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🌙 Couch-Lock Commander

Moonblowena

Moonblowena is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Moonbow

Moonbow is what happens when Zkittlez and Do-Si-Dos have a o

THC 18-28%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Moonbow

Moonbow is what happens when Zkittlez and Do-Si-Dos have a g

THC 20-22%
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🔮 Boutique Couch Magnet

Moonbow 112

Archive Seed Bank basically bottled unicorn farts and named

THC 28%
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🌈 Designer Hybrid

Moonbow 112 IX

The bougie love-child of Zkittlez and Do-Si-Dos that went to

THC 24-28%
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🔮 Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Moonbow 112 IX

Archive Seed Bank’s love child between sugar-bomb Zkittlez a

THC 22-29%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Moonbow X London Poundcake

Stone City Genetics basically took every stoner’s munchies w

THC 22-30%
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🌙 Indica (with a z because marketing)

Moonbowz

Moonbowz is what happens when a marketing team lets Gen Z na

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Indica

Moonbutter

Moonbutter is the edible equivalent of a weighted blanket—if

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Mooncake

Mooncake is the strain equivalent of eating an entire box of

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moondawg

Loompa Farms’ Moondawg is the cannabis equivalent of a weigh

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Pure Indica

Moonflower

Moonflower is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Moonglow

Moonglow is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 18-24%
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🌙 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moonijuana by Dino Party

Moonijuana is the indica that asks, “Why stand when you can

THC 18-24%
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🌙 Couch-Lock Express

Moonlight Auto

Moonlight Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18-24%
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🌙 Sativa-Dominant Daydream

Moonlight Dream

Moonlight Dream is the strain you smoke when you want to fol

THC 25-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Moonlight Sherb

Moonlight Sherb is the strain equivalent of sneaking into th

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Moonlight Sonata

Moonlight Sonata is the strain Beethoven would’ve dropped if

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Moonmelon

Moonmelon is what happens when a watermelon Jolly Rancher ge

THC 15-25%
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🟣 70/30 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Moonraker

Moonraker is Alien Genetics’ love letter to people who want

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Hybrid (cosmic confusion edition)

Moonrulaz

Moonrulaz is what happens when breeders get stoned watching

THC 18-22%
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🌙 Balanced Hybrid

Moonshadow

Moonshadow is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20-26%
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🌕 Sativa

Moonshadow

Moonshadow is what happens when a boutique breeder decides y

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Moonshine Cookies

Imagine if a prohibition-era bootlegger and a Girl Scout had

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Moonshine Daze

Moonshine Daze is Third Eye Genetics’ answer to "How do I ge

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Moonshine Haze

Moonshine Haze is the sativa your conspiracy-theorist uncle

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Mayhem

Moonshine Haze

If Red Bull grew on trees and tasted like a grapefruit havin

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Moonshine Haze X Ghost Train Haze #1

Imagine a double espresso wearing a jetpack—that’s this stra

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (Marketing Called It Sativa, LOL)

Moonshine Mass

A strain that promises sativa uplift but delivers couch-lock

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Moonshine Osage Creek

Think Red Bull in flower form—minus the jitters and plus the

THC 20%
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🚀 Hybrid (Sativa-leaning)

Moonshot

Meet Moonshot—the strain that promises a NASA launch but usu

THC 20-26%
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✨ Autoflower Hybrid

Moonstone

Meet Moonstone—the strain that finishes faster than your las

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Moontang

Bodhi Seeds basically turned Tang into a lunar launch sequen

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Citrus-Soaked Hybrid

Moontang

Moontang is what happens when a bag of orange Skittles makes

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Moonwalk

Moonwalk is 3rd Coast Genetics’ polite way of telling your l

THC 18%
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🚀 Haze-Forward Hybrid

Moonwalk Haze

Cannabella Genetics’ Moonwalk Haze is the cannabis equivalen

THC 15-25%
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🌗 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Moonwalker Autoregular

The strain that asks: “What if you could moonwalk through yo

THC 18-24%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moonwalker OG

The strain Neil Armstrong would’ve smoked if NASA allowed da

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Moonwell

Moonwell is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Moonwine By Moe Yield

The strain that’s basically the bastard child of a Napa cab

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Moop Lion

Moop Lion is the strain equivalent of a house cat that think

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Boutique Berry Hybrid

Moopberry Kush

Moopberry Kush is the strain equivalent of a farmers-market

THC 18-24%
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🦁 Sativa Royalty

Moopfasa

Moopfasa is the Beyoncé of boutique sativas: small-batch, ci

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Sativa

Moose And Lobsta

A strain named after a Maine fever dream that somehow delive

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Moose and Lobsta V2

Dynasty Seeds took their already-unhinged Moose and Lobsta,

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Moose Juice

Imagine a Canadian forest got drunk on maple syrup and punch

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Moose Knuckle Jockey

Exotic Genetix’s boutique flex that’s harder to find than a

THC 20-27%
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🟤 Northern Couch-Lock Express

Moose Meat

Moose Meat is what happens when a Canadian lumberjack breeds

THC 20-26%

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