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⚡ Sativa-Leaner

Moose Tracks

Meet the strain that sounds like a Ben & Jerry’s pint and hi

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Mop Chopper

Mop Chopper is Karma Genetics’ stealth assassin of productiv

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Mystery Berry Hybrid

Mora Azul

Mora Azul is the strain equivalent of a Tinder profile that

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Heritage Hybrid

Morado De Jalisco

Named after the Spanish word for "purple" and a Mexican stat

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Portuguese Strawberry Sativa

Morango

Meet Morango, the "Unknown or Legendary" sativa that sounds

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Berry Bomb

Morango Haze

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that studied abroad in Portug

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

MORBID

MORBID sounds like it should come with a black hoodie and ey

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (OG-leaning)

Mordor OG

Mordor OG is what happens when Aficionado Seed Bank decides

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

More Cowbell

Bodhi Seeds’ inside joke turned couch-destroyer. This 70/30

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Indica (with a Saturday Night Fever)

More Cowbell

Named after the SNL sketch so loud it cured Blue Öyster Cult

THC 20%

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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

More Gelato

Imagine Gelato showed up late to the party, already baked, a

THC 20%

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🍫 Hybrid (Campfire Couch Edition)

More Smorez

Imagine stuffing a toasted marshmallow, graham cracker, and

THC 22-32%

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🍒 Cherry-Bombed Hybrid

Morello Cherry

Morello Cherry is what happens when boutique breeders decide

THC 18-25%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Morinaga Cheese

Landrace Bureau’s Morinaga Cheese is what happens when a Bri

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Morir Soñando

Named after the Dominican drink that literally translates to

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Daytime Hybrid

Morning Bloom

Morning Bloom is the cannabis equivalent of a triple espress

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Halitosis-Indica

Morning Breath

Imagine waking up next to someone whose mouth tastes like es

THC 22%

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🟣 Mostly Indica, All Regret

Morning Breath

Morning Breath is the strain that answers the question, "Wha

THC 15-25%

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🟤 Hybrid (OGKB Breath Family)

Morning Breath

Imagine brushing your teeth with garlic bread, then chasing

THC 20-27%

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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Morning Dew

Morning Dew is what happens when a Colorado breeder decides

THC 15-25%

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🌅 Balanced Hybrid

Morning Dew

Morning Dew is the Swiss Army knife of hybrids—bright enough

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Morning Flight

Morning Flight is Gage Green's polite way of saying 'wake-an

THC 18-26%

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🌅 Balanced Hybrid

Morning Glory

Morning Glory is Barney’s Farm’s polite way of saying “here’

THC 15-22%

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🟢 The Anti-Indica Indica

Morning Green

Morning Green is the indica that forgot it was an indica—lik

THC 18-24%

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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Morning Medz

Morning Medz is what happens when Pacific NW Roots decides y

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Morning Muffin

The only muffin that won't give you a muffin top—because you

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Breakfast Balanced Hybrid

Morning Nectar

Morning Nectar is White Lightning Seeds' attempt to bottle b

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Morning Star

Meet Morning Star, the strain that promises sunrise motivati

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Morning To The Country

Dankensteins Lab’s small-batch lovechild that won’t glue you

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica That Won’t Sabotage Your 9-to-5

Morning Vibes 2.0

Morning Vibes 2.0 is the rare indica that lets you adult res

THC 18-24%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Morning Wood

Morning Wood by Brain Dead Beans is the cannabis equivalent

THC 18-26%

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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Morning Wood

Morning Wood is the cannabis equivalent of a cold shower and

THC 20%

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🧿 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Moroccan Beldia

Meet Moroccan Beldia—basically the Indiana Jones of weed. Th

THC 25%

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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Moroccan Beldia

This ain't your TikTok plug's hype strain—it's your great-gr

THC 15-25%

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🐪 Sativa-Leaning Landrace Hybrid

Moroccan Beldia Kif

Meet the strain that survived centuries of Moroccan farmers,

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Moroccan Gold

Meet Moroccan Gold, the strain that sounds like Indiana Jone

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Hybrid (North African Export Edition)

Moroccan Hash Plant

A no-nonsense resin factory that skipped the Instagram glam

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Indica with a Passport

Moroccan Peach

Imagine if your grandma's peach jam got possessed by a North

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Resin-Soaked Indica-ish Hybrid

Moroccan Peaches

Imagine a canned-peach smoothie that moonlights as bubble-ha

THC 28%

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🔮 Old-School Hash Meets Candy Store

Moroccan Peaches

Imagine if your grandma’s spice cabinet and a gas-station pe

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Hybrid (Hash-Snob Approved)

Moroccan Peaches

Meet Moroccan Peaches, the strain that got top billing in ha

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Hybrid

Moroccan Peaches

Imagine a North African hash caravan crashed into a Georgia

THC 18%

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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Morocco Beldia Kif

Meet the strain your grandpa probably smoked before it was c

THC 11%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Morocco Hybrid

Imagine if your grandpa’s kief stash got a glow-up and enrol

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Morocco Mostly Indica

Basically the cannabis equivalent of a Berber rug—dense, ear

THC 17-23%

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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Morocco X Lebanon

Meet the strain that’s basically a geography lesson you can

THC 10-18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

MoRockin Kush

MoRockin Kush is Ethos Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s

THC 26%

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🟣 Old-World Couch Glue

Morockin Kush

Imagine if your grandpa’s secret stash got a gym membership

THC 18-24%