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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Phantom Stomper

Big Dans Genetix basically weaponized Netflix-and-chill with

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. “Which Phantom Is This Again?”)

Phantom Weed

Phantom Weed is the strain equivalent of a Craigslist ad tha

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Pharaoh Auto by Semyanich

Pharaoh Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burri

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Lane

Pharcyde Skunk

Pharcyde Skunk is what happens when breeders decide "balance

THC 20%
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🚀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Phase by Cosmic Wisdom

Phase by Cosmic Wisdom is what happens when lab-coat breeder

THC 18%
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🌌 Balanced Hybrid (Set phasers to 'chill')

Phaser

Phaser is the strain that boldly goes where every other dess

THC 19-26%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Phat Freddy

Phat Freddy is the strain you call when your plans include a

THC 18%
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🐼 Mystery Hybrid

Phat Panda

Meet the strain that isn't a strain: Phat Panda is basically

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Phat Witch Bakery

Imagine if Hansel & Gretel's witch traded her oven for a gro

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Straight Sativa Power-Up

Phaze Bx1

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Phaze99

Phaze99 is what happens when GreenMan Organic Seeds asks, “W

THC 21%
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🌈 Dessert-Flavored Hybrid

Pheno Exotic

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a grow op and every bud was a gol

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Speed-Run Hybrid

Pheno Express

The cannabis equivalent of hitting the fast-forward button—P

THC 18-25%
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🥂 Citrus-Floral Hybrid

Pheno Grigio

Pheno Grigio is the strain equivalent of day-drinking Pinot

THC 15-25%
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🎉 Mystery Hybrid

Phetti

Phetti is the cannabis equivalent of a SoundCloud rapper wit

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

PHI-NYC

PHI-NYC is Top Dawg Seeds' attempt to create a strain that w

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Mid-Atlantic Mascot Hybrid

Philadelphia

Meet the only thing from Philly that won’t boo you: a 20-26%

THC 20-26%
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⚔️ Hybrid (Middle-Earth Edition)

Philbo Baggins

Named after the only hobbit who’d hot-box the Shire, Philbo

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Philosopher's Stone

Gage Green Genetics basically said "what if we made weed tha

THC 22%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Phish Grease

Phish Grease is the strain your plug swears he can’t get aga

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Phishhead Kush

Bank Genetics basically took traditional kush, fed it a 3-ho

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Phishhead Kush

Phishhead Kush is the strain for people who consider "standi

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Phishwreck

Named after the band that turned 3-minute songs into 30-minu

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Phisto Berry

Phisto Berry is the strain equivalent of a moody indie band:

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

PHK X Vintage Blueberry

AK Bean Brains took nostalgia, dipped it in resin, and wrapp

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PHK x Williams Wonder

AK Bean Brains took two sleepy legends, hit them with a stun

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

PHKM10

PHKM10 is what happens when two boutique breeders lock thems

THC 20%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Phnom Penh

Straight outta Cambodia with a stop in Reeferman's garage—th

THC 15%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Phnom Penh

Named after the city where traffic laws are optional, this 2

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Phoebe's Breath

Phoebe's Breath is what happens when breeders decide 'mild s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (but mostly balanced on the couch)

Phoenix

Named after a bird that literally dies and comes back, Phoen

THC 5%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Inferno

Phoenix Fire

Love Genetics basically rolled a Red Bull into a joint and n

THC 22%
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🔥 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Phoenix Fire

The strain that sounds like a rejected X-Men name will absol

THC 20%
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🛸 Desert Sativa

Phoenix Lights

Named after the 1997 UFO hoax that had half of Arizona stari

THC 18-24%
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🌀 High-Octane Hybrid

Phoenix OG

Born from OG purists who wanted a sativa kick without sacrif

THC 24-28%
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🔥 Indica

Phoenix OG

Phoenix OG is what happens when OG Kush survives a house fir

THC 24%
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🔥 Sativa

Phoenix Rising

Meet Phoenix Rising: the sativa that resurrects you from las

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Phog

Meet Phog—the indica that convinced a generation of stoners

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch Gluer

Phog Walker

Phog Walker is what happens when Pacific NW Roots asks, "Wha

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Phone Home

Bodhi Seeds' Phone Home is the cannabis equivalent of butt-d

THC 18-24%
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🛸 Hybrid (Area 51 Edition)

Phone Home

Named after everyone's favorite extraterrestrial booty call,

THC 20-28%
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⚗️ Lab-Bred Franken-Hybrid

Phorgawton Dreams

Phorgawton Dreams is what happens when mad scientists mix ru

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Jar

Phorgawton Kookies

Imagine if Grandma’s secret cookie recipe accidentally got d

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica

Phosphorescent

White Clouds Genetics basically bottled a radioactive lemon-

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Photon by Smokingrower

Photon is what happens when a breeder with a physics fetish

THC 18-24%
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🐅 Thai Landrace Sativa-Leaner

Phu Phan Tiger Tail

Meet Thailand’s answer to your boring 30% couch-lockers: a 1

THC 10-18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Phuket Candy Octane

Named after a Thai island you definitely can’t pronounce whe

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pianono

Pianono is the strain your chiropractor secretly grows—becau

THC 18%

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