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🍍🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Pineapple Raspberry

Imagine a piña colada that just got a liberal arts degree an

THC 24%

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🍍 Hybrid (Sativa-Leanin’ Tropical Menace)

Pineapple Ringer

Pineapple Ringer is what happens when a pineapple Jolly Ranc

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pineapple Rum Punch

Imagine a piña colada that body-slams you into the sofa and

THC 15-25%

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🍍🍬 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Pineapple Runtz

Think Runtz got drunk on piña colada and decided to crash on

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express (Auto Edition)

Pineapple Runtz Auto

Imagine Runtz and a pineapple had a baby on fast-forward—tha

THC 18-23%

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🍍 Auto-Flower Couch Magnet

Pineapple Runtz Auto

Imagine Willy Wonka vacationing in Maui and leaving you the

THC 18%

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🍍 Lightweight Tropical Sativa

Pineapple Runtz Muha

The strain that proves you can be tropical, candy-sweet, and

THC 5-10%

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🍍 Tropical Hybrid

Pineapple S2

Pineapple S2 is the strain equivalent of getting lei’d at th

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Tropical Sativa

Pineapple Sage

This Love Genetics creation is what happens when a pineapple

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Hybrid (Sativa-leaning)

Pineapple Sage

Imagine if a piña colada and a spice rack had a baby who gre

THC 24%

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🍍 Pure Sativa Thunder

Pineapple Sativa

Meet the strain that convinced Europeans pineapple belongs o

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Tropical Hybrid

Pineapple Shandy

Imagine if a piña colada and your most productive Monday had

THC 20-24%

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🍍🍦 Sativa-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Pineapple Sherbet

Imagine if Dole Whip and Sunset Sherbet got cross-faded at a

THC 26%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Shotz

Imagine if a tropical vacation got impatient and decided to

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica (with identity issues)

Pineapple Skunk

Imagine if a tropical vacation and a frat house had a baby—t

THC 18-24%

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🍍🦨 50/50 Hybrid

Pineapple Skunk

Imagine a Hawaiian vacation where the lei is made of roadkil

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Pineapple Skunk

Imagine your grandma’s pineapple upside-down cake making out

THC 18%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Skunk

Imagine if a piña colada and a skunk's gym socks had a baby—

THC 19-21%

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🍍 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pineapple Slick

Imagine if a tropical vacation and a couch had a baby—this i

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Pineapple Slush XL Auto

Sweet Seeds basically duct-taped a tropical vacation to a ru

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pineapple Soda

Imagine someone carbonated a piña colada, then let it fermen

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Tornado

Pineapple Sonja

Pineapple Sonja is what happens when a boutique breeder asks

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa

Pineapple Sorbet

Pineapple Sorbet is the strain you smoke when you want to fe

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Pineapple Sorbet

Imagine the Dole Whip you smuggled into the movie theater, b

THC 15-25%

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🍍 Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Sorbet F4

Imagine if a piña colada and a yoga retreat had a baby, then

THC 18%

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🍍🧘‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Soul

Pineapple Soul is what happens when a fruit salad and a scie

THC 24%

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🍍 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Brunch Strain')

Pineapple Sours

Imagine if a piña colada and a Kush plant had a baby, then s

THC 18%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Sunrise

Pineapple Sunrise is your morning alarm clock disguised as w

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Sativa (a.k.a. Daytime Tropical Punch)

Pineapple Sunset

Imagine a piña colada that went to grad school and came back

THC 18-26%

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🍍 Sativa Power-Up

Pineapple Tangie

If Tangie and a piña colada had a baby who grew up to be a m

THC 17-24%

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🍍 Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Tart

Pineapple Tart is the strain equivalent of your friend who s

THC 18%

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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Pineapple Tart

Pineapple Tart is the strain for when you want your brain to

THC 18-22%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Thai

Imagine if a Bangkok tuk-tuk rear-ended a Dole plantation an

THC 15-23%

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🍍 Pure Sativa

Pineapple Thai

Pineapple Thai is the strain equivalent of booking a one-way

THC 17-20%

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🍍 Pure Sativa

Pineapple Thai by 707 Seed Bank

Meet Pineapple Thai—the strain that makes your neurons do th

THC 20%

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🟡 Tropical Sativa-Leaner

Pineapple Thai by Apeorigin

Imagine your favorite beach bar distilled into a nug—sweet p

THC 22%

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🍍🟢 Tropical-Kush Hybrid

Pineapple Thai x Black Lime Reserve

Pagoda Seeds took a Thai party animal and married it to a No

THC 30%

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🍍 Sativa

Pineapple Trainwreck

Imagine your brain getting body-slammed by a tropical fruit

THC 18%

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🚂 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Pineapple Trainwreck

Imagine if a piña colada got run over by a freight train ful

THC 18-25%

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🍍 Balanced Tropical Hybrid

Pineapple Twist

Pineapple Twist is what happens when a fruit salad decides t

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Sativa Dessert

Pineapple Upside Down

Imagine getting pied in the face by a pineapple wearing vani

THC 18-26%

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🍍 Hybrid

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Imagine your grandma’s pineapple cake got possessed by a sat

THC 10-15%

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🟣 Indica (Dessert Disguise)

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Smells like the bakery aisle at a Caribbean Costco and hits

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pineapple Upside Down K

Imagine your grandma’s pineapple cake got possessed by an OG

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Pineapple Whip

Meet Pineapple Whip—the strain that convinced your brain it'

THC 18-24%

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🍍🍦 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Pineapple Whip

Imagine if a pineapple soft-serve and a wedding cake had a o

THC 22%

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🍍🍷 Couch-Locked Sommelier

Pineapple Wine

Imagine if a piña colada and a bottle of cheap white wine ha

THC 20-23%

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🍍⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Pineapple Wreck

Like sipping a piña colada while standing on a derailed trai

THC 18%