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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid That Can't Pick A Side

Nubia

Nubia is what happens when Durban Poison gets drunk in Kabul

THC 19-25%
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🟢 Sativa Missile

Nuclear

Meet Nuclear, the polite Canadian sativa that buzzes harder

THC 18%
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⚛️ Hybrid (Chernobyl Meets Chill)

Nuclear Chem

707 Seed Bank basically weaponized weed. Nuclear Chem is the

THC 18-24%
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⚛️ Radioactive Indica

Nuclear Cherries

The only strain whose breeder is literally listed as "Unknow

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Nuclear Forest

Dirty Bird Genetics basically weaponized relaxation, slappin

THC 20%
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⚛️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nuclear Nightmares

Named by someone who clearly watched too much Chernobyl whil

THC 18%
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⚛️ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Royalty)

Nuclear Pharaoh

Madcats Backyard Stash dropped an indica so strong it should

THC 22%
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☢️ Indica Warhead

Nuclear Power

This Sin City Seeds creation doesn’t ask permission—it deton

THC 22-28%
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⚛️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Nuclear Ripper

Meet Nuclear Ripper—the strain that sounds like a rejected F

THC 20%
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♨️ Nuclear Couch-Lock Indica

Nuclear Smores

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie got exposed to gamma radiation a

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Nuclear Soap

Like huffing lemon Pine-Sol while riding a rollercoaster mad

THC 20-25%
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⚛️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nuclear Sunset

Aura Genetix basically weaponized chill with Nuclear Sunset—

THC 18-25%
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🌊 Sativa Tsunami

Nuclear Tsunami

Nuclear Tsunami is what happens when MadCat's Backyard Stash

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Nuclear Winter

Named after humanity's theoretical reset button, Nuclear Win

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Nuclear's Mores

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie got exposed to gamma radiation a

THC 25%
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🍪 Dessert Hybrid

Nudder Budder

Imagine if a peanut butter cookie and a sugar cookie had a b

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Nugga Cola

Imagine if Coca-Cola and a weighted blanket had a baby, then

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cola

Nugga Cola Quantum

Imagine if Coca-Cola and a weighted blanket had a baby, then

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Nuggz

Meet Nuggz—Ethos Genetics' attempt at creating the Switzerla

THC 18%
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⚖️ Dense-as-a-Brick Hybrid

Nuggz

Meet Nuggz, the strain that’s less a pedigree and more a fle

THC 20-26%
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⚗️ Hybrid

Nuka Cola

Imagine if Coca-Cola and a cannabis plant had a secret lovec

THC 15-25%
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💣 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Nuke Em

Meet Nuke Em, the strain that named itself after a 90s video

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nukem by Mike Crowe Seedery

Nukem is the strain that asks "What if a weighted blanket go

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Nuken

Meet Nuken—the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket in

THC 18%
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⚛️ Hybrid Apocalypse

Nuketown

Nuketown is what happens when Chernobyl and Golden Goat have

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica

Nuketown

The lovechild of Chernobyl and Golden Goat that sounds like

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Num Num Juice

Strait A Genetics whipped up this 22% THC hybrid by throwing

THC 22%
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🎲 Balanced Hybrid

Number 5

Meet Number 5—the strain that sounds like a backup dancer bu

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Number One

Flash Seeds’ "Number One" is the cannabis equivalent of that

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Numberwang

Numberwang sounds like a British game show your stoner roomm

THC 18%
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🔵 Certified Couchlock

Numbing Effect

This is what happens when Compound Genetics weaponizes gelat

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

Numbskull

Numbskull is Enlightened Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Numbskull

Meet Numbskull—the strain that literally lives up to its nam

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Numruz Kush

Basically the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Nurple

Nurple is what happens when Binary Selections asks, "What if

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Nurse Jack

Meet Nurse Jack: the only healthcare professional who writes

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Nurse Jackie

Meet Nurse Jackie—the only healthcare professional who presc

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Nurse Jackie

Meet Nurse Jackie, the sativa-dominant hybrid that punches i

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant CBD Queen

Nurse Lilly CBD

Meet Nurse Lilly, the strain that gives you all the medical

THC 12-15%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nustrakenti

Magic Herbs basically weaponized relaxation with Nustrakenti

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nut Buster

Nut Buster is the strain that proves Exotic Genetix has zero

THC 15-25%
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🥜 Hybrid Nut-Job

Nut Cracker

Nut Cracker is what happens when Lit Farms asks "what if pea

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nut Cracker

Nut Cracker sounds like a seasonal ballet, but it's Zamnesia

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nutcrackerz by Nyceeds

Nutcrackerz is the strain that makes you understand why the

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Nuts & Berries

Nuts & Berries is High Five Genetics’ attempt to make you fe

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nutso

Nutso is what happens when breeders decide 'mildly relaxed'

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nutta Butta

Imagine if a peanut butter sandwich got a PhD in chill. Nutt

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Nuttea Haze

Nuttea Haze is the strain equivalent of a Parisian barista w

THC 25%

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