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🟣 Couch-Lock Comet

Moon Balls

Moon Balls is the strain that proves God moonlights as a pas

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Night-Cap Hybrid

Moon Beam

Moon Beam is what happens when polite Canadian breeders deci

THC 25%
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🌙 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moon Beams

Raw Genetics’ Moon Beams is the cannabis equivalent of a lul

THC 20-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (or 'Emotional Swiss Army Knife')

Moon Bear

Moon Bear sounds like a rejected Care Bear name, but it’s ac

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Night-Night Indica

Moon Berry

Moon Berry is the strain that sounds like a Pokémon but smok

THC 18-24%
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🌑 Cosmic Couch-Lock

Moon Blend

Moon Blend isn’t a strain—it’s whatever purple-black meteori

THC 25%
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🌙 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Moon Boots

Moon Boots is what happens when Portland nerds breed weed th

THC 22%
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🔮 Indica (Space-Couch Certified)

Moon Boots

Moon Boots is the strain that tricks you into thinking you’r

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Moon Boots

Moon Boots is the strain that convinced your plug to finally

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Moon Cake

Imagine a wedding cake that got too high and forgot it was a

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Curd

Moon Cheese

Moon Cheese is what happens when British breeders decide you

THC 17-23%
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🌙 Balanced Hybrid with Couch Gravity

Moon Cookies

Moon Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies gets lo

THC 27%
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🌙 Couch-Locking Indica

Moon Drops

Moon Drops is Archive Seed Bank's love letter to anyone who

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Moon Drops

Moon Drops is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket di

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Moon Duck

Moon Duck is Fygtree’s love letter to people who want to fee

THC 15-25%
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🌒🌫 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Moon Fog

Moon Fog is what happens when Humboldt Seed Company asks, 'W

THC 15-25%
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🌕 Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Moon Fondue

Mephisto Genetics’ Moon Fondue is the strain equivalent of a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Moon Fruit

Moon Fruit is what happens when a breeder says "let’s make w

THC 15-25%
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🌕 Mysterious Hybrid

Moon Glow

The strain Archive refuses to name parents for—probably beca

THC 18-28%
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🌙 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Moon Glue

Moon Glue is what happens when Original Glue gets homesick f

THC 20-28%
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🌙 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Moon Juice

Moon Juice is the lazy grower's dream—an autoflower that flo

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moon Medic OG

Moon Medic OG is York Genetics' answer to "I want OG gas but

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Moon Melon

Moon Melon is what happens when a watermelon Jolly Rancher m

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Couch-Locked Indica

Moon Meltdown

Moon Meltdown is the strain that asks "What if a lava cake g

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Moon Mints

Moon Mints is what happens when a Girl Scout cookie and a gr

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Hybrid (60% indica)

Moon Myst

Moon Myst is the cannabis equivalent of a secret speakeasy—o

THC 27%
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🟣 Industrial-Strength Indica

Moon Paver

Moon Paver is Alien Genetics' asphalt-grade indica that take

THC 20-28%
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🍪 Dessert-Hybrid

Moon Pie

Imagine if Little Debbie got into a street fight with your e

THC 20%
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🥧 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Moon Pie by Skunk House Genetics

Moon Pie is the strain that looks like it should come with a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Supreme

Moon Pie OG

Moon Pie OG is what happens when Anomaly Seeds gets high, wa

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Couch-Locked Indica

Moon Pop

Moon Pop is the strain equivalent of canceling all your week

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Moon Pop

Moon Pop is the cannabis equivalent of a mysterious Tinder d

THC 25%
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🌑 Couch-Friendly Indica

Moon Rocker

Moon Rocker is what happens when an Afghan hash plant and a

THC 22-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Moon Runtz

Imagine Runtz took a spa weekend on the moon and came back w

THC 22-28%
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🌙 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Moon Runtz by Tiki Madman

The strain that proves you can, in fact, smoke a Starburst.

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Moon Shot

The strain your plug swears is "exclusive" but still somehow

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Moon Stone by Black Leaf

Moon Stone is the strain equivalent of a glittery bath bomb—

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moon Walker

Moon Walker is SnowHigh Seeds’ love letter to anyone who wan

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Moon Walker Kush

Moon Walker Kush is the strain that makes you walk like Neil

THC 17-24%
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🌒 Bowie-Level Hybrid

Moonage Daydream

Imagine David Bowie bred a weed strain instead of Ziggy Star

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Elite Clone-Only Hybrid

MoonArc

MoonArc is the cannabis equivalent of a VIP velvet-rope part

THC 20-28%
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🌙 Boutique Indica

Moonbeam

Moonbeam is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition sne

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Moonbeam Gelato

Moonbeam Gelato is the strain equivalent of eating an entire

THC 19-27%
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🌙 Hybrid with Identity Issues

Moonbeam Mint

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie got abducted by aliens and came

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Moonbelts

Moonbelts is what happens when a bag of Zkittlez and a jar o

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Moonberry

Moonberry is the strain equivalent of canceling all your pla

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Dessert-Driven Auto Hybrid

Moonberry Pie Auto

Moonberry Pie Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 18%
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🌙 Boutique Hybrid with Identity Issues

Moonblow

Moonblow is the cannabis equivalent of a trust-fund kid who

THC 20-30%

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