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🚀 Sativa

No 24 Astral Works

The 24th survivor of a 200-seed Hunger Games for stoners. Ex

THC 20%
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🟢 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

No 44 by Mad Monkey Farm

Mad Monkey Farm’s No 44 is the strain equivalent of a yoga i

THC 20-27%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

No Bad Days GMO

Meet the strain that turns your calendar into a liar—because

THC 24-30%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cookie (Indica)

No Bake

Meet No Bake: the strain that skipped the oven and went stra

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Straight-Face Indica

No Cap

A cultivar so strong it named itself after internet slang be

THC 28-30%
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🔥 Hybrid

No Cap

Named after the Gen-Z oath for "no lies," No Cap is the stra

THC 24-32%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Spliced Hybrid

No Heart

The strain that proves Vermont nerds can out-breed Silicon V

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

No Joke

No Joke is what happens when cannabis PhDs stop writing peer

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

No Ko Auto

Meet the strain that turns "I'll just smoke a little" into "

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

No Mercy Special

No Mercy Special is the strain that says 'I’m sorry, not sor

THC 18%
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🟣 80% Indica

No Name

Meet the strain so low-key it literally didn’t bother with a

THC 18%
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⚪ No-Name Hybrid

No Name Auto

The strain so anonymous it makes Banksy look like an attenti

THC 14%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

No Name Love Gift

Bodhi Seeds dropped this "Love Gift" with no name like your

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leanin’ Party Hybrid

No Pants Dance

Skunk House Genetics basically bottled the feeling of rippin

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

No Proof Purp

Krunkz Kreationz basically bred the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

No Ragrets by Trichome Kings

This 50/50 hybrid from Trichome Kings promises the confidenc

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant (75%) Hybrid

No Trim

Meet the strain that ghosted its barber. No Trim is Canarifo

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Indecisive)

No2 By Hyp3rids

Meet No2—the strain equivalent of someone who shows up to yo

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Nocturnal Emissions

This Katsu Seeds creation is basically a weighted blanket in

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Noho Gelato

Named after the only part of the Valley that thinks it's fan

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Noir

Noire Night

This flower is so purple it’s basically a bruise that got Ph

THC 18%
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⚡ Humidity-Proof Hybrid

Nola Monsoon

Nola Monsoon is the cannabis equivalent of a New Orleans str

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nom Nom

Named after the sound you make when inhaling cookies in a fo

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Locking Dessert

Nom Nom

Nom Nom is what happens when Cookies and Gelato have a sugar

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Sativa

Nomad

Meet Nomad—the strain that backpacked across your genome and

THC 22-28%
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🎭 Mystery Hybrid

Nomad

Like that friend who shows up uninvited, crashes on your cou

THC 18-26%
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🧬 Sativa-leaning Heritage Hybrid

Non-GMO

Non-GMO is basically the vinyl record of weed: analog, prete

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Nona F1 Project

Aurora Genetics’ Nona F1 Project is basically the Toyota Cam

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Noname

Underground Originals created a sativa so secretive it could

THC 18%
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🍋 Pure Sativa Power

Nookies

Nookies is what happens when Florida swamp breeders decide y

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Leanin' Daytime Hybrid

Nooner

Nooner sounds like a sexy lunch-break nap, but it’s actually

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

NorCal Catpiss

Yes, it really smells like someone changed Fluffy’s box with

THC 18%
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🟢 Couch-Lock CBD Beast

Norcal CBD Critical Mass

Meet the strain that turns Type-A personalities into human p

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Orbiter

NorCal Space

Meet NorCal Space, the strain that turns your living room in

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Nord Lys Auto

Christiania Seedbank basically gift-wrapped a Viking longshi

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nordas

Think your spine's been replaced by warm taffy? Congratulati

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Old-Man-Winter Indica

Nordic

Meet Nordic, the strain that laughs at frostbite and smells

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Nordic Jack

Imagine Thor’s personal stash after a long day of smiting gi

THC 18%
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🔵 Arctic-Grade Indica

Nordic Kalashnikov

Imagine a Viking longship made of weed that crashes into you

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Nordika

Meet Nordika, the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted t

THC 15-20%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid Auto

Nordland CBD Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically chamomile tea in plant form

THC 1-1.5%
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🔵 Gentle-Indica

Nordle

Meet Nordle, the strain that brings a weighted blanket and c

THC 8-12%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Nordle

Meet Nordle—the strain that parties like a spy codeword and

THC 10%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Nordone's Lemon Dream

Chosen Few Genetics basically bottled a lemon-scented nap an

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Nordurt Northwort

Meet the strain that’s basically decaf cannabis. At a whoppi

THC 5%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Heavy Franken-Hybrid

Nordurt x Alien vs Triangle

Green Seed Bank’s love-child of landrace grit and sci-fi gen

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Noreen

Meet Noreen, the strain that took 18 months of lab coats, sp

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Nori Cake

Imagine smoking a sushi roll that got baked into a brownie a

THC 18-24%

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