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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Pink Bubble

Pink Bubble is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bag

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Pink Bubble Gum

Moscaseeds basically weaponized nostalgia, packing Bazooka J

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Indica

Pink Bubble Tooth

Imagine your childhood bubblegum machine got possessed by a

THC 18-24%

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🍬 Balanced Hybrid

Pink Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby—this is what i

THC 15-25%

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🟪 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Pink Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka got horny for kush and this is the stick

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica

Pink Bubblegum Smash

Pink Bubblegum Smash is what happens when a gas-station bubb

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa

Pink by Exotic Genetix

Pink is the strain equivalent of a brunch mimosa—pretty, pin

THC 18-24%

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🔥 Sativa Overachiever

Pink Cadillac

Holy Smoke Seeds basically hot-wired a Cadillac and painted

THC 18-25%

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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake

Pink Cake

AKA the strain that convinced your dealer to buy a pink neon

THC 18-26%

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🍬 Hybrid (a.k.a. Legal Speed Dating in Nug Form)

Pink Candy

Pink Candy is what happens when Willy Wonka gets a cultivati

THC 20-26%

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🍭 Sativa-Dominant Sweet Tooth

Pink Candy Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka got into genetics instead of chocolate r

THC 18-25%

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🩷 Hybrid

Pink Cement

Pink Cement is what happens when your childhood dreamhouse g

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Pink Cereal Puffs

Universally Seeded basically turned a bowl of Lucky Charms i

THC 15-25%

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🌸 Couch-Locking Breakfast

Pink Cereal Puffs

Imagine smoking the milk left in a bowl of strawberry marshm

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid That Slaps

Pink Certz

Pink Certz is the strain your plug brags about having before

THC 30%

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🌸 Indica

Pink Certz

Pink Certz is the strain that convinced your lungs dessert c

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pink Certz #3

Pink Certz #3 is what happens when The Menthol and Grape Gas

THC 20-22%

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🌸 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Pink Certz #4

Pink Certz #4 is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher and

THC 22-29%

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🍾 Indica-Dominant Mysterious Elixir

Pink Champagne

Pink Champagne is what happens when breeders who won't give

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pink Champagne

Named after everyone's favorite overpriced brunch beverage,

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Pink Champs x Gelato 33 x Cherry Limeade F5

Freeborn Selections Frankensteined three hype strains into o

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa

Pink Chem 91

Pink Chem 91 is Riot Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 20%

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🍧 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Pink Cherry Gelato

Imagine if Willy Wonka moonlighted as a botanist and got rea

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Boutique Indica

Pink Chimera

Pink Chimera is the strain equivalent of a secret menu item—

THC 28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Pink Cloud

Pink Cloud is what happens when breeders decide the world ne

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Even-Steven Hybrid

Pink Cola

Pink Cola is what happens when a boutique breeder asks, "Wha

THC 20%

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🔴 Indica (With Commitment Issues)

Pink Cookie Bliss

Pink Cookie Bliss is the strain equivalent of eating an enti

THC 18-23%

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🍪 Hybrid (a.k.a. Wedding Cake’s alter ego)

Pink Cookies

Pink Cookies is the strain that can’t decide if it wants to

THC 18-26%

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🍪 Couch-Lock in Cookie Form

Pink Cookies Auto

The autoflower that treats your lungs like a bakery and your

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Pink Cookies by Oladirty Greenthumb

Pink Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating an entire ca

THC 18%

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🍪 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Munchies Whisperer)

Pink Cookiez

Pink Cookiez is what happens when a bakery and a botanist ge

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Diplomat)

Pink Crumble

Pink Crumble is what happens when Karma Genetics lets Barbie

THC 20%

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🍰 Indica Dessert

Pink Crumpets

Pink Crumpets is what happens when your weed dealer goes to

THC 20-27%

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💗 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Instagram Filter Weed)

Pink Crystal

Pink Crystal is basically the Barbie Dreamhouse of weed—equa

THC 22-25%

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🔮 Indica

Pink Daddy Pebbles

Pink Daddy Pebbles is what happens when Willy Wonka gets int

THC 18%

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🌸 Cosmic Spice Hybrid

Pink Death Star

Riot Seeds’ Pink Death Star is what happens when a Darth Vad

THC 18-25%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Pink Diesel Amnesia Autoflowering

Think a diesel truck crashed into a cotton-candy stand and t

THC 20-24%

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🐬 Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Pink Dolphin

Pink Dolphin is Third Eye Genetics' attempt to answer the ag

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Mythical Indica

Pink Dolphin

Pink Dolphin is basically the cannabis equivalent of a limit

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pink Dream

Pink Dream is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa with a Barbie Complex

Pink Dream

Pink Dream is the strain you bring home when you want your w

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Cocktail Glass

Pink Drink

Pink Drink is what happens when Clone Only Strains decides y

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Lemonade

Pink Drink

Imagine someone poured pink lemonade concentrate over a Kush

THC 20-26%

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🌸 Dessert-Grade Indica

Pink Drip

Imagine your childhood cotton-candy fantasy grew up, got jac

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Boutique Indica

Pink Elephant

Meet the strain that looks like a Lisa Frank trapper keeper

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pink Fire

Pink Fire is Up The Hill Creations' love letter to everyone

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock in Pastel)

Pink Flamingo by Lucky 13 Seed Company

Pink Flamingo is what happens when a breeder watches too man

THC 18%

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🚀 Sativa

Pink Floyd

Mr Nice Seedbank’s love letter to prog-rock and procrastinat

THC 18%