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Strain Reviews

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🟪 Dutch Hybrid Roulette

Motherlode by Sannie's Seeds

Motherlode is Sannie's Seeds’ attempt to breed a plant that

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Dutch-Bred Hybrid

Motherlode Kush

The strain that proves Dutch breeders can do Kush without tu

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Kush Classic

Mothers Hashplant

Bodhi Seeds basically took your dad’s dusty hash brick and g

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Mom's Little Helper)

Mothers Medicine

Meet the strain that answers the eternal question: 'How can

THC 18-26%

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🌀 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Mothers Milk X Zsunami

Pagoda Seeds basically asked, “What if we made weed that sme

THC 18-26%

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🚀 Hybrid (OG/Chem Edition)

Mothership

Mothership is the strain equivalent of a UFO sighting—everyo

THC 19%

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🍋 Sativa

Mothertongue

Meet Mothertongue, the sativa that turns your brain into a T

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Mysterious Hybrid

Mothman

Mothman isn't just a West Virginia cryptid anymore—it's also

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Boutique Indica (Because 'Mystery Meat' Doesn't Test Well)

Motini

Meet Motini, the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy password

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Knock-Out Indica

Moto Moto

Moto Moto is the strain that asks “why stand when you can ho

THC 18-25%

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🏍️ Frosted Hybrid

Motociclista Albino

Imagine a Hells Angel who moonlights as a pastry chef and ju

THC 20%

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⚙️ Fuel-Drenched Hybrid

Motor Boat

The strain that asks, "What if a gas station made a baby wit

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Motor Breath Mintz

Motor Breath Mintz is what happens when Chemdog's burnout co

THC 22-28%

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🔶 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick A Lane

Motor Breath X Colombian

Imagine if a 1970s drug lord and a 2024 vape bro had a baby—

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Gas-Guzzling Indica

Motor Breath x Gator Breath

Imagine hotboxing a swamp buggy that just ran over a diesel-

THC 23-30%

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🏁 Gas-Infused Wedding Crasher

Motor Cake

Imagine a diesel truck doing donuts inside a pastry shop—tha

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Hybrid Dessert-Fuel Mutant

Motor Cake Crepes

Volcanic Genetics basically asked, "What if a gas station an

THC 25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Motor City

Motor City is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics hot-wire

THC 18%

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⚙️ Detroit-Bred Hybrid

Motor City

Straight outta Detroit comes this asphalt-scented love lette

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Motor City Blues

Motor City Blues is Detroit's answer to 'how do I make traff

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Motor City Blues

This Detroit-born couch commander is the automotive industry

THC 20%

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⚙️ Hybrid

Motor City Fighter

Motor City Fighter is the cannabis equivalent of a classic D

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Motor City Funk

Green Wolf Genetics’ Motor City Funk is what happens when De

THC 15-25%

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⚙️ Greasy Balanced Hybrid

Motor Grease

Motor Grease is what happens when a mechanic hotboxes a disp

THC 19-21%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Motor Head

Motor Head by Lit Farms is what happens when a Chem Dog and

THC 22-29%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Motor Head

Motor Head is basically what happens when Motorbreath and He

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Motor Milk

Motor Milk is what happens when a diesel truck backs into an

THC 20%

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🏎️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Motor Milk

Motor Milk is what happens when a gas-guzzling OG meets a la

THC 22-28%

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⚙️ Creamy Hybrid

Motor Milk

Motor Milk is what happens when a gas-guzzling monster truck

THC 22-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (with a couch-lock side hustle)

Motor Mint

Motor Mint is the love child of a diesel truck and an after-

THC 28%

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🔧 Indica

Motor OG

Motor OG is what happens when a muscle car and a kush plant

THC 20%

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⚙️ Hybrid Haze-Gas Chimera

Motor Piff

Motor Piff is what happens when a Bronx incense dealer hotbo

THC 24%

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⚙️🍇 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Motor Punch

Motor Punch is what happens when a gas station urinal cake a

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Motorboat

Motorboat is the love child of Lit Farms' lab coat and your

THC 20-25%

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⚡️ Gas-Forward Hybrid

Motorboat Berries

Imagine spilling premium unleaded on a blueberry pie—then sm

THC 20-26%

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⛽ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Motorbreath

Motorbreath is what happens when Chemdog and SFV OG have a l

THC 26%

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🔵 Diesel-Drenched Indica

Motorbreath

Motorbreath is what happens when Chemdog and SFV OG have a t

THC 15-25%

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⚡️ Auto-Boosted Gas Hybrid

Motorbreath Automatic

Zamnesia’s Motorbreath Automatic is the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Motorbreath X Purple Punch

Imagine a muscle car got rear-ended by a grape slushie and t

THC 5-5%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Fuel Bomb

Motorbreath x Sour Face

Barcelona’s Ripper Seeds said "let’s cross the stankiest OG

THC 22-28%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Motorcycle Cowboy

Motorcycle Cowboy is the strain equivalent of a leather-clad

THC 20-27%

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⚡ Gas-Guzzling Hybrid

Motorhead

Motorhead is the cannabis equivalent of revving a V8 in a cl

THC 15-25%

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⚡️ Hybrid

MotorheaDD

Named like a stoner typo of the band "Motörhead," MotorheaDD

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Split

Motornana

Motornana is what happens when a muscle car hotboxes itself

THC 20-28%

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🔧 Couch-Lock Mechanic

Motorwheel

Motorwheel is what happens when a mechanic hot-boxes his gar

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Motown Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies did a residency in Detroit and ca

THC 19%

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🔒 Pure Indica

Motown Lockdown

Named after the only city where 'lockdown' sounds like a lov

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Drama Queen

Moulin Rouge OG

Moulin Rouge OG is the strain equivalent of a velvet-roped l

THC 15-25%