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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Poison Envy

Meet Poison Envy, Zamnesia’s botanical humble-brag—a strain

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Poison Fruit

Poison Fruit sounds like something your mom warned you about

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Poison Girl

SnowHigh's Poison Girl is the botanical equivalent of a weig

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Poison Girl 2

The sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed—Poison Girl

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Poison Grapefruit

Imagine a grapefruit that’s been possessed by a chill demon

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Poison Gushers

This isn’t your childhood fruit gusher; it’s the one that gr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Poison Gushers

Imagine a gas-station fruit chew that grew up, went to art s

THC 19-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Poison Ivy

The only Poison Ivy you'll actually want to touch. This 50/5

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Poison Ivy 3 X Lemon Fizz

Imagine if a lemon-scented cleaning product and a forest had

THC 24%
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🍁 Canadian Ruderalis Mash-Up

Poison Mighty Mite

The polite love-child of ruderalis, indica, and sativa that

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa with a Dark Side

Poison Mimosa

Imagine your Sunday mimosa got roofied by a sativa and decid

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Poison Mints

Poison Mints sounds like something your grandma would hide i

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Poison OG

Clone Onlys bottled the phrase 'don’t text back' into flower

THC 20%
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⚗️ West-Coast Hybrid Menace

Poison OGK

The Cali Connection’s Poison OGK is basically OG Kush after

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa Chaos

Poison Pit

Meet Poison Pit, the Durban Poison grandchild that drank thr

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Poison Toad

Named after a frog that can literally kill you, this sativa

THC 22%
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🔮 Indica (but with commitment issues)

Poisoned Applez

Poisoned Applez is the strain that tricks you with Snow-Whit

THC 18%
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🍪 Auto-Flowering Triple-Threat Hybrid

Poisoned Cookies

MadCat’s Backyard Stash whipped up this Franken-cookie by ma

THC 18%
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🍦 Sativa with a Sugar Rush

Poisoned Gelato

It’s the love-child of couch-lock Gelato and hyperactive Dur

THC 15-25%
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🍍 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Poisonous Pineapples

Poisonous Pineapples sounds like a rejected Skittles flavor,

THC 19%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Poisonous Skunk OG

Meet the strain that sounds like it should come with a haz-m

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pokeberry

Pokeberry is the strain that walks into the room, smells lik

THC 18%
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🟣 Berry-Laced Hybrid

Pokeberry

Pokeberry is the cannabis equivalent of a secret speakeasy b

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Poker Face

Poker Face looks like it belongs on a wedding cake but smell

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Pokerz Wild

Happy Bird Seeds basically duct-taped ruderalis to an indica

THC 20%
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❄️ Arctic Indica

Polar Bear

Polar Bear is the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 20%
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❄️ Balanced Hybrid

Polar Bear

Meet Polar Bear: the strain that took ten years of breeding,

THC 18-22%
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🧊 Pure Indica

Polar Bear OG

Imagine OG Kush after it got lost in the Arctic, grew a bear

THC 26%
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🌨️ Balanced Hybrid

Polar Breath

Polar Breath is what happens when Gas Reaper Genetics asks,

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Polar Dawg

House of Funk Genetics basically weaponized hibernation. Pol

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Indica

Polar Express

Imagine if the actual Polar Express ran on kush instead of c

THC 16-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Polar Express

Imagine the movie Polar Express, but instead of a magical tr

THC 8-12%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Powered Couch Gluer

Polar Express Auto

This autoflower is basically the cannabis equivalent of that

THC 16%
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❄️ Frosty Hybrid Auto

Polar Gelato Auto

A snow-capped sugar rush that flowers itself while you binge

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Polar Northern Lights Autoregular

Imagine Northern Lights got impatient, learned ruderalis spe

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Polar Pop

Like chugging a Red Bull made of Christmas trees, Polar Pop

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Mysterious Indica

Polar Pop

Meet Polar Pop, the strain that sounds like a gas-station sl

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locking Indica

Polar Vortex

Meet Polar Vortex—the strain that makes winter feel like a w

THC 18-22%
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❄️ Polar Hybrid

Polarberry

Heisenbeans Genetics made Polarberry for people who want to

THC 8%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock

Polaris

Meet Polaris, the 5% THC strain with the ego of a 25-percent

THC 5%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Polaris by Pisces Genetics

Polaris is the strain equivalent of getting hit by a tranqui

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Purple Power Hybrid

Polaris Purps

Polaris Purps is what happens when breeders spend 3+ years c

THC 20%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid (Auto-Flowering)

PolarLight

PolarLight is basically the cannabis equivalent of a Scandin

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

PolarLight #3

PolarLight #3 is Dutch Passion's answer to the eternal quest

THC 16%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

PolarLight 2

PolarLight 2 is Dutch Passion’s polite way of saying “we cra

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pole Dancer

Pole Dancer is Slanted Farms' attempt to create a strain so

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Pole Dog

Pole Dog is that friend who shows up to brunch in a tuxedo T

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Polecat 91 Bx

Meet Polecat 91 Bx, Dominion Seed Company's love child of Ch

THC 18%

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