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🔪 Creepy Indica

Norman Bates

Named after cinema's favorite mama's boy, Norman Bates is th

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

North African Mountain Sativa

Meet the strain that climbed actual mountains so you could c

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

North Bay Kush

North Bay Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

North Bay Purps

This Riptide Seeds creation is basically the cannabis equiva

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

North Bay Urkel

This is what happens when Equilibrium Genetics asks Purple U

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

North Blue

North Blue is Therapy Seeds’ love letter to anyone who think

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

North East Chocolate Diesel

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a semi truck—North East Choco

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Neighborhood-Strong Indica

North End Punch

North End Punch is the strain equivalent of a corner bodega

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (85/15)

North Indian Red Stem

Imagine a lanky Himalayan sherpa that grew up in a Copenhage

THC 22%
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🟢 Pure Landrace Sativa

North Indian Redstem

Meet the strain that’s been chilling in the Himalayas since

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

North London Church Cookies

Imagine if your nan’s secret cookie recipe got possessed by

THC 18%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

North Star

Meet North Star, the strain for people who want the ritual w

THC 0.5-7%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

North Thunderfuck

Royal Queen Seeds basically took classic American genetics,

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Indica

North Thunderfuck Auto

Royal Queen Seeds took the legendary Alaskan Thunder Fuck, s

THC 22%
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🏔️ NorCal Balanced Hybrid

North Valley

North Valley is what happens when Boneyard Seeds traps a Hum

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

North Wedding Cake

Imagine Wedding Cake wearing a Canada Goose jacket and yelli

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Heritage Hybrid

North West Balochistan

Meet the strain that backpacked out of the Hindu Kush with a

THC 15-20%
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🟢 70% Sativa

Northbich

Meet Northbich, the strain that spent three years in cannabi

THC 12-18%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Salad

Northem Ligth Sky Auto

The strain that proves you don’t need a PhD in light schedul

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Apple Jaxx G-13

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate and ac

THC 18%
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💤 Couch-Lock Express

Northern Auto

Northern Auto is what happens when breeders ask, “How do we

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Northern Automatic

Northern Automatic is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 16%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Northern Bastard

The love-child of TerpyZ and KalySeeds that's got more daddy

THC 18-22%
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🦨 Couch-Lock OG

Northern BC Skunk

Imagine a skunk sprayed your gym socks, then those socks got

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Northern Big Bud by BSB Genetics

Imagine a steroid-pumped Christmas tree that smells like a p

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Northern Blue

Northern Blue is what happens when Eastern European breeders

THC 22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Northern Bright

Northern Bright is what happens when Nirvana Seeds decides y

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern by CBD Seeds

Meet Northern—CBD Seeds' love letter to every stoner who’s e

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Mysterious Hybrid

Northern Cali Gooey

Northern Cali Gooey is what happens when someone in Humboldt

THC 18-24%
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🧀 Sativa

Northern Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got possessed by a Red Bu

THC 16-20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Northern Cheese Haze

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar took a gap year in Amster

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Chunk

Northern Chunk is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 18-22%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Northern City Haze

Meet the strain that convinced an entire city to renegotiate

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Northern Critical

Northern Critical is what happens when Northern Lights and C

THC 7-9%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Northern Delights by VIP Seeds

Northern Delights is what happens when VIP Seeds throws rude

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Fast-Track Indica

Northern Express

The cannabis equivalent of an espresso shot wearing a weight

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Northern Express

Northern Express is basically the cannabis equivalent of Amb

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Indica-Leaner That Won't Torch Your Day

Northern Fire

Northern Fire is what happens when Northern Lights hooks up

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Northern Flame

Northern Flame is what happens when breeders decide coffee i

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Northern Force

Northern Force is the cannabis equivalent of a sensible swea

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Trifecta

Northern Force by Zambeza

Imagine if a rugged Siberian landrace, a couch-locking indic

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Berry Bomb

Northern Frostberry

Imagine if a snow cone and a blueberry muffin had a baby tha

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Northern Haze Express

Meet Northern Haze Express—the strain that’s basically the c

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Northern High Bush 21

Named like a rejected Star Wars droid, Northern High Bush 21

THC 18%
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🌿 Balanced Hybrid (aka the Switzerland of Weed)

Northern Jungle

Northern Jungle is Smart Plug's diplomatic answer to "I want

THC 18-26%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Kush

Northern Kush is what happens when European breeders decide

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid (but mostly wants to Netflix & chill)

Northern Legend

Northern Legend is what happens when Aztech Genetics takes c

THC 20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couchlock Express

Northern Legend Auto

Meet the strain that flowers on its own schedule like a Gen-

THC 18%

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