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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Petrolia Headstash

Imagine if a Taliban hash brick and a Humboldt hippie had a

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Vintage Couch Glue

Petrolia Headstash

The strain your cool uncle still calls “the real shit.” Petr

THC 16%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pew Minto Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of blue cheese got high and decided to re

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (With Identity Issues)

Pew Truffied

Pew Truffied is what happens when a lab coat meets a labrado

THC 21%
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🤧 Berry-Forward Hybrid

Pey Cough

Pey Cough is the strain that says "I brought dessert" and th

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (52% indica, 48% sativa)

Peyeti Kush

Meet Peyeti Kush—Happy Bird Seeds' attempt at pleasing both

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Welcoming Indica

Peyote

Meet Peyote—the strain that sounds like it’ll make you talk

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Peyote Cookies

Peyote Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies gets

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Peyote Critical

Meet Peyote Critical—the strain that sounds like a Native Am

THC 18-24%
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🟣 CBD Couch-Potato Lite

Peyote Critical CBD

Think Peyote Critical went to therapy, found inner peace, an

THC 5-9%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Peyote Forum

Peyote Forum is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk hosted b

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Hybrid

Peyote Forum

Meet Peyote Forum—the strain that cross-bred Bubba Kush’s co

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Peyote Gorilla

Meet Peyote Gorilla, the strain that treats your central ner

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Peyote Gorilla

Peyote Gorilla is what happens when breeders ask, “What if w

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Peyote Kush

Peyote Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket—p

THC 5-10%
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⚖️ 55% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Peyote Pineal

Peyote Pineal sounds like a rejected Indiana Jones artifact,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Peyote Purple

Peyote Purple is what happens when Bubba Kush drinks too muc

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Deep-Purple Couch Glue

Peyote Purple

Peyote Purple is the strain that asks, “What if Barney the D

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Peyote Purple

Meet Peyote Purple—the indica that dresses like a goth prom

THC 17-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Peyote Purple by STAFFTHC

Picture Grimace from McDonald’s after a yoga retreat—that’s

THC 20%
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🔮 Deep-Purple Couch Magnet

Peyote Wi-Fi

Peyote Wi-Fi is what happens when Peyote Purple and mystery

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy Land Indica

Peyote Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka dropped peyote in your grandma's cough s

THC 22-29%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Pez

Named after the candy but hits harder than a sugar crash in

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica

Pez

The strain that tastes like childhood diabetes and feels lik

THC 15-25%
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💤 CBD-Dominant Indica

Pez CBD

Pez CBD is the strain for people who want the nostalgia of c

THC 1-6%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pez Dispenser

Happy Bird Seeds basically bottled the feeling of dumping an

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pez Mints

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and you get P

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica

Pez Mints

Remember when you ate an entire roll of PEZ at once and then

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Pezz

Pezz is the strain that makes you cancel plans you forgot yo

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in Disguise

PF Flyer

PF Flyer is that elusive craft drop that pops up on Instagra

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

PFG

PFG is what happens when Mountain Top Seeds locks a bunch of

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

PG Dreams

PG Dreams is the strain equivalent of wearing pajamas to a Z

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

PG-13

Meet the strain your mom would approve of—if your mom was co

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Phanta OG

Phanta OG is the Swiss Army knife of weed: balanced enough t

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Sativa That Forgot It Was Balanced

Phantamnesia

Phantamnesia is the strain your brain writes apology letters

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Phantazm

Phantazm is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a

THC 18-21%
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🔵 Sativa (or whatever it feels like today)

Phantom

Meet Phantom—the strain that can’t decide if it’s OG fuel, p

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Indica Night-Night Nuke

Phantom Cookie X Black Domina X Gorilla Grape

Koby's Organics basically Frankensteined three heavy-hitters

THC 25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant

Phantom Cookies by Grand Daddy Purp

Meet the strain that convinced your couch you were just borr

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Phantom Cookies Domina

Garden of Green basically took a sugar cookie, dipped it in

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Phantom Glue

Phantom Glue is the strain equivalent of accidentally super-

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Phantom Juliet

Like Shakespeare on shrooms, Phantom Juliet seduces your sen

THC 19-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Phantom Kush by Grand Daddy Purp

Phantom Kush is the strain equivalent of getting ghosted by

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Deep-Cut Indica

Phantom Of The Cookies

Like the Broadway musical, but you can't leave your seat and

THC 18%
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👻 Sativa-Dominant Specter

Phantom OG

Phantom OG is the Casper of cannabis—friendly but undeniably

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Phantom OG

Phantom OG is the strain that convinced OG Kush to go to the

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Phantom Scout

Phantom Scout is the strain that ghosted your plans, stole y

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Phantom Space Ramen

Imagine slurping down a bowl of cosmic noodles and immediate

THC 15-25%

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