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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Jelly X Sherb Breath

The strain that proves Motherland Genetics has a PhD in turn

THC 22-26%
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💤 Couch-Locked Indica

Platinum Kush

Platinum Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Platinum Kush Breath

Imagine if a Rolls-Royce and a weighted blanket had a baby,

THC 22-30%
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💎 Frost-Forward Hybrid

Platinum Kush Breath

PKB is the strain equivalent of a platinum credit card: flas

THC 26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Kush Breath #4 x Golden Cobra

The strain that sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat DLC, no

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Microdose Hybrid

Platinum Kush Breath 3 x Golden Cobra

This is the strain for folks who want to smoke a whole joint

THC 5-7%
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⚜️ Couch-Lock Deluxe

Platinum Kush Breath Remix

In House Genetics basically took couch-lock, dipped it in pl

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Platinum Kush Breath X Chocolate Trip

Picture a fancy chocolate truffle that got body-slammed by a

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid, F2 Flex

Platinum Kush F2 By Secretfile Genetic

The F2 stands for "Fancy Twice"—because Secretfile Genetic r

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Kush Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with kush toothpaste, then immed

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Platinum Laos

Platinum Laos is what happens when MassMedicalStrains locks

THC 25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Platinum LCG

Platinum LCG is what happens when Gelato hits the gym, gets

THC 28-35%
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⚡ Citrus-Frosted Hybrid

Platinum Lemon

Meet Platinum Lemon, the strain that convinced your dealer h

THC 19-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Glutton

Platinum Lemon Cherry

Meet the strain that looks like it bathed in diamond dust an

THC 22%
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🔮 Indulgent Indica

Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato

Imagine if a lemon tart and a cherry slushee had a baby, the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato S1

Greenpoint Seeds just dropped the bougie dessert you can smo

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato S1

Imagine if a lemon tart and a cherry Slurpee had a baby, the

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Lemon Cherry Gorilla Glue

Imagine Gorilla Glue #4 took a spa day, got a citrus facial

THC 20%
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⚖️ Fancy Hybrid

Platinum Lemon Cherry Truffles

Big Dog Exotic basically took a Michelin-star dessert, sprin

THC 22%
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🍋 Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Platinum Lemon Kush

Imagine if a lemon meringue pie and a tire fire had a baby,

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Life Breath

Platinum Life Breath is what happens when Cookies and Breath

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Chrome

Platinum Life Hack

Platinum Life Hack is the strain equivalent of putting your

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica

Platinum Michigan Breath

An indica so frosty it looks like it just walked out of a Mi

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Platinum Mimosa Cookies Double XL Autoflower

Growers Choice basically Frankensteined every trendy strain

THC 20%
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⚡ Speed-Run Sativa

Platinum Mimosa Cookies Fast Version

The cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull with a champagne chase

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Platinum Mint Punch

Imagine brushing your teeth with a snow-cone maker then imme

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Pure-Play Indica

Platinum Monkey Balls

Platinum Monkey Balls is what happens when Mr Grow Guy asks,

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Neon

Compound Genetics basically took a classic indica, dipped it

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Platinum OG

Platinum OG is the strain that asks "What if a weighted blan

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (CBD-Heavy)

Platinum OG CBD

The strain for people who want to say they smoked OG but sti

THC 5-6%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Platinum OG D

Meet Platinum OG D—the strain that convinced your couch it w

THC 18-22%
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🔘 Couch-Lock OG

Platinum OG Punch Breath

Tarantula Genetics took OG Kush, gave it a platinum AmEx, th

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Crowned by Clone Quest

Platinum OG S1

Clone Quest took OG Kush, dipped it in platinum, and taught

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Nuclear Couch-Lock Indica

Platinum Oreoz

Imagine dunking a Platinum Oreo into a glass of milk and wak

THC 30%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Oreoz #7

Platinum Oreoz #7 is the strain equivalent of eating a sleev

THC 28-32%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

Platinum Oreoz By In House Genetics

Imagine dunking an Oreo in liquid THC and then being body-sl

THC 28-32%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Paloma

Imagine if a grapefruit wore a tuxedo made of diamonds—that’

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Indica in a Tuxedo

Platinum Papaya Mimosa

Imagine a mimosa that got lost in a papaya orchard and woke

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Pebbles by Pinehurst

Imagine if a Christmas tree went to finishing school and cam

THC 18%
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🌴 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Platinum Pineapple

Meet the strain that convinced your cousin to name his bong

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Platinum Pink Banana OG

Imagine your fruit salad got drunk, joined a biker gang, and

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Platinum Prospector

Heart & Soil’s Platinum Prospector is the strain equivalent

THC 18%
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⚪ Frost-Caked Hybrid

Platinum Puff

Platinum Puff is the strain equivalent of a trust-fund influ

THC 15-25%
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🔘 Couch-Lock Commander

Platinum Punch

Meet Platinum Punch: the only punch that knocks you out fast

THC 25%
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⚖️ Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Platinum Punch

Meet Platinum Punch, the strain that dresses like a Wall Str

THC 20-25%
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⚜️ Indica-Dominant Frost Monster

Platinum Punch Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with a snow cone that grew up in

THC 23-27%
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⚪ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Punch Mints

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher and a tube of toothpaste ha

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Purple Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory collided with a velvet couch a

THC 20%

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