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🟣 Couch-Lock Pineapple

Pineapple X

Pineapple X is what happens when Phat Panda decides your aft

THC 20-25%

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🍍🤯 Tropical-Bubba Hybrid

Pineapple X Starburst Bubba

Imagine your vacation smoothie and your couch-lock Bubba had

THC 18%

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🍍 Tropical Time-Bomb Hybrid

Pineapple XX

Pineapple XX is what happens when mad scientists decide Snow

THC 18-24%

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🍍 Hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica)

Pineapple Z

Pineapple Z is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18%

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🍍🌈 Tropical Candy Hybrid

Pineapple Zkittlez

Imagine your blender hooked up to a candy factory and someon

THC 27%

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🍍⚗️ Hybrid

Pineapple Zushi

Imagine if a piña colada made out with a diesel truck behind

THC 22-28%

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🍍 Indica-Dominant Tropical Couch-Lock

Pineapplegum

Pineapplegum is Black Skull Seeds’ answer to ‘what if a frui

THC 18%

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🍍 Sativa (a.k.a. productivity's final boss)

PineappleHaze V2

Meet PineappleHaze V2—Cannabella Genetics’ sequel nobody ask

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Pineberry

Pineberry is what happens when a Christmas tree and a strawb

THC 18%

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🟢 Low-THC Couch-Lock

Pineberry

Pineberry is the cannabis equivalent of a cozy lumberjack’s

THC 10-15%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Pineberry Crunch

Pineberry Crunch is the strain you smoke when your to-do lis

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

PineBomb by Dominion Seed Company

PineBomb is what happens when breeders ask, "What if Christm

THC 20%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

PineFire OG

Imagine smoking a pine tree that went to Burning Man. PineFi

THC 20-28%

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🌲 Indica-Heavy Hybrid (80/20 Split)

PineQueen Haze #14

Lineage Genetics’ PineQueen Haze #14 is the cannabis equival

THC 15-18%

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🌲🍑 Hybrid

Pines Dried Fruit

Imagine if a pine-scented car freshener and a bag of gas-sta

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like It Read The Manual)

Pinesol

Pinesol is the strain that took 'lemon fresh' way too litera

THC 18%

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🔋 Sativa

Pinesol Piff

Imagine huffing Pine-Sol while licking a lemon pledge stick—

THC 18%

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🌲 Balanced Hybrid

Pinesoul

Meet Pinesoul—the strain that convinced your dad's Glade Plu

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pinesoul

Green Bodhi’s Pinesoul is the strain equivalent of a lumberj

THC 18%

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🟢 Pine-Sol Pajama Indica

Pinesoul

Pinesoul is the strain that smells like your grandma’s clean

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

PineSoul OG S1

If a Christmas tree and a bottle of Pinesol had a baby and t

THC 20%

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🍪🌲 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Pinesoul OG x Monster Cookies

Imagine if a Christmas tree got drunk at Mrs. Fields and wok

THC 20%

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🔬 Lab-Bred Hybrid

Pinesoul x SBSE78

Imagine if a Christmas tree enrolled in MIT—Pinesoul x SBSE7

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

PineTar Skunk

Imagine if a pine-scented urinal cake had a baby with a skun

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pinewarp

Pinewarp is what happens when Growers Choice asks, "What if

THC 22-27%

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🌲 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Pinewarp

Pinewarp is the strain you grow when your backyard is basica

THC 14-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Pink 2.0 by Exotic Genetix

Pink 2.0 is what happens when Exotic Genetix traps cotton ca

THC 20-25%

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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Pink Abduction

Pink Abduction is what happens when mad Canadian scientists

THC 15-25%

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🌸 Dessert-Hybrid

Pink Acai

Pink Acai is what happens when your açaí bowl and your weed

THC 15-25%

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💗 Hybrid

Pink Afgooey

Riot Seeds took "pink" literally and made a strain that look

THC 18%

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👽 Deep-Space Indica

Pink Alien

Pink Alien is what happens when La Plata Labs asks, "What if

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cookies

Pink Animal Crackers

Moscaseeds turned your childhood snack into a 70% indica kno

THC 18-22%

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🍪 Indica-Dominant Cookie Monster

Pink Animal Crakers S1

The Cookie-family's final boss has arrived, looking like som

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Straight-Up Indica

Pink Apple Punch

Pink Apple Punch is the strain you take home when you want t

THC 20-26%

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🍎 Balanced Hybrid (with Auto-Flowering Cheat Code)

Pink Apple Soda

Imagine if Sprite and a Granny Smith had a baby, then that b

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Pink Apricot

Imagine if a peach cobbler and a bottle of Victoria's Secret

THC 20-26%

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🔴 Indica

Pink Atan

Pink Atan is the strain that proves the devil wears pastels—

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Pink Bacio

Pink Bacio is Karma Genetics’ attempt to bottle Instagram ae

THC 20-24%

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🔴 Indica

Pink Banana Crush by Hammerhead

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy got body-slammed by a couch and

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica (Limited-Edition Hype Behemoth)

Pink Banana Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg co-bred a strain that sme

THC 27%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Pink Bazooka IX 1

Pink Bazooka IX 1 is the strain Chrome Seeds created after s

THC 20-22%

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🌸 Hybrid Auto

Pink Berries Auto

Pink Berries Auto is what happens when a My Little Pony and

THC 14%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Fruit Salad

Pink Berry

Pink Berry is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Pink Berry

Pink Berry is what happens when a blueberry muffin and a dow

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Pink Biscotti

Pink Biscotti is GLK Genetics' pink-wrapped edible couch, en

THC 20%

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🍪 50/50 Hybrid

Pink Biscuit

Imagine Dunkaroos and a yoga retreat had a baby, then that b

THC 18%

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🍪 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Pink Biscuit

Pink Biscuit is what happens when your grandma's secret cook

THC 27%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Pink Blast

Pink Blast is the strain equivalent of being tucked in by a

THC 26%