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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Piensa En Amnesia Auto

It’s the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: ready f

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Piensa En Amnesia Haze

PEV Seeds Bank took the classic Amnesia Haze, cranked the sa

THC 20%

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🍋 Pure Sativa with Amnesia

Piensa En Amnesia Lemon

The Spanish-named strain that literally translates to "Think

THC 19-24%

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⚫ Indica Auto-Flower

Piensa En Black Domina Auto

The strain that asks you to think about darkness—literally.

THC 15%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Piensa En Blue Moonshine X Matanuska Tundra

This tongue-twister of a strain sounds like a rejected IKEA

THC 18%

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🔵 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Piensa En Blueberry

Named after the Spanish phrase for 'think about blueberry,'

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Piensa En Blueberry Auto

The strain that asks, 'What if Blueberry got impatient and l

THC 15-18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Piensa En C99

Piensa En C99 is the strain that asks you to “think” while i

THC 18%

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🍭 Couch-Lock Candy

Piensa En Candy Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka got couch-locked and started breeding we

THC 16%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Piensa En Caramelo

Meet the strain that turns your brain into caramel—slow, sti

THC 20-25%

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🧀 Pure Indica Funk

Piensa En Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got possessed by a demon

THC 18%

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🧀 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Piensa En Cheese Auto

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar learned to grow weed and

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Piensa En Chocolope

Imagine your morning espresso and your weed had a passionate

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Piensa En Chronic

Piensa En Chronic is what happens when Spanish breeders deci

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Piensa En Diesel Auto

Spanish for "Think About Diesel," this strain makes you do e

THC 15-22%

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🦈 Predator-Level Indica

Piensa en Great White Shark

Named after an apex predator because nothing says "relaxatio

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Piensa En Great White Shark Auto

The Toyota Corolla of weed—reliable, boring, and gets the jo

THC 14%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Piensa En Jack Herer

Named after the patron saint of loud activism and louder wee

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Auto Hybrid

Piensa En Jack Herer Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a greatest-hits album pressed ont

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Piensa En Kali Mist

Meet the strain that makes coffee file for unemployment. Pie

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Piensa En Kritical Bilbo

PEV Seeds’ love letter to lazy Sundays smells like a damp fo

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Full Indica

Piensa En Lavender

Meet Piensa En Lavender, the strain that turns your living r

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Straight-Up Sativa

Piensa En M8

Piensa En M8 is what happens when Spanish breeders decide yo

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto

Piensa En M8 Auto

Meet the strain that finishes flowering before your DoorDash

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Piensa En Maxi Gom

Meet the strain that sounds like a Latin boy-band and grows

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Piensa En Mazar Auto

Meet the strain that thinks it's a couch accessory. PEV Seed

THC 18%

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🟡 Sativa

Piensa En Moby Dick

Meet the strain that makes you chase white whales of product

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Piensa En Moby Dick Auto

The strain that asks you to "think about Moby Dick" but fini

THC 15%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Piensa En Northern Light

The strain that asks you to "think about Northern Light"—the

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Piensa En Northern Light Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket with a turbo b

THC 16%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Couch-Lock Hybrid

Piensa En Northern Lights X Big Bud Auto

If Northern Lights and Big Bud had a love child and taught i

THC 18%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Piensa En OG Kush Auto

The strain that asks "¿Piensa en mí?" while plumping itself

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Piensa En Power Plant

Meet the strain that makes IKEA furniture look exciting: Pie

THC 18-24%

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🟪 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Piensa En Purple Auto

This Spanish auto-flowering diva practically grows itself wh

THC 22%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Funk Bomb

Piensa En Skunk

Meet Piensa En Skunk—the strain that took PEV Seeds 18 month

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Piensa En Skunk Auto

The strain that asks you to "think about Skunk" and then imm

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Piensa En Skunk X Bubblegum

Imagine your childhood bubblegum machine making out with a s

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Indica

Piensa En Somango

The strain that asks you to literally think about mangoes wh

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Piensa En Somango Auto

An auto-flower that finishes faster than your last situation

THC 15-25%

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🔋 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Piensa en Sour Diesel

The strain that makes coffee look like chamomile. Piensa en

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Piensa En Super Silver Haze

A 25% THC sativa that’ll have you philosophizing about why y

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Piensa En Super Skunk

Piensa En Super Skunk is PEV Seeds' love letter to anyone wh

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Piensa En Super Skunk Auto

The strain that asks you to literally 'think about Super Sku

THC 15%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Piensa En White Siberian

This PEV Seeds masterpiece is basically a weighted blanket i

THC 18%

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⚪ Low-Rider Couch Magnet

Piensa En White Widow Auto

Imagine the legendary White Widow got shrunk by a mad auto-b

THC 15%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Piensa En White Widow X Chronic

This Spanish Frankenstein marries White Widow's resin-drench

THC 25%

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🔵 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Piensa En Wreckage

Piensa En Wreckage is the strain equivalent of giving your f

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Forward Mystery Meat

Pierene

Pierene is that friend who claims they're "between jobs"—eve

THC 15-25%