure Indica in a Hoodie

MTF Cookies

Think Girl Scout Cookies got lost in the Alaskan wilderness

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Old-School Sativa Heritage Hybrid

Muang Xai by Zomia

Meet Muang Xai: the strain that looks like a bamboo jungle o

THC 12-20%
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🥊 Autoflower Hybrid

Muay Thai

The strain that literally kicks you in the brain then apolog

THC 10-12%
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⚡ Auto-Flower Hybrid

Muchacha

Muchacha is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito t

THC 15-22%
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🥭 Tropical Hybrid

Mucho Mango

Imagine if a mango smoothie got high and started giving TED

THC 19-21%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant

Mud Bight Delight

Born in the same soggy cove where fishermen hide from their

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica with a Side of Social Anxiety Cure

Mud Bight Delight

This strain is like if your GPS lost signal in the PNW and s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mud Lake

Mud Lake is the strain equivalent of jumping in a puddle wit

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Hybrid-Dominant Dessert

Mud Pie by Thunderfudge

Imagine eating brownie batter out of a tire shop—Mud Pie del

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mudbone

Meet Mudbone, the indica that treats your nervous system lik

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Mudd Pie

Mudd Pie is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pan of

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Muddy Buddy

Imagine if your childhood snack mix got a PhD in horticultur

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Muddy Waters

Muddy Waters is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20-22%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Mudhoney

Mudhoney is what happens when Seattle breeders binge-listen

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Couch Glue

Mudslide

Mudslide is what happens when a chocolate lava cake and a we

THC 15-25%
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⚡️ Garlic-Gas Hybrid

Muel Fuel

Muel Fuel is the strain that smells like someone parked a di

THC 22-28%
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⚰️ Ultra-Indica

Muerte OG Kush

Muerte OG Kush by Riot Seeds is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Muff Diver

South Bay Genetics’ Muff Diver is the strain that answers th

THC 20%
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🍪 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Muffin Boo

Muffin Boo is the strain that convinced your sweet tooth to

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Muffin Limburger

Imagine a blueberry muffin that spent the night in a French

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (AKA Couch-Lock Bakery)

Muffin Top

The strain that made stoners everywhere ask “Did someone jus

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Muffin Tops

Muffin Tops is what happens when a boutique breeder decides

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Muffin Zops

Muffin Zops is what happens when a pastry chef discovers wee

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Muffins And Truffles

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a white truffle had a baby

THC 28%
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🔧 Pure Indica

Muffler Pipe

Muffler Pipe is the strain that smells like you drove throug

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Mostly-Indica Drama Queen

Mugatu

Mugatu is the strain equivalent of a fashion-week after-part

THC 18-26%
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🌴 Old-School Landrace Sativa

Muh Muang Wild Mango

Meet the strain that takes longer to flower than it takes mo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Fueled Couch Magnet

Muha Meds Temptation

Imagine Jealousy and Ice Cream Cake got drunk at prom, made

THC 30%
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⚫ OG Indica

Muha OG

Muha OG is the strain your plug swears is "straight from Cal

THC 19-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Gremlin

Muha Temptation

Muha Temptation is the strain equivalent of swiping right on

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50-ish)

Mujica Gold

Europe’s Ketama Seeds basically bottled José Mujica’s chill

THC 22%
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🌍 African Mountain Sativa

Mulanje Gold

This isn’t your basement Bubba Kush—Mulanje Gold hails from

THC 15-25%
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🌄 African Highland Sativa

Mulanje Gold

Think your dispensary’s top-shelf is exotic? Cute. Mulanje G

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Heritage Hybrid

Mulanje Gold

This is what happens when a 3,000-meter Malawian mountain br

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa

Mulato By Black Tuna

Mulato is the coffee you pretend to like but stronger. Dark,

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Mulatto Gelato

Mulatto Gelato is what happens when a boutique breeder watch

THC 20%

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