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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Platinum Cookies

Platinum Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating an entir

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Dawg

SoCal Seed Collective’s Platinum Dawg is the strain equivale

THC 12-18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Platinum Delights

Sin City Seeds basically weaponized espresso beans and calle

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Diesel Dough

Meet the strain that looks like it dipped itself in diamonds

THC 19%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Disco

Imagine Studio 54 reincarnated as weed—equal parts mirror-ba

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Dojo

The strain that proves you don't need triple-digit THC to be

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Dolato

Imagine Do-Si-Dos and Gelato had a baby, then that baby won

THC 22-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Platinum Dosi

Platinum Dosi is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Dubble

Imagine if a platinum credit card got high and then started

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Duck Sauce

Platinum Duck Sauce is what happens when a mad scientist wit

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Senior-Citizen OG')

Platinum Fire OG

Meet Platinum Fire OG: the strain that brings OG swagger at

THC 12%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Platinum Flo

GreenMan Organic Seeds bottled a motivational speaker in wee

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Platinum Float

In House Genetics basically created the Rolls-Royce of weed—

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Platinum Freeze

Imagine your freezer and your couch had a baby—then dipped i

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Cake

Platinum Frosting

Imagine dunking a Christmas tree in vanilla frosting and the

THC 20%
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⚪ Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Platinum Frosting

Imagine your favorite cupcake got possessed by a disco ball

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Gravity Indica

Platinum Galaxy

Platinum Galaxy is what happens when mad scientists decide r

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Garlic

Imagine someone spilled garlic knots in your jar and the tri

THC 18%
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🍝 Hybrid

Platinum Garlic

Imagine your nonna’s garlic knots got crossed with a skunk i

THC 15-25%
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🤘 Savory-Sweet Hybrid

Platinum Garlic Cookies

Imagine if a Michelin-starred Italian restaurant and a Girl

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Tank

Platinum Gelato

Platinum Gelato is what happens when Gelato puts on a tuxedo

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Platinum Giant

Meet Platinum Giant—the strain that treats your spine like o

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Platinum Girl Scout Candy Bx1

Mad Scientist Genetics took your childhood cookie addiction

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Girl Scout Cookies x Illusion OG

Green Bodhi basically took your favorite childhood snack, di

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Glue

Platinum Glue is GG4 after a spa day—same industrial-strengt

THC 20-25%
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🦍 Indica-Dominant Silverback

Platinum Gorilla

Platinum Gorilla is what happens when In House Genetics lets

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Gorilla Cookie Punch

Sunleaf Seed Co. basically took Platinum Cookies, added gori

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Platinum Gorilla Cookies

Platinum Gorilla Cookies is what happens when a cookie, a go

THC 20-28%
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⚪ Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

Platinum Gorilla Glue

The bougie cousin of GG4, Platinum Gorilla Glue shows up in

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Grillz

Platinum Grillz is the strain that turns your living room in

THC 21-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Platinum GSC

Meet the bougie cousin of Girl Scout Cookies—Platinum GSC, t

THC 21%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Gucci

RocBudInc's Platinum Gucci is the strain equivalent of weari

THC 22-27%
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⚪ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Gushers

In House Genetics basically weaponized fruit snacks and call

THC 25%
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🟣 Dessert-Grade Couch Magnet

Platinum Gushers

Imagine a frosted sugar cookie that studied Krav Maga—sweet

THC 27-29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Huckleberry Cookies

Meet the strain that turns your living room into a VIP loung

THC 20-28%
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🍯 Sativa-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Platinum Huckleberry Cookies

The Pacific Northwest’s answer to "what if a Girl Scout sold

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Pure Indica

Platinum Huckleberry Cookies V2

Dynasty Seeds took OG Cookies, dunked it in huckleberry jam,

THC 18-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Platinum Huckleberry Cookies X Big Skunk

AK Bean Brains took a skunk, rolled it in huckleberries, dip

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Platinum Ice

Platinum Ice is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Ice by Heisenbeans Genetics

Imagine if a snow-globe and a Wall Street broker had a baby—

THC 15-25%
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💎 Frosted Hybrid

Platinum Icing

Fresh Coast Seed’s Platinum Icing is what happens when a wed

THC 20-26%
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🔥 Frost-Covered Hybrid Grenade

Platinum Inferno

Imagine if a platinum record and a California wildfire had a

THC 18-26%
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💨 Sativa-Dominant

Platinum Jack

Platinum Jack by 420 Seeds is the cannabis equivalent of tha

THC 18%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Jack's Cookies

Imagine your grandma's secret cookie recipe, but she acciden

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Platinum Jelly

Imagine if a grape jelly donut and a disco ball had a baby—t

THC 20%
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⚡ Frosted Hybrid

Platinum Jelly

Imagine if a platinum credit card and a fruit-roll-up had a

THC 28-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Platinum Jelly Breath

Imagine Jelly Breath hit the gym, got a chrome spray-tan, an

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Jelly Punch

In House Genetics’ Platinum Jelly Punch is the love-child of

THC 22%

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