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🍨 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Piescream

Piescream is what happens when a Mendocino mad scientist dec

THC 22%
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🟣 Dessert-Dominant Indica

Piescream 7

Imagine if a Hostess factory and a dispensary had a baby, an

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Tropical Sativa

Piff

Meet Piff: the Brazilian sativa that parties harder than Car

THC 22%
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🔥 Incense-Forward Haze Phenotype

Piff

Piff is basically the holy ghost of NYC weed—part Dominican

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Piff Coast Sour Diesel

Imagine if a citrus orchard and a diesel truck had a beautif

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

PiffCoast 3

PiffCoast 3 is the strain equivalent of mainlining a cold br

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pig Candy

Pig Candy is the strain equivalent of candied bacon—equal pa

THC 15-25%
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🐷🔥🦏 Couch-Lock Beast

Pig Fucking Rhino

Pig Fucking Rhino is the strain your plug whispers about lik

THC 18%
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🐷 50/50 Hybrid

Pig Latin

Pig Latin is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa

Pig Whistle

Meet Pig Whistle, the sativa that squeals "wake and bake" lo

THC 25%
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🛸 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Pigalienbearman

Pigalienbearman is what happens when breeders huff their own

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Autoflower Hybrid

Piggy Pops

Piggy Pops is Mephisto Genetics’ answer to "I want dessert t

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Full-Grown Indica

Piglet

Piglet is the indica that proves you can’t judge a bud by it

THC 18-22%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Pigletta's Purple Haze

Like Jimi Hendrix got trapped in a lab with an auto-flower a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Powered Sativa

Pigletta's Purple Potion

Mephisto Genetics cranked the sass dial to 11 and dipped it

THC 15-25%
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🐷 80% Indica Couch Burrito

Pigs In A Blanket

Freak Genetics rolled up 80% pure indica, dunked it in resin

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Knock-You-On-Your-Ass Indica

Pigs In Space

Imagine Miss Piggy doing a swan dive into a compost pile of

THC 22%
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🔨 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Pile Driver

Pile Driver is the strain that shows up, whispers “I’m a hyb

THC 18-22%
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🔨 Heavy-Handed Indica

Pile Driver

Pile Driver is the strain equivalent of getting hugged by a

THC 20%
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🔨 Face-Melting Indica

Pile Driver OG

Pile Driver OG is the strain equivalent of getting suplexed

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pilgrim OG

Pilgrim OG is what happens when White Buffalo Seed Collectiv

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Pilgrimage

Pilgrimage is what happens when Gage Green Genetics decides

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Pillow Factory

Ethos Genetics' Pillow Factory is the Goldilocks of weed—not

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pillow Factory

Meet Pillow Factory, the strain that treats your spine like

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Pillow Mints

Imagine eating a York Peppermint Pattie while face-planting

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Pillows

Named after 90s Swiss fragrance pillows because apparently g

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Pilon

Pilon is the strain for people who want to smell like a Cari

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pilot Light

Strayfox Gardenz basically bottled bedtime and called it Pil

THC 20%
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⚡ Couch-Friendly Microdose Hybrid

Pilot Light Auto

Atlas Seed’s Pilot Light Auto is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 10-14%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Piltri Kush

Piltri Kush is what happens when a lab-coat breeder locks OG

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Pimento Cheese

Named after the Southern fridge staple nobody admits they lo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pimp Cup

Pimp Cup is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet tracksuit: f

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Pimp Daddy

Pimp Daddy is the strain that shows up uninvited, steals you

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pimp Fruit

NBG Seed Co. basically rolled up a tropical fruit salad, sla

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica (With a Sativa Side-Hustle)

Pimp Hand

Pimp Hand is what happens when Secret Society Seed Co decide

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Pimp Juice

Lit Farms’ Pimp Juice is the strain that makes you feel like

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pimp Juice

The strain that sounds like a Lil Jon energy drink but hits

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pimp Kush

Pimp Kush by Treeology Genetics is the strain that walks in

THC 23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pimp Slap

Pimp Slap by Terra Firma Exclusives is the strain equivalent

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pimp Slap

Pimp Slap doesn’t ask about your day—it ends it. One taste o

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (52/48 but who's counting)

Pimp Stroll

Pimp Stroll struts in like it owns the dispensary—equal part

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Pimp'n'tine

Pimp'n'tine is the strain that answers the question 'What if

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pin Up Girl

Pin Up Girl is the cannabis equivalent of a 1950s bombshell—

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pin Upz

Pin Upz is what happens when a breeder binge-watches 1950s p

THC 18-24%
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🍍🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Pina Acai

Imagine if your vacation blender became sentient and decided

THC 18%
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🌀 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Pina Auto

Pina Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner t

THC 18-24%
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🍹 Tropical Hybrid

Pina Colada

This strain is basically a beach bar in nug form—complete wi

THC 12-22%
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🍍🌴 60/40 Sativa-Leanin' Hybrid

Pina Colada by Twisty Seeds

If smoking a tiki bar was socially acceptable, this would be

THC 15-25%

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