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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Penny Weed

The strain that proves your cool uncle’s stories about 'real

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Pennywise

Like its namesake clown, Pennywise lures you in with promise

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Indica Dominant

Pennywise

Meet Pennywise—the only clown that won’t give you nightmares

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Pennywise

Named after the world's most terrifying clown, Pennywise the

THC 15%
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🤡 Balanced Hybrid

Pennywise

Meet Pennywise, the strain that delivers a 1:1 THC:CBD ratio

THC 8-15%
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🤡 Balanced Hybrid (1:1 THC:CBD)

Pennywise

Named after the scariest clown in pop culture, Pennywise is

THC 7-12%
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🟢 Balanced 1:1 CBD Sativa

Pennywise CBD

Meet the only 'clown' that actually calms you down instead o

THC 9-12%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pentagram

Pentagram by Riot Seeds is the strain for people who want to

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Pepe Le Blue

Named after the world's horniest cartoon skunk, Pepe Le Blue

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Pepe Le Chem

Pepe Le Chem is what happens when Gage Green Genetics decide

THC 18%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Pepe Le Fume

Named after the world's horniest cartoon skunk, Pepe Le Fume

THC 15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pepe Le Pew

This 50/50 French stinker from Kre8 Genetics hits like a Loo

THC 18%
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🦨 Indica

Pepe Le Pew

Named after the amorous French skunk, this strain is basical

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid (50/50 split like Charlie's conspiracy board)

Pepe Silvia

Named after the most elusive man in Philadelphia, Pepe Silvi

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Pepiberry

Pepiberry is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket tha

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Pepita Malaya

Meet the strain that’s basically cannabis’ answer to decaf c

THC 10-15%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Spice Grenade

Pepper Jack Haze

Meet Pepper Jack Haze: the strain that smells like someone s

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pepper Kush

Pepper Kush is what happens when OG Kush and a pepper mill g

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Pepper Mint Sapphire

Geistgrow's Pepper Mint Sapphire is what happens when scient

THC 20%
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🍃 Boutique Mint-Candy Hybrid

Peppermint Agave

Imagine brushing your teeth with agave nectar while your bra

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Boutique Indica That Charges Rent

Peppermint Cookies

Peppermint Cookies is the strain that convinced your bougie

THC 24%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert

Peppermint Hot Cocoa

Imagine Thin Mints and Swiss Miss eloped and had a love chil

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy Cane

Peppermint Kush

Peppermint Kush is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into w

THC 22%
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🟣 Minty Couch-Lock Express

Peppermint Kush

Peppermint Kush is the strain equivalent of brushing your te

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Peppermint Pig

Imagine Willy Wonka’s oompa-loompas hot-boxing the barnyard—

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy Cane

Peppermint Pinewarp

Imagine your grandpa’s after-dinner mint got stoned and join

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Percz

Percz is the strain equivalent of binge-watching sci-fi unti

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Percz By Killa Treez

Meet Percz, the strain that turns Type-A personalities into

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Perdition by Chim Chiminey Genetics

Meet Perdition, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Mystery Meat

Perfect Cell

Named after a Dragon Ball Z villain but tasting like dessert

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica

Perfect Cell

Named after the smuggest android in Dragon Ball, this 20% TH

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Daydream

Perfect Pair

Meet Perfect Pair—the strain that tricks you into thinking y

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Dessert-Forward Couch Burrito

Perfect Pair 3

The breeder’s third swing at perfection is basically a sugar

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Boutique Indica That Thinks It's Balanced

Perfect Pair 6

Meet the cannabis equivalent of the sixth kid who actually t

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Perfect Pear

Imagine a pear wearing a Supreme hoodie—equal parts bougie a

THC 22-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Perfect Power Plant

Meet Perfect Power Plant – the strain that makes Red Bull ta

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Perfect Storm

Senpai Genetics spent five years breeding 200+ combos to giv

THC 22%
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⚫ Patent-Pending Couch Magnet

Perfect Totality

Meet Perfect Totality, the first strain so corporate it has

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Perfect Triangle

The Jungle Boys’ geometry homework: a 60/40 sativa hybrid th

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant OG Flex

Perfect Triangle

Perfect Triangle is what happens when Florida's Triangle Kus

THC 28%
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🍰 Hybrid That Ate the Whole Pan

Perfect Triangle x LA Kush Cake

Imagine if a wedding cake got high on its own supply and the

THC 25-30%
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🍑 Sativa

Perfection Apricot

Pipeline Genetics basically took a fruit salad, cranked it t

THC 18%
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🥧 Couch-Lock Custard

Perfectly Preserved Pie

This indica is what happens when a pastry chef accidentally

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Indica

Perilla Mints

Perilla Mints is what happens when Alchemy Genetics asks, "W

THC 20%
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🟣 Lilac-Leaning Hybrid

Periwinkle

Periwinkle is Instagram bait in nug form—lavender-tinted bud

THC 17-24%
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🔵 Straight Sativa

Periwinkle Pez

Meet Periwinkle Pez—the strain that looks like a Lisa Frank

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Periwinkle Pie

Imagine if a wedding cake and a grape slushie had a baby, th

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Perkynana

Perkynana is the strain that convinced your uptight friend D

THC 18-24%

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