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🖍️ Hybrid

Perm Marker

Meet Perm Marker—the strain that won Leafly Strain of the Ye

THC 5%

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🟢 Sativa

Perma Dream

Clone Only Strains spent a decade breeding this 18% THC sati

THC 18%

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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Perma Dream

Perma Dream is what happens when Blue Dream and Permafrost h

THC 24%

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🥶 Straight-Up Sativa

Perma Frost

Perma Frost is that mysterious sativa that rolled out of a f

THC 18%

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🍑❄️ Hybrid (Frosty Fruit Salad)

Permafrost Peach

Imagine if a snowman ate a pound of peach rings and then imm

THC 22-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Permafunk

Meet Permafunk, the strain that smells like a high-school lo

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Certified Couch-Magnet Indica

Permanent Applez

Imagine if Granny Smith got lost in a dispensary and decided

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Permanent Baked

The strain so nice they put 'baked' in the name twice. 1522

THC 18%

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🍒 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Permanent Cherries

Permanent Cherries is what happens when a pastry chef and a

THC 20-26%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Legend

Permanent Chimera

Beleaf Cannabis basically Frankensteined your grandma's favo

THC 24%

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⚡ Hybrid That Smells Like You Spilled Jet Fuel On A Birthday Cake

Permanent Gas

Permanent Gas is what happens when a Biscotti, some Jealousy

THC 26-29%

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🟣 Dessert-Forward Couchlock

Permanent Gellyz

Permanent Gellyz is the cannabis equivalent of a warm blanke

THC 12-13%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Influenced Hybrid

Permanent Jealousy XL

The strain that finally lets you move on—without ghosting yo

THC 10-15%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Roulette)

Permanent Lee Hi

Permanent Lee Hi sounds like a Wi-Fi password and hits like

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 70/30 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Leafly’s 2023 Strain of the Year now clocks in at a face-mel

THC 34%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Permanent Marker is the strain that won Leafly’s 2023 Strain

THC 34%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Imagine if your high school art teacher bred weed between sn

THC 34%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Permanent Marker

Leafly’s 2023 Strain of the Year is basically a black-marker

THC 34%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Permanent Marker hits like someone just drew all over your b

THC 34%

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🎨 Candy-Gas Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Meet the love-child of three dessert divas: Biscotti, Jealou

THC 23-30%

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🟣 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Permanent Marker is what happens when Cookies, Sherb, and Je

THC 31%

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⚫ Indica-Heavy Marker Fumes

Permanent Marker

Born in 2022 when LA hypebeasts realized sniffing actual mar

THC 22-29%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Permanent Marker

Imagine huffing a Sharpie in art class and then getting body

THC 15%

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🟣 Gas-Infused Indica

Permanent Marker

Imagine huffing a fresh Sharpie in a bakery—this is that, bu

THC 24-30%

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🖍️ Hybrid

Permanent Marker

This strain smells exactly like your childhood art teacher's

THC 25-30%

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⚫ Indica Auto

Permanent Marker Automatic

Meet Permanent Marker Automatic, the strain that smells like

THC 15%

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💣 Balanced Hybrid

Permanent Marker Bomb

The strain that answers the question "What if a graffiti art

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Indecisive Grease Trap)

Permanent Marker Bx1

Seed Junky Genetics’ ode to Sharpies: a balanced hybrid that

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Permanent Marker Doja

Like huffing a Sharpie in Willy Wonka's factory—Permanent Ma

THC 25-28%

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🟣 Indica Dominant (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Permanent Marker S1

Permanent Marker S1 is Lit Farms' love letter to anyone who’

THC 22-28%

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🍬🖍️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Permanent Marker X LCG

Imagine someone melted a lemon-cherry slushie into an indust

THC 23-30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Permanent Marker X Zsunami

Imagine a Sharpie and a bag of Skittles got drunk, hooked up

THC 15-25%

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🖍️ Autoflower Hybrid

Permanent Marker XL Auto

Imagine sniffing a fresh Sharpie while eating gummy bears in

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Permanent Oz

Lit Farms’ Permanent Oz is the strain equivalent of a weight

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Indica That Thinks It's Dessert

Permanent Paradize

Meet Permanent Paradize—the strain that convinced New Yorker

THC 20-28%

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🍑 Sativa

Permanent Peach

Permanent Peach is the strain that convinced a generation of

THC 20-28%

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🔵 Indica

Permanent Pleasure

Old J Seeds spent 730+ days crafting this indica just to wat

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Permanent Profile

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that moonlights

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica

Permanent Rainbow

Permanent Rainbow is what happens when breeders binge-watch

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Permanent Star

Meet Permanent Star—the strain that promises celestial vibes

THC 18%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Permanent Storm

Permanent Storm is Elev8 Seeds' attempt to bottle both sunsh

THC 23-25%

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🟣 Mysterious Couch-Lock Hybrid

Permanent Trip

Katsu Seeds’ love-child of secrecy and sedation. One bowl an

THC 15-25%

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🟣 100% Certified Couch Magnet

Permanent Waifu

Meet the strain that simps for your nervous system harder th

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Lite

Permanent Whitemaker Auto

Meet the strain that auto-flowers so fast you’ll swear it’s

THC 15%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Permanent Whitemarker

This 34% THC knockout is what happens when breeders decide y

THC 34%

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⚖️ Candy-Gas Hybrid

Permanent X Runtz

Imagine huffing a Sharpie in Willy Wonka’s factory—then disc

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Permz

Permz is the strain that turns "Netflix and chill" into "Net

THC 18%

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🟡 Brazilian Sativa

Pernambuco Gold

Straight outta Pernambuco like a THC-laden Carmen Miranda, t

THC 15-25%