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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platnum Garlic Chimera #2

Bad Fish Genetics took garlic bread, dipped it in kush, and

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Philosopher King Indica

Plato

Named after the dude who invented the "cave allegory," Plato

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Platos O Plomo

Meet the strain that asks the eternal question: silver or le

THC 28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Platypurps

Platypurps sounds like a rejected Pokémon but hits like a tr

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Platypus

Meet Platypus—Anomaly Seeds' genetic fever dream that cramme

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Sculpture Clay

Play-Do

Play-Do is what happens when Dosidos and PlayBud have a one-

THC 20-30%
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🌇 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Playa Sunset

Like watching a beach sunset from the inside of your eyelids

THC 20%
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🔶 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Playas Ball

Playas Ball is the strain that shows up fashionably late, sm

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Playboi OG

Playboi OG is Massive Seeds' love letter to couch-lock, wrap

THC 19-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Playboy OG

Playboy OG is the strain equivalent of a rooftop pool party—

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Playboy OG Kush

Meet the Hugh Hefner of indicas: smooth, seductive, and guar

THC 20-24%
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🍍 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Playbud F2

Imagine Lilly Pineapple and Brazilian Santa Maria had a baby

THC 17-22%
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🟣 Autoflower Hybrid

Playground Potion

The strain that proves good things still come in small, auto

THC 15%
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🫦 Balanced Hybrid

Playmate

Playmate is what happens when breeders stop trying to melt f

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

PLCG Beltz 2.0 x Durban Sherbet

Pagoda Seeds spent 18 months breeding this genetic smoothie

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Zen-Balanced Hybrid

Pleasures

Meet Pleasures, the strain that sounds like a 90s R&B album

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Plemon

Plemon is Breeders Boutique's attempt at creating the Switze

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Plinko

Plinko is the strain equivalent of dropping your last chip o

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Plomo

Named after the Spanish word for 'lead,' Plomo lives up to i

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Plum Candy

Plum Candy is what happens when a pastry chef and a botanist

THC 18%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica Couch Glue

Plum Crazy

Plum Crazy is the strain equivalent of getting hugged by a v

THC 15%
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🟪 Purple-Hued Mischief Maker

Plum Crazy

Imagine if a farmer’s-market plum got drunk on its own hype

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Plum Daiquiri

Imagine your favorite fruity cocktail got cross-faded with a

THC 18%
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🟪 Purple Nurple Hybrid

Plum Delight

Plum Delight is the strain equivalent of finding out your go

THC 25-27%
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🟣 Haze-Forward Hybrid

Plum Haze

Clone-only diva that marries head-spinning haze energy with

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Hybrid Jam Session

Plum Jelly

Imagine if Smucker's lost their pharmaceutical license and s

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Plum Poppers

Imagine a purple Jolly Rancher that majored in Advanced Napp

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Fancy Couch Candy

Plum Popperz

Plum Popperz is what happens when Willy Wonka ghost-crosses

THC 24-26%
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🟣 Indica

Plum Propane

Plum Propane is the strain equivalent of filling a fruit pie

THC 18-22%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Commander

Plum Punch

Plum Punch is the strain equivalent of getting smacked with

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Plum Sangria

Imagine your fruitiest aunt got hammered on sangria, then tr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid With Purple Delusions

Plum Sorbet

Imagine if a fancy gelato shop got drunk and cross-bred with

THC 15-18%
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🍷 Balanced Hybrid

Plum Wine

Plum Wine is what happens when breeders ask "what if Welch's

THC 18-26%
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🔧 Pure Indica

Plumber's Krack

Named after the one thing you never want to see but always e

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Plumberry Kush

Plumberry Kush is the strain you reach for when your life go

THC 10-15%
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🍑 Balanced Hybrid

Plumbers Crack

The strain that moonlights as a dad joke and a full-body mas

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Island Hybrid

Plumeria OG

Aloha, anxiety—Plumeria OG is your one-way ticket to a menta

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Plummberry Blast

Plummberry Blast is the indica that greets you like a weight

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Plush Berry

Plush Berry is what happens when a blackberry smoothie and a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Plush Dream

Plush Dream is what happens when Gonzo Seeds asks, "What if

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (Despite What They Tell You)

Plushberry Crush

Plushberry Crush is that friend who swears they're "balanced

THC 18-22%
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🟣 90% Indica Couch Magnet

Plushypinez by Krunkz Kreationz

Imagine if a pineapple and a weighted blanket had a baby—tha

THC 22%
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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Pluto

Named after the celestial body that got demoted from planet-

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Command Module

Pluto

Named after the planet that got demoted to "space rock," Plu

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Deep-Space Indica

Pluto

Named after the demoted space rock, Pluto is the strain that

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Rocket Ship

Pluto Cut Autoflower

This autoflower is basically the cannabis equivalent of a mi

THC 18%
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⚫ Micro-Dose Meteorite

Pluto Pie

Pluto Pie sounds like it’ll rocket you to the Kuiper Belt, b

THC 5%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Pluto Red Pop

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a space shuttle and this is wh

THC 22-28%

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