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🎉 Hybrid Party Starter

Piñata

Piñata is what happens when breeders name weed after the thi

THC 20-28%
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🦄 Full-Bodied Couch Slug

Piñata Unicorn

Soloud Genetics basically took a classic indica, dipped it i

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PK Afghani X The Puck

If you’ve ever wanted your body to feel like it’s being hugg

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

PK Crasher

PK Crasher is Seed Junky's attempt at a diplomatic peace tre

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

PK Crasher

Meet PK Crasher, the strain that crashes your plans like a d

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cradle

PK x Mazar x GDP

Meet the strain that parties like it’s 1992: a three-way mas

THC 5%
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❓Mystery Hybrid

PKLD

PKLD is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist blind date—2

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pla-Chata

Pla-Chata is what happens when breeders get bored of 3D buds

THC 22%
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🤱 Balanced Hybrid

Placenta

Named after the thing that kept you alive in utero, Placenta

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Pladdy Quake

Pladdy Quake is what happens when a mad scientist decides to

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Plagueis OG

Named after the only Sith Lord who couldn’t save his own ass

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Plaid Jackets

Plaid Jackets is what happens when Seattle hipsters decide w

THC 28%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Plain Jane by NPG Seeds

Meet Plain Jane, the strain that spent a decade in cannabis

THC 18-22%
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🍭 Mystery-Candy Hybrid

Plan Z

Plan Z is what happens when breeders run out of alphabet let

THC 15-25%
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🪐 50/50 Hybrid

Planet Bang Bang

Exotic Genetix took a spaceship to Flavor Town and brought b

THC 18%
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⚡ 30% THC Space Cruiser

Planet Express

Named after a fictional delivery service, this 30% THC hybri

THC 30%
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🟣 Pure Indica (85/15)

Planet Hulk

Imagine Bruce Banner’s angrier cousin wrapped in kief. Plane

THC 23%
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🧪 Hybrid (Sativa-leaning until it punches you)

Planet Hulk

Planet Hulk is what happens when Marvel gets into the breedi

THC 30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Planet Lemon 710

Imagine a lemon-scented freight train made of pillows rammin

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Grape-Fueled Hybrid

Planet Of Grapes

Planet Of Grapes is what happens when Grape Diamonds and Che

THC 24-28%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Planet Of The Grapes

Ethos Genetics basically took grape soda, compressed it into

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Cone

Planet Of The Grapes

Meet POTG—the strain that turns your house into a 24-hour dr

THC 5%
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🟣 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Planet Of The Grapes Auto

Ethos Genetics took two grapes, added a time-machine, and bi

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica

Planet Of The Grapes Rbx2

Aeque Genetics basically took a wine tasting, turned it purp

THC 18%
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🎪 Balanced Hybrid

Planet Plush

Planet Plush is what happens when mad scientists at Exotic G

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Cosmic Hybrid

Planet Purple

Behold, the strain that convinced Instagram growers they nee

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Cosmic Candy Hybrid

Planet Purple

Planet Purple is the love-child of purple punch and whatever

THC 22%
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🔴 Indica

Planet Red

Planet Red is the strain that looks like it murdered a box o

THC 22-28%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Planet Sherb

Planet Sherb is what happens when Archive Seed Bank decides

THC 25-30%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Planet Sherb

Named like a failed 90s space-themed ice cream chain, Planet

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica

Planet Z

Planet Z is basically Zkittlez after it went to space camp a

THC 20-28%
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🪐 Cosmic Hybrid

Planeta Funk

Planeta Funk is what happens when breeders try to bottle Par

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Planetary OG

Named after its ability to make you feel like you've been hi

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Cosmic Roulette)

Planetina by The Bakery Genetics

Planetina is what happens when mad scientists at The Bakery

THC 30-40%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Space Oddity

Plann 9

Plann 9 is the cannabis equivalent of a conspiracy corkboard

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Plantahaze Auto

Imagine a strain that flowers even if you forget it exists—P

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Plantainz

Wolfpack's love-child of chill and thrill, Plantainz hits 22

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

Plasma

Plasma is what happens when a boutique breeder decides your

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Plasma Gas

Plasma Gas is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket la

THC 20%
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⚡ Indica in a Tuxedo

Plasma Gas

Plasma Gas is the strain equivalent of chugging a Red Bull i

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Plata Nube

Plata Nube is what happens when Pacific NW Roots decides to

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Heavy-Handed Indica

Plata O Plomo

An indica so sedating it should come with a warning label an

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Plata Y Plomo

Named after a cartel choice between 'money or bullets,' this

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Platinato

Platinato is what happens when scientists weaponize the phra

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Platinium Hurkle Afghan Kush

Meet Platinium Hurkle Afghan Kush, the strain that makes you

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Platinu Yoda

A strain so pretentiously named it comes with its own lights

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum

In House Genetics basically weaponized couch-lock with this

THC 28%
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⚪🧀 Hybrid

Platinum 3 Cheese

Taylormade Selections took the classic UK Cheese, dipped it

THC 18-22%

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