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⚖️ 60/40 Chill-to-Thrill Hybrid

Northern Light x Shiva

Imagine your yoga instructor and your couch had a baby, then

THC 18%
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🌀 50/50 Split Personality

Northern Light X Shiva X Citral

Imagine if a sleepy Norwegian forest sprite, a meditating Sh

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Northern Light x Skunk

Imagine if your dad's old grow journal had a baby with a sku

THC 15-20%
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⬛ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

Northern Light XXX

Northern Light XXX is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights

Northern Lights is that overachieving strain your dad still

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Indica Nap Machine

Northern Lights

The strain that taught your grandparents what "couch-lock" m

THC 18-22%
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💤 OG Couch-Lock Indica

Northern Lights

The strain so legendary even its breeders ghosted us. Northe

THC 16-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Northern Lights

The strain that taught your parents what “too high” feels li

THC 16-22%
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🔮 Classic Indica

Northern Lights #1

The O.G. sedative that turns your spine into Silly Putty and

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights #1

The strain that taught Seattle stoners the true meaning of "

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights #1 F-3

Granddaddy of couch-lock genetics, this 18% THC night-ender

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights #5

The strain that invented Netflix-and-no-chill. Northern Ligh

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights #5

The strain that taught millennials what "Netflix and actuall

THC 15%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights #5

The indica that taught your grandparents how to chill. NL#5

THC 20%
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⚖️ 60/25/15 Couch-Lock-to-Creativity Hybrid

Northern Lights #5 Auto

The strain that taught BC growers you can be lazy AND succes

THC 20-23%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic 2.0

Northern Lights #5 BX1

Imagine your grandpa’s legendary Northern Lights got a Tinde

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Northern Lights #5 x Angel Wing Afghan Hashplant

Pagoda Seeds took the granddaddy of indicas and married it t

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Northern Lights #9

Meet Northern Lights #9—the strain that took Sagarmatha 2000

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights 13 by Treetown Seeds

The great-granddaddy of couch-lock has been re-issued like a

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights 2

The sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed—Northern Li

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Northern Lights 2

Deep Ellum Seed Company cloned the love-child of couch-lock

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Northern Lights 2

The strain that basically invented "couch-lock" before couch

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights 2 F 3

This throwback indica is like getting hit with a nostalgia-f

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Northern Lights 3 Auto

The autoflowering version of the strain that taught Amsterda

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Northern Lights 5

The grandaddy of couch-lock legends is back and he's wearing

THC 24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Northern Lights 5

The OG bedtime bully. Northern Lights 5 will tuck you in, re

THC 18%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Northern Lights 5 Bx1

RedEyed Genetics took the legendary Northern Lights, back-cr

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights 5 by B.C. Grown

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket and a lullaby

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Northern Lights 5 Garlic

Meet Northern Lights 5 Garlic: the strain that turns your li

THC 18-24%
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🟢 85% Sativa Power-Up

Northern Lights 5 Haze

Imagine your grandma’s pine-scented potpourri got possessed

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa

Northern Lights 5 Haze

Imagine if your couch-locking Northern Lights had a midlife

THC 18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Northern Lights 5 Haze

Imagine if your brain got invited to a rave hosted by Mother

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Mostly-Indica Heritage Hybrid

Northern Lights 5 S1

Think of it as cannabis comfort food—if your comfort food co

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights 5 x 2 by The Seed Bank

The Seed Bank basically copy-pasted classic Northern Lights,

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Citrus

Northern Lights 5 X Clementine

Imagine your grandma’s sleepytime tea got freaky with a trop

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Hybrid Mutant

Northern Lights 5 x Gorilla Glue 4 R.I.L

Tonygreens Tortured Beans basically took the cannabis equiva

THC 25%
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⚖️ Indica-leaning Hybrid

Northern Lights 5 X Haze

Imagine your couch grew legs and sprinted through a pine for

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights 5 x Skunk #1 F-1

Imagine if your couch swallowed you whole and then whispered

THC 18%
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⚫️ Couch-Lock OG

Northern Lights 5 X Tripoli Wicked

Madd Farmer Genetics threw 1989's dankest legend into a time

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Hybrid

Northern Lights 5 x Willie Nelson by Masonic Seeds

Imagine Willie Nelson’s tour bus rear-ending Santa’s sleigh

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights 555

The strain that taught your grandparents what 'too high' fee

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Couch Magnet

Northern Lights 5x1

Think of it as your parents' weed finally hitting a mid-life

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Couchlock Indica

Northern Lights 9

AK Bean Brains took the classic Northern Lights and said "wh

THC 18-22%
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🔦 Couch-Lock Express

Northern Lights Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket with a snooze

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Northern Lights Auto

The strain that turns your living room into the aurora borea

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Northern Lights Auto

The strain that taught millennials what "Netflix and actuall

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Northern Lights Auto

The autoflowering lovechild of a legendary couch-locker and

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Northern Lights Auto

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with a pilot's l

THC 18%

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