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⚓️ Dessert-Class Indica

Pirate Cake

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of munchies. Pirate Cake boards your b

THC 30%
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🏴‍☠️ Couch-Lock Cruiser

Pirate Cake x Deep Breath

Tiki Madman's lovechild of Pirate Cake and Deep Breath is ba

THC 25%
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⚓ Sativa

Pirate Hat

Named after the one piece of clothing pirates definitely nev

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pirate Ice Cream

Sincerely Cali basically bottled a rum raisin float and call

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Booty

Pirate Kush

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of terps! Pirate Kush sails in at a re

THC 18%
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⚓️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Pirate Milk

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of bong water! Pirate Milk is Tiki Mad

THC 18-24%
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⚔️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Pirate Milk

Yo ho ho and a bag of this creamy, fuel-soaked sugar cereal.

THC 19-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pirate Punch by Sincerely Cali

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of chill. Pirate Punch sails in at 18%

THC 18%
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🏴‍☠️ Couch-Locking Indica

Pirate Sweat

Pirate Sweat is the strain that makes you too stoned to reme

THC 20%
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🏴‍☠️ Boutique Hybrid

Pirate Sweat S1 x Dirty Sanchez

Arrr, matey! This bootleg cross of Pirate Sweat S1 and Dirty

THC 18-26%
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⚓️ Indica-Dominant Dessert Pirate

Pirates Milk

Yo ho ho and a bowl of this creamy booty—Pirates Milk is the

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pirates Rum Cake

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of... cake? This 50/50 hybrid from Sin

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Piss On The Loom by Petepacks

Piss On The Loom: because nothing says "premium cannabis" li

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid (60/40)

Piss Pie

Yes, it’s really called Piss Pie—and yes, it’s actually fire

THC 22-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (45/55)

Pisspaya

Cannarado Genetics spent 50+ iterations perfecting this papa

THC 18%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Nut

Pistachio

Imagine if a pistachio decided to become a yoga instructor,

THC 18%
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🫚 Couch-Lock Gelato

Pistachio

Imagine Ben & Jerry's got paranoid and weaponized ice cream—

THC 24%
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🥜 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Pistachio Ice Cream

Imagine your favorite pistachio gelato, but instead of brain

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Chaos

Pisthash

Pisthash is what happens when TH Seeds lets a sativa run nak

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Pisthash

Pisthash is the strain equivalent of a Michelin-starred bakl

THC 15-25%
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🔫 50/50 Hybrid

Pistol Whip

Pistol Whip sounds violent, but it’s more like getting light

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pistol Whipped

Pistol Whipped sounds violent because it is—violently relaxi

THC 18-24%
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🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Piston Honda Punch

Named after the most annoying fighter in Punch-Out!!, this V

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pit Stop

Red Scare Seed Company’s Pit Stop is the cannabis equivalent

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Pitanga V2

Heavy Dayze Genetics basically weaponized the afternoon nap.

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lullaby

Pitaya

Pitaya is what happens when breeders decide your plans for t

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pitaya

Pitaya is what happens when breeders decide OG Kush is too "

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Pitbull

Pitbull doesn’t bite, it just gnaws on your motivation until

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Pitbull

The cannabis equivalent of a bodyguard named Tiny: short, st

THC 16-24%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Pitfall

Named after every grower's favorite nightmare, Pitfall is Ho

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pitted Cherry

Pitted Cherry is what happens when a cherry pie hooks up wit

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lightroom Filter

Pixel

Pixel is what happens when a bag of Skittles and a Girl Scou

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Pixel8

Pixel8 is the strain equivalent of a $15 artisanal doughnut—

THC 20%
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🟣 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I can't feel my face but I can see the Matrix')

Pixels

Raw Genetics cranked the resolution up to 4K and forgot to i

THC 30-32%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pixels by Ocean Grown

Think 8-bit graphics but for your nervous system. Pixels is

THC 20-25%
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✨ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Pixie Dust

Pixie Dust is the strain that convinced your plug glitter be

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Pixie Punch

Pixie Punch is what happens when a mad-scientist breeder loc

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Knockout

Pixie Punch

Pixie Punch is the strain equivalent of a glitter-covered br

THC 27-29%
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🍬 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Pixie Stix

This strain is the reason your dentist keeps sending you bir

THC 18%
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🔮 Sugar-Coated Couch Lock

Pixie Stix

Pixie Stix is what happens when a gas-station candy aisle an

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Pizookies

Pizookies is what happens when a mad scientist decides cooki

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Calzone

Pizza The Hut

Named after everyone's favorite Hut, this indica will leave

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Calzone

Pizza Weed

Like someone stuffed a dispensary into a brick oven, Pizza W

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Piña Chicle

Meows Trap Seeds spent five years breeding this indica so yo

THC 18%
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🍍 Pure Sativa

Piña Collision

Imagine getting slapped by a pineapple wearing rollerblades—

THC 18%
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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock in Disguise

Piña Gluelada

Piña Gluelada is what happens when a beach cocktail and a ja

THC 15-25%
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🍍 Sativa

Piña Grande

Meet Piña Grande—the strain that convinced your brain it’s o

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It’s on Island Time)

PiñaBerry by Mana House Hawaii

PiñaBerry is what happens when Hawaiian breeders decide "bal

THC 21-24%

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