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🔵 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Northern Lights x Blueberry Auto

207 Genetics basically put the 90s in a blender and hit "aut

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Northern Lights x Cinderella 99

Imagine if Sleeping Beauty’s fairy godmother moonlighted as

THC 20%
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🔮 85/15 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Northern Lights X Cinderella 99

Imagine if a sleepy aurora borealis hooked up with a caffein

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Northern Lights X Haze

Imagine your brain got stuck in an elevator with a motivatio

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights x OG Baddaz

Ripper Seeds basically duct-taped two legends together and s

THC 16%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Northern Lights X Runtz

Imagine OG Northern Lights got drunk at Coachella and hooked

THC 8-9%
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💤 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Lights X Skunk

Two legendary strains walked into a bar, got blackout drunk,

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Old-School Indica with a Funk Problem

Northern Lights X Skunk

Imagine your favorite couch grew legs, sprayed itself with s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica That Still Slaps

Northern Lights X Skunk 1

The love-child of 70s disco weed and 80s punk rock bud, this

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Northern Lights X Sour Bubble

Imagine if your grandma’s afghan blanket gained sentience, l

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express (Autoflower)

Northern Lights XL Automatic

The strain for people who want to hibernate like a bear but

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern Lights XL by Zambeza

Imagine the original Northern Lights put on a CrossFit progr

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (aka 'The Switzerland of Weed')

Northern Limez

Northern Limez is what happens when breeders stop trying to

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion (Indica)

Northern Mints by Green Bodhi

Imagine brushing your teeth with a chocolate bar and then ge

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Menace

Northern Poison

Meet Northern Poison, the sativa that’ll have you alphabetiz

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Northern Pride

Northern Pride is what happens when breeders let a Burmese s

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Northern Romulan by B.C. Grown

Northern Romulan is what happens when B.C. Grown asks, "What

THC 20%
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🔵 Arctic-Proof Hybrid

Northern Russian Auto

Meet the strain that wears a ushanka and flips winter the bi

THC 15%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Northern Sensi

Northern Sensi is what happens when Afghani landraces and Th

THC 21%
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🟣 Old-School Indica That Smells Like Your Cool Uncle's Van

Northern Skankberry

Imagine Northern Lights got drunk at a jam-band festival and

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Northern Skunk

Northern Skunk is what happens when breeders ask, "How can w

THC 18%
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⚫ Old-School Couch Glue

Northern Skunk

Northern Skunk is what happens when Northern Lights and Skun

THC 14-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Auto

Northern Skunk Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—Northern

THC 9-11%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Northern Skunk Autoregular

Meet the strain that basically raises itself and still gets

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Skunk by Peak Seeds BC

The strain that smells like a skunk crawled into your gym ba

THC 15-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Special

Northern Special is Spliff Seeds' mic-drop to every strain c

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Spice

Northern Spice is the strain equivalent of getting hugged by

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Northern Tropic

Northern Tropic is Elev8 Seeds' attempt to make a sativa tha

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern VIP

Northern VIP is what happens when breeders lock OG Kush and

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Northern Vision

Northern Vision is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northern White Rhino

Meet the strain that hits harder than a charging pachyderm a

THC 22%
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🟢 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Northern XXL Auto

Northern XXL Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a participat

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Northernberry

Northernberry is the strain that proves Peak Seeds BC has a

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northernlight

Meet the strain that taught gravity how to work overtime. No

THC 18%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Northernmatick

Northernmatick is what happens when breeders decide couch-lo

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

NorthStar

NorthStar is what happens when breeders say "let's make a st

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Northstar

Northstar is the strain you reach for when your plan is to a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Northwest Express

Northwest Express is the strain your overly-practical friend

THC 16%
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🍍 Hybrid

Northwest Pineapple

Imagine a pineapple wearing a Patagonia fleece—tropical on t

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nortikal

Bred by Spanish lab-coat wizards Gualuka Seminoteca, Nortika

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Norton

Norton is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

NOS

Meet NOS—Third Eye Genetics’ attempt at a "balanced" life th

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nose Beers

Meet Nose Beers, the strain that sounds like felony powder b

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Nosebleed

Named after what happens when you chase it with bottomless c

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Nothing But Net

Nothing But Net is the cannabis equivalent of a game-winning

THC 20-30%
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🦋 Boutique Hybrid Chaos

Notorious Butterfly Effect

The strain equivalent of sending a risky text at 1 a.m.—star

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couchlock Commander

Notorious by Swamp Boys Seeds

Swamp Boys Seeds basically weaponized your grandma's caramel

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Indica (But It’s Complicated)

Notorious Cherry

Imagine Biggie Smalls reincarnated as a cherry Jolly Rancher

THC 15-25%

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