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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. Diet Weed)

Piaya Haze CBD

Meet Piaya Haze CBD—the strain for people who want to tell t

THC 5%
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🌞 Daytime Sativa

Pibeurt

Pibeurt is Green Seed Bank's love letter to anyone who's eve

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa Slap

Pibeurt

Pibeurt is what happens when New420Guy Seeds asks, "What if

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa (Not a Yogi's Lunchbox)

Pic A Nic Basket

Pic A Nic Basket by Lupos CannaSeed is what happens when a b

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Picante

Picante is what happens when G13 Labs asks, "What if espress

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Canvas

Picasso

Slanted Farms named this strain after Picasso because it’ll

THC 18-22%
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🎨 Hybrid

Picasso

Meet Picasso—the strain that looked at boring weed and said,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Went to Art School)

Picasso Moon

If Salvador Dalí designed weed, he'd roll up Picasso Moon—an

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Picchu

Named after an ancient citadel because apparently getting hi

THC 24%
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🥒 50/50 Hybrid (Yes, Pickle-Flavored)

Pickle Driver

Pickle Driver is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 22%
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🟢 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Pickled Diesel

Pickled Diesel is what happens when breeders let ruderalis,

THC 18%
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🥒 Balanced Hybrid

Picklehead

The only strain that makes you crave a sandwich mid-session.

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Pictured Rox

Pictured Rox is what happens when 3rd Coast Genetics asks, "

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Pie 95

Pie 95 is the strain that convinced stoners dessert can be d

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Late-Night Couch Pie

Pie After Dark

Sin City Seeds’ Pie After Dark is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Pie Breath

Pie Breath is the strain that turns your lungs into a pastry

THC 20-27%
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🍰 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Pie Cake

Pie Cake is what happens when 808 Genetics asks, "What if we

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pie Caramba

Pie Caramba is what happens when Green Team Genetics asks, "

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pie Conez

Pie Conez is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted to eat

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Dessert Hybrid

Pie Crust

Pie Crust is the strain that convinced your sweet tooth it c

THC 15-25%
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🥧 Balanced Hybrid

Pie Do

Pie Do is the strain equivalent of sneaking an entire slice

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Pie Dough

Pie Dough is what happens when Cannarado Genetics decides yo

THC 20%
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🥧 60/40 Hybrid

Pie Eyed

Pie Eyed is what happens when a Georgia Pie and Tropicanna C

THC 24%
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🥧 Dessert-Camo Hybrid

Pie Eyed

Pie Eyed is what happens when a Georgia peach pie gets baked

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Pie Face

Pie Face is what happens when Archive Seed Bank spends three

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's New Best Friend)

Pie Face X Dosidos #18

If your plans include becoming one with the sofa, Pie Face X

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Pie Faced

Pie Faced is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pie i

THC 18-22%
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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Pie Fructose

Green Team Genetics baked up Pie Fructose like they were try

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Pie Hoe

Pie Hoe is Cannarado's love letter to everyone who thinks 'p

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Pie Hoe

Imagine Grape Kool-Aid doing donuts in a Shell station parki

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pie in the Sky

Ohms Seeds’ latest attempt to sell you hope in nug form. At

THC 18%
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🍧 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Pie Latti

Pie Latti is what happens when a Cherry Pie hooks up with Ge

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Knockout

Pie Noir

Holy Seeds Bank basically took a purple velvet couch, wrappe

THC 22-26%
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🐅 Indica (with commitment issues)

Pie of the Tiger

Imagine if a bakery and a dispensary had a one-night stand a

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Pie Piss

The strain that proves you can name weed literally anything

THC 20%
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❄️ Hybrid with Ruderalis Razzle-Dazzle

Pie Polar

Pie Polar is what happens when Happy Bird Seeds gets stoned

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Adjacent Dessert

Pie Scream

Pie Scream is the strain equivalent of eating an entire box

THC 28%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pie Til I Die

Pie Til I Die is the strain equivalent of diving face-first

THC 18%
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🥧 Hybrid Pie Chart

Pie Tree

Pie Tree is what happens when Green Team Genetics asks, "Wha

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pie Walker

Pie Walker is Motarebel’s edible-looking indica that promise

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Hybrid (50/50 but still can't pick a restaurant)

Pieabetes

Pieabetes is what happens when a pastry chef gets loose in t

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Dessert-Indica (a.k.a. Naptime Nougat)

Piecaken

Imagine Wedding Cake and Grape Pie had a baby, then that bab

THC 5%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Piedra Celta

Named after ancient Celtic rocks because you'll be equally i

THC 25-28%
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🔮 Craft Indica

Pielatti

Pielatti is the cannabis equivalent of a Michelin-star pop-u

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Mostly-Sativa Muffin Top

Pienana

Meet Pienana—the strain that sounds like a dessert menu typo

THC 18-22%
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🍍🍌 Mystery Fruit Hybrid

Pienana

Imagine a piña colada and a banana foster got drunk, hooked

THC 28%
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🟢 Sativa That Thinks It's a Machine Gun

Piensa en AK 47

Named after the world's most famous assault rifle because ap

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Piensa En Amnesia

Piensa En Amnesia is like that friend who shows up with espr

THC 18%

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