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🌀 Hybrid Hype Machine

Notorious Mac

Meet the strain that parties like it’s 1999 but smells like

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Notorious OG

Notorious OG is what happens when OG Kush gets an ego and jo

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock OG

Notorious OG

This isn’t your cousin’s backyard boof—Notorious OG is the s

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Notorious PHC

Notorious PHC is the strain that convinced boutique growers

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Notorious T

Named after the rapper who would've absolutely ghost-written

THC 28-35%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Notorious THC

Named like a 90s rap album, Notorious THC hits harder than B

THC 28-32%
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🔴 Indica

Notorious THC

Meet Notorious THC—the strain that saw your tolerance, laugh

THC 15-25%
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⚪ White-Walker Hybrid

Notorious White

Imagine White Widow and Skunk #1 had a baby, then that baby

THC 18-25%
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🇫🇷 Sativa-French Hybrid

Notre Dame

Like getting baked inside an actual cathedral, Notre Dame de

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Captain

Nova Cane

Nova Cane is what happens when breeders decide the ultimate

THC 20%
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🍭 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Nova Cane

Imagine if Willy Wonka hot-boxed a Chemdog lab—that’s Nova C

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Nova Frost

Nova Frost is what happens when breeders decide "balanced" m

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nova OG

Nova OG is what happens when breeders ask, “How do we make a

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Nova OG

Meet Nova OG—the strain that convinced your spine it’s actua

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Maritime Couch-Lock Special

Nova Scotia Fishcake

Imagine a fishing boat crashed into a dispensary and everyon

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

NoVa Wineberry

Meet NoVa Wineberry, the strain that dresses business-casual

THC 14%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Novacaine

Novacaine is what happens when your dentist decides to cross

THC 28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Novacane

Novacane is the strain your dentist wishes existed—numbs eve

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Boutique Mystery Hybrid

Novarine

Novarine is the cannabis equivalent of a hypebeast sneaker d

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Novarine

Novarine is what happens when modern breeders decide regular

THC 18-24%
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⚡ THCV-Powered Sativa

Novarine THCV

Meet the Adderall of weed—Novarine THCV is here to make you

THC 15-25%
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🤘 Balanced Hybrid

Now 'N Biker

Dutch breeders Karma Genetics took OG Kush, dunked it in Now

THC 20-26%
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🍬 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Now And Later

Think the taffy that glued your teeth together in 3rd grade,

THC 21-27%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Now And Sour

Now And Sour is Karma Genetics’ sour-fueled apology letter t

THC 20%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Now Later

Named after the candy that promises "later" but mostly just

THC 18%
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🍬 Sativa Candy-Coated Chaos

Now Later

Named after the candy that destroys dental work, Now Later i

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Now N Frutti

Imagine a tropical fruit smoothie that decided to major in p

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Now N Later

EarthFire Genetics basically made weed-flavored Now N Laters

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Now N Later

The strain that tricks you into thinking you're eating candy

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Now N Later OG

Imagine the candy that keeps on giving, except the gift is f

THC 19-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Now N Laterz

The strain that promises to hit you "now" and again "later"—

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Now N Laterz

Imagine the candy aisle and a diesel pump had a baby that re

THC 20%
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⚖️ Thai-Cookies Mash-Up

Now N Melon

Imagine your grandma’s melon sorbet got crossed with a backp

THC 18%
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⚗️ Potent Skunk Hybrid

Noxious

Noxious is the strain that literally named itself after how

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Noxious Nuts

Aeque Genetics basically took your morning espresso, baked i

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Noyes Breath

Meet Noyes Breath—the strain that took 1,500 hours of R&D to

THC 18%
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🔥 Straight-Up Sativa

Noyes Haze

Imagine if your coffee got jealous and decided to out-perfor

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Full-Blown Indica

Noyes Kush

Noyes Kush is what happens when breeders decide "relaxing" i

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Noyes OG

Meet Noyes OG—the strain that treats your spine like a bendy

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

Noyes Pebbles

Imagine Fruity Pebbles cereal got freaky with a pine tree an

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like a Red Bull-Wearing Pajamas)

Noyes Poison

Noyes Poison is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor w

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Noyes Rocks

Noyes Rocks is the strain that asks "what if a weighted blan

THC 18%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Noyes Thunder

Noyes Thunder is the indica equivalent of being hugged by a

THC 18-24%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Nozze Gelato

Imagine your favorite gelato shop ran out of spoons and deci

THC 18%
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🟣 Fancy Italian Couchlock

Nozze Gelato

Nozze Gelato is James Loud Genetics’ RSVP to your plans—repl

THC 22-27%
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🔞 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

NSFW

NSFW is the strain HR warned you about—a purple-tinged, tric

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nu G

Meet Nu G, the strain that proves East Coast Genetix can spe

THC 22-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nube Roja

Asturjaya's Nube Roja is basically a weighted blanket in pla

THC 18%

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