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🥊 Sativa-ish Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Perpetual Punch

Perpetual Punch is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Perplex

Perplex is Dutch Passion's love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Perretxiko

Perretxiko is what happens when mad scientists spend 20 year

THC 20%
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🔮 Mystery-Berry Indica

Perrys Berries

Perry’s Berries is the cannabis equivalent of a secret famil

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Goddess

Persephone

Named after the OG queen of seasonal depression, Persephone

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Kush

Persian Delight

Bodhi Seeds basically distilled the feeling of being buried

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Persian Delight

Persian Delight is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet pillo

THC 18%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Persian Fire

Imagine if Xerxes got high and decided to chill out instead

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Persian Lime

Persian Lime is what happens when the Frost Brothers decide

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Persian Pie

Imagine a strain that smells like Middle Eastern dessert and

THC 15%
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🟣 Regal Couch-Lock OG

Persian Prince

The strain that proves you don't need 30% THC to feel like P

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Persian Star

Persian Star is Old Dutch Genetics' attempt at cannabis déte

THC 18%
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🔺 Couch-Lock Carpet Ride

Persian Triangle

Equilibrium Genetics basically bottled the feeling of sinkin

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Perty Sunset

Three Ravens Farm basically Photoshopped a strain: take Wedd

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Perun

Meet Perun, Darwin Seeds’ love letter to people who think "w

THC 18-24%
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🌎 Sativa Landrace

Peruvian Landrace

This isn’t your plug’s basement bag seed—it’s the botanical

THC 15-25%
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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Uplifter

Peruvian Pineapple

This strain is basically what happens when Machu Picchu and

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Peruvian Piñata

Imagine a weed strain designed by a Peruvian party planner w

THC 18%
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🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Peruvian Punch

Peruvian Punch is what happens when a llama eats a skunk and

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid (AKA Commitment Issues)

Perzimmon

Perzimmon is what happens when breeders play god and somehow

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid of Doom

Pestilence

Pestilence sounds like the name of a metal band that tours i

THC 27%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Pestilence S1

The Illuminati finally dropped something more contagious tha

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Commandos

Pestilents OG Kush by The Fire Department

The Fire Department’s Pestilents OG Kush is the cannabis equ

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Petal To The Medal

Petal To The Medal is the floral equivalent of a snooze butt

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Petro Chem

Petro Chem is what happens when a mad scientist trades the m

THC 18%
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⚫ Straight Indica

Petro Chem

Petro Chem smells like you spilled diesel in a tire fire and

THC 24%
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🟢 Hybrid (60/40)

Petro Crush

Petro Crush is what happens when Big Tree Cultivators decide

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Petro Dollar OG

Petro Dollar OG is what happens when breeders try to make we

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Petro Skunnk

Petro Skunnk sounds like a rejected Transformer, but it's ac

THC 18%
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⛽️ Indica (a.k.a. Garage-Weed)

Petrochem

Meet Petrochem—the strain that smells like your dad’s old ga

THC 22-28%
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⚗️ Hybrid (Chem-Head Edition)

Petrochem V2

Petrochem V2 is what happens when a gas pump gets frisky wit

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Petrol 592

Petrol 592 is what happens when a gas station and a cannabis

THC 20-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica Nap Time

Petrol Cookies

Petrol Cookies is what happens when a gas station snack aisl

THC 21%
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⛽ Pure Indica

Petrol OG

Petrol OG is the strain that proves someone once looked at a

THC 22%
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🔥 Couch-Locking Indica

Petrol on Fire

Meet Petrol on Fire—the strain that sounds like a failed ars

THC 18%
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⛽ Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Petrol Pie

Petrol Pie is what happens when a fuel truck crashes into a

THC 30%
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🟢 Indica (with a lead foot)

Petrol Pine

Imagine someone soaked a Christmas tree in 91-octane, then r

THC 20-26%
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⚡️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch with a Driver’s License)

Petrol Pop

Imagine dunking a Zkittlez in unleaded: that’s Petrol Pop. J

THC 15-25%
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⛽ Couch-Lock Fuel

Petrol Potion

Imagine huffing premium unleaded while someone gently beats

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Petrol-Head Indica

Petrol Potion

Imagine licking the underside of a 1987 El Camino and then b

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Petrol Punch

Imagine if a 90s diesel truck married a speed-running timer

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Petrol Rainbow

Petrol Rainbow is what happens when a breeder decides 'diese

THC 20%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Petrol Rainbow

Imagine if a 90s diesel truck and a bag of rainbow Nerds had

THC 18-25%
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⛽ Pure Indica

Petrol Skunk

Imagine if a 1970s muscle car and a skunk had a baby—then ro

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa Dominant

Petrol Tank

Petrol Tank is what happens when European breeders decide yo

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Petroleum

Named after the thing destroying the planet, Petroleum is he

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Petroleum Jelly

Imagine if a mechanic’s garage and a candy shop had a baby—t

THC 18%
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🤖 Fuel-Injected Hybrid

Petroleumnightmare

Petroleumnightmare sounds like a heavy-metal band that tours

THC 21-25%

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