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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Speed Runner

Nitro Haze

Nitro Haze is what happens when Haze genetics mainline espre

THC 26%
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⛽ Couch-Lock Supreme

Nitro Octane

Meet Nitro Octane—the strain that smells like you’re huffing

THC 20-26%
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⚡️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Nitro Punch

Imagine Purple Punch got drunk on race fuel and decided to o

THC 18-26%
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⚗️ Candy-Fuel Hybrid

Nitro Runtz

Nitro Runtz is what happens when Runtz huffs diesel fumes an

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Nitrocide

Nitrocide is what happens when breeders decide your brain ne

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Nitromatic

Power Seeds basically crammed cannabis Pokémon into a blende

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Nitrous Northern Lights

Fast & Furious Seeds took the legendary Northern Lights, inj

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nitti By Magics

Meet Nitti, the strain that spent 18 months in genetic grad

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (but it skipped leg day)

Nitwitz

Nitwitz by Taylormade Selections is the strain equivalent of

THC 24%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock Indica (with a PhD in Sativa)

NL #5 x Haze BX1

Swami Organic Seed's genetic mash-up of Northern Lights #5 a

THC 20-24%
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🔮 90% Indica Couch Magnet

NL 10 Early Version

Northern Lights' overachieving cousin who shows up early, pa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

NL Apollo G13

Queen Seeds took a lab-coat approach to breeding and birthed

THC 18%
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🔘 Auto-Flowering Couch Lock

NL Automatic

Meet the strain equivalent of a participation trophy: NL Aut

THC 8-10%
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🔮 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

NL Automatic by G13 Labs

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 15-18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

NL Blvd

Empyrean Seeds took classic Northern Lights and gave it a bo

THC 18%
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🧀 Pure Indica

NL Cheese

NL Cheese is what happens when a classic cheese strain knock

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

NL Haze x Durban

Imagine if your morning espresso took mushrooms and decided

THC 20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

NL x Big Bud Auto

Meet the strain that finishes quicker than a Netflix intro—N

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

NL x Haze

Meet NL x Haze, the strain that convinced a generation of st

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

NL#5 Auto

NL#5 Auto is what happens when breeders get impatient and de

THC 16%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Machine

NL#5 x Critical

Meet the lovechild of Northern Lights #5 and Critical—basica

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

NL/Leopard Kush x Pure Kush

Bred by the superhero alias 'Unknown or Legendary,' this 18%

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

NL1 x Tom Hill's Haze

Imagine your grandpa's classic weed had a baby with a jazz m

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

NL2 x Puck BC2

Meet the strain that makes your Netflix autoplay feel like a

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Hybrid (60% Sativa / 40% Indica)

NL2 x Tom Hill's Haze

Imagine if a couch-locking indica and a chatty sativa had a

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Light

NL5 Auto

The training-wheels version of the legendary Northern Lights

THC 8-10%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

NL5 Haze Jack 33

Meet the overachiever of the seed world—NL5 Haze Jack 33, th

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

NL5 Haze Mist

Green House Seeds’ love letter to ADD sufferers. NL5 Haze Mi

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

NL5 x Afghan

Mr. Nice Seedbank basically took two grandpas of weed, got t

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

NL5 x Big Bud1 Auto

The lazy grower's jackpot: a plant that flowers on autopilot

THC 15%
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🌈 Old-School Hybrid Flex

NL5 x Haze

The strain that took breeders longer to stabilize than most

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

NL5 x Haze #5

Pukka Seeds took Northern Lights #5 and Haze, two cannabis l

THC 30%
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🔋 Sativa Dominant

NL5 x Neville's Haze F4

Meet the espresso shot of weed: NL5 x Neville's Haze F4. At

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

NL5 x NL5

AK Bean Brains took Northern Lights, squared it, and created

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

NL5 x Skunk

Meet the strain that smells so loud it has its own restraini

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

NL5 X Starfighter

AK Bean Brains took two legendary strains, had a romantic ca

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

NL5 x Talk of Kabul

Bodhi Seeds basically duct-taped a Northern Lights #5 to wha

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

NL5Haze Reunion

NL5Haze Reunion is what happens when a classic Haze strain c

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

NL5Haze x SensiStar

Imagine a strain that can't pick a lane—half rocket fuel, ha

THC 18%
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⚖️ Swiss-Balanced Hybrid

NLB by BlueHemp Switzerland

Meet NLB, the strain that spent more time in a lab than your

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

NLX

NLX is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with a Ph

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

NLX

NLX is the love child of Northern Light and White Widow that

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

NLX Automatic

Meet the IKEA couch of weed: compact, idiot-proof, and guara

THC 12%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

NLX by Seedy Simon

NLX is Seedy Simon's love letter to every indica purist who'

THC 18-24%
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💎 Couch-Lock Express

NLX Diamond Auto

Kera Seeds took Northern Lights, gave it a Red Bull, and sla

THC 18%
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🔮 Full Couch-Lock Indica

NLX Special

Meet NLX Special—Kera Seeds' love letter to anyone who consi

THC 19-22%
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🤖 Lab-Made Balanced Hybrid

NLX x Master Ice

Meet the strain that sounds like an off-brand air conditione

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Swiss Sativa

NLX x Purpurea 09

Imagine if a Swiss watchmaker bred weed instead of timepiece

THC 21%

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