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🟢 High-Octane Sativa

Platinum Affie 78

Green Bodhi’s Platinum Affie 78 is basically Adderall in pla

THC 25%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Alien OG

This Pacific NW Roots creation is what happens when extrater

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Banana Cookies

Riot Seeds took "cookies" literally and baked up a strain th

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Platinum Banana Crack

Platinum Banana Crack sounds like a rejected cereal flavor,

THC 20-27%
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🍌 Sativa-Dominant Party Fuel

Platinum Banana Dawg

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Pokémon evolutio

THC 20-24%
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🍌 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Platinum Banana OG Kush

Meet the bougie banana that decided to crash the OG family r

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Banana OG Kush S1

Imagine smoking a banana that went to Harvard and minored in

THC 18-28%
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🍌 Indica-leaning dessert disaster

Platinum Banana Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a Kush field and then wrapped

THC 22-28%
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🤖 Balanced Hybrid

Platinum BB-8

Platinum BB-8 is what happens when Star Wars nerds get a gro

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Berry 99

Imagine if a fruit salad did CrossFit and then tried to teac

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Bird

Meet Platinum Bird, the cannabis equivalent of a Tesla—over-

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Hybrid That Parties Like It’s 4/20

Platinum Birthday Cake

Demonic Genetics took Birthday Cake, dipped it in platinum,

THC 24%
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🔮 Deep Purple Couch Magnet

Platinum Blackberry

Meet Platinum Blackberry: the strain that looks like a jewel

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Platinum Blue Balls

Dungeon Of Dank's Platinum Blue Balls is the strain equivale

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Blue Breath F2

If Blueberry had a goth phase and married a snow globe, thei

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Frosted Hybrid

Platinum Blue Dream

Basically Blue Dream after it got a sugar-daddy makeover: sa

THC 26-28%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Platinum Blue Jack

Platinum Blue Jack is what happens when lab coats meet jazz

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Full Indica

Platinum Blueberry

The strain your dealer swears is “from Cali” but was definit

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Platinum Blueberry

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a snow globe had a baby, t

THC 18-26%
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🔮 75% Indica Couch-Lock in a Jar

Platinum Blueberry Jam

Dungeon of Dank's Platinum Blueberry Jam is the strain equiv

THC 22%
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⚖️ Indica-leaning Hybrid

Platinum Bluebreath

Dungeon of Dank’s Platinum Bluebreath is the strain equivale

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Platinum Blues

Meet Platinum Blues, the bougie lovechild of a secret threes

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Bones

The Alchemist’s Vault spent three years breeding this sparkl

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Breath

Imagine OG Kush Breath and Platinum had a baby, then that ba

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Platinum Bubba

Platinum Bubba is what happens when Bubba Kush wins the lott

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Bubba

Bred by the mysterious “Unknown or Legendary” (translation:

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Bubble Kush

SnowHigh Seeds took OG Kush, gave it a platinum AmEx, and du

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Buffalo

Platinum Buffalo is the strain equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 26%
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⚫ Indica-Lean Mean Trichome Machine

Platinum Buffalo

Meet Platinum Buffalo—the strain that looks like it rolled i

THC 22-26%
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⚡ Sativa Nuke

Platinum by Afropips Seeds

Meet Platinum—the strain so bright it needs sunglasses. At 3

THC 32%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Cake

Meet Platinum Cake: the strain that looks like it’s wearing

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Gluer 9000)

Platinum Cake Bx1

Growmaster Genetics took dessert, dipped it in chrome, and w

THC 18-24%
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🍏 Frosted Couch Candy

Platinum Candy Apple

Imagine a candied apple rolled in kief and dipped in liquid

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Candy Mintz

Imagine Willy Wonka bred an indica in a secret grow lab and

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Knock-You-Flat Indica

Platinum Cheese Cake

Mad Scientist Genetics basically weaponized comfort food. Th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Cheesus

Meet Platinum Cheesus—the strain that smells like your bache

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Platinum Cherry

Platinum Cherry is the cannabis equivalent of a $12 fro-yo t

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica Royalty

Platinum Cherry #12

Mana House Hawaii basically gift-wrapped insomnia's kryptoni

THC 18-22%
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🍒💎 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Platinum Cherry Gelato

Imagine if Ben & Jerry's got jealous of your grinder and dec

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Boutique Hybrid

Platinum Cherry Lemon Gelato

This is the strain that shows up to the party in a rented La

THC 20-28%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Platinum Chimpanzee

Platinum Chimpanzee is the strain that makes you question ev

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Chunk Cookies

What happens when you let mad scientists loose in the cookie

THC 21-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Platinum Churros

Imagine a churro that could bench-press a couch and decided

THC 22-29%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Platinum Cindy

Meet Platinum Cindy—the strain that looks like it moonlights

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Platinum Cookies

Imagine if a sugar cookie went to finishing school and came

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Cookies

Clone Only’s Platinum Cookies is the strain equivalent of sh

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Platinum Cookies

If a sugar-dusted cookie and a velvet couch had a baby, it’d

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Cookies

Meet Platinum Cookies, the strain that dresses better than y

THC 18%

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