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🍍 Couch-Lock Luau

Pineapple Kush

Imagine a piña colada that punches you in the brain and then

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (aka Couch Glue)

Pineapple Kush

Amsterdam Genetics basically took OG Kush to Hawaii, got it

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Indica

Pineapple Kush

Meet the strain that convinced your couch it was actually a

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Luau

Pineapple Kush

Imagine a piña colada that chloroforms you. Pineapple Kush i

THC 18%

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🍍🔴 Couch-Lock Fruit Salad

Pineapple Kush

Pineapple Kush is the strain equivalent of a piña colada tha

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Pineapple Kush

Imagine OG Kush went on a Tinder date with a piña colada and

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Hybrid Auto-Flowering Party Crasher

Pineapple Kush Cake Automatic

Imagine a pineapple upside-down cake that started hitting th

THC 18-22%

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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Menace

Pineapple Larry OG

Imagine your brain wearing a Hawaiian shirt and yelling “Let

THC 20%

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🍍 Tropical Hybrid

Pineapple Madness

Pineapple Madness sounds like a rejected Disney attraction,

THC 16%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Can

Pineapple Magnum

Meet Pineapple Magnum: the tropical-flavored tranquilizer da

THC 18-22%

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🍍🥭🍌 Tropical Vacation in a Jar

Pineapple Mango Banana

Cannabella Genetics basically crammed a Tiki bar into a nug.

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Pineapple

Pineapple Mayhem

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a pineapple in steel-toe boot

THC 24%

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🍍 Sativa Mayhem

Pineapple Mayhem

Imagine if a piña colada got possessed by a Red Bull and dec

THC 26-28%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Meatball

Imagine if a Hawaiian pizza got high and started questioning

THC 18-20%

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🍍🥂 Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Mimosa

Imagine your Sunday mimosa got roofied by a pineapple and wo

THC 18%

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🍍🥂 Boozy Brunch Hybrid

Pineapple Mimosa

Imagine if a tiki bar and your favorite brunch spot had a ba

THC 20-25%

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🍍🍊 Brunch-Ready Hybrid

Pineapple Mimosa

Imagine Sunday Funday packed into a sticky nug: tropical pin

THC 20-26%

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🍍🍃 Dessert-First Hybrid

Pineapple Mintz

Imagine a piña colada that just brushed its teeth: Pineapple

THC 18-26%

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🍍🍰 Tropical Hybrid

Pineapple Mousse

Like getting smacked in the face with a tropical dessert and

THC 20-25%

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🔀 50/50 Hybrid

Pineapple Muffin

Imagine if a Hostess factory exploded into a pineapple field

THC 18%

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🍍🧁 Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Muffin

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry muffin got drunk in Maui an

THC 20-22%

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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Auto

Pineapple Muffin Auto

Pineapple Muffin Auto is Humboldt Seed Company's attempt to

THC 18%

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🍕 70% Sativa Chaos

Pineapple Mushroom Pizza

Imagine if a Hawaiian pizza and a bag of shrooms had a baby,

THC 21%

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🍍🍄 Hybrid

Pineapple Mushroom Pupil

Imagine if a tropical smoothie got possessed by a fun-gi spi

THC 18-22%

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🍍 Hybrid (OG's Island Cousin)

Pineapple OG

Imagine if a pineapple got drunk at an OG family reunion and

THC 20-28%

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🍍 Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Parfait by MisterD Farmhouse

MisterD’s decade-long science fair project finally pays off

THC 18%

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🍍 Daytime Sativa

Pineapple Passion

Pineapple Passion is the strain that convinced your brain it

THC 15-25%

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🍍 Hybrid That Thinks It's a Tropical Vacation

Pineapple Passion Zmoothie

This strain is what happens when Willy Wonka joins a reggae

THC 15-25%

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🍍 Hybrid Smoothie

Pineapple Passion Zmoothie by UKHTA

Imagine a piña colada that dropped out of bartending school

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Island Indica

Pineapple Pellazino

Pineapple Pellazino is what happens when Terp Hogz traps a C

THC 20%

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🍍 Tropical Motivation Stick

Pineapple Perfect

Imagine if a pineapple got a PhD in motivation and then body

THC 18%

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🔋 Sativa

Pineapple Petrol

Imagine drinking a piña colada while huffing premium unleade

THC 18%

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🍍 Hybrid (Candy Edition)

Pineapple Pez

Imagine if a PEZ dispenser and a piña colada had a baby who

THC 18-24%

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🍍⚡ Tropical Hybrid

Pineapple Phantom

Pineapple Phantom is what happens when a fruit salad learns

THC 26%

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🔴 Indica

Pineapple Piff 2

Imagine your vacation plans got canceled so you smoked a piñ

THC 18%

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🍍 Tropical Sativa

Pineapple Poison

Pineapple Poison is what happens when Dutch breeders decide

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Pomegranate

This Massive Seeds creation is basically a vacation you can

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Dessert-Slumped Indica

Pineapple Pound Cake

Imagine your grandma’s pound cake got drunk on piña coladas

THC 27-29%

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🍍🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Pineapple Poundcake

Imagine your grandma’s poundcake did a semester abroad in Ma

THC 15-25%

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🍍🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Pineapple Poundcake

Imagine your grandma’s pound cake got drunk in Maui and marr

THC 20%

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🍍 Tropical Sativa

Pineapple Princess

Pineapple Princess is what happens when a tiki bar has a bab

THC 18%

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🍍 Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Punch

Pineapple Punch is what happens when The Real McCoy and Skun

THC 18%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Punch

Imagine a Dutch coffee shop collided with a tiki bar and som

THC 18%

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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Pineapple Punch

Pineapple Punch is the strain equivalent of a tiki bar in yo

THC 15-25%

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🍍 Couch-Lock Express

Pineapple Punch Automatic

This pineapple-scented couch magnet finishes faster than you

THC 20%

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🍍🟣 Sativa-leaning Unicorn

Pineapple Purps

Meet the only weed that can give you a beach vacation and a

THC 5%

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🍍 Tropical Couch-Cat Hybrid

Pineapple Purr

Imagine if a piña colada learned jiu-jitsu and decided your

THC 19-24%

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🟣 Indica That Tastes Like a Piña Colada Had a Baby with Skittles

Pineapple Rainbow

Meet Pineapple Rainbow, the indica that tricks you into thin

THC 15-25%