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🔥 Cosmic Hybrid

Pluto's Fire

Named after the coldest dwarf planet and somehow still calle

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pluton 2

Super Sativa Seed Club’s cosmic joke: naming an 85-90% indic

THC 18%
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⚛️ Balanced Hybrid (55% sativa / 45% indica)

Plutonium

Named after the stuff that powers warheads and your weird un

THC 20%
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☢️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Plutonium OG

Named after the deadliest element on the periodic table, Plu

THC 20-24%
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⚛️ Nuclear Couch-Lock Indica

Plutonium Punch

Plutonium Punch is the strain equivalent of Chernobyl for yo

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Heavy Indica

Plutosville

Plutosville is the strain you reach for when you want your s

THC 22-27%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Banana

Plátano Rojo

Imagine a tropical fruit smoothie that decided to become a w

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

PM Dawn by The Seekers of Genetic Wisdom

The Seekers of Genetic Wisdom basically weaponized bedtime.

THC 20%
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⚖️ 52/48 Indica-Sativa Split

PMD by Turn It Up Genetics

PMD is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—if that

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PMIR by Denverdoggy

Denverdoggy’s PMIR is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Shenanigans

PMP Haze

PMP Haze is Rare Dankness Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s

THC 18-22%
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🌿 Purebred Pacific Sativa

PNW Dogshit

Don’t let the name scare you—this Pacific Northwest sativa s

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

PNW Grapefruit IBL Bx1

Imagine Grapefruit Haze took a nap and never woke up—this is

THC 18%
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🌲 Mold-Resistant Hybrid

PNW Pretender

Meet the strain that laughs at 90% humidity and still finish

THC 15-19%
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⚫ Pocket-Sized Indica

Pocket Sand Auto

Night Owl Seeds crammed a full-body couch-lock into a plant

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Pocky by Brain Freeze Seeds

Imagine Japanese candy had a baby with a gym sock full of pi

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Sativa (a.k.a. Productivity's Kryptonite)

Poco Loco

Poco Loco is the strain that proves sativas can still party

THC 16-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Pocono Kush

Imagine if the Keystone State grew a strain that smells like

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Poddy Mouth

Poddy Mouth is Humboldt Seed Company's edible-shaped apology

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica

Poddy Mouth

Imagine Wedding Cake and Kush Mints had a baby, raised it on

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Poddy Mouth

Imagine if a wedding cake and a box of Thin Mints had a baby

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Poets Walk

The strain your local budtender whispers about like it's a s

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

POG

POG is the strain your yoga instructor warned you about—a 25

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Indica

Pog

Pog is the strain equivalent of a Hawaiian shirt that gets y

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

POG by Dr. Blaze

Dr. Blaze took your favorite tropical juice and weaponized i

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

POG+

Seedism Seeds basically weaponized fruit punch and glued it

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Veteran

Pogey Bait

Pogey Bait is the strain that marches into your living room

THC 20%
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🎄 Holiday Hybrid

Poinsettia Fizz

Imagine if a candy cane and a can of orange Fanta had a baby

THC 18-24%
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⚫️ Indica-Dominant

Point Blank

Point Blank is the cannabis equivalent of getting tackled by

THC 26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Point Break

Named after the only movie where Keanu Reeves successfully g

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Point Break

Point Break is the strain equivalent of Keanu Reeves in a we

THC 18-24%
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🏄‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Point Break

Named after the Keanu Reeves surf-crime classic, Point Break

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Point Break

Named after the 90s surf-heist movie nobody asked to be remi

THC 18-20%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Point Breeze

Point Breeze is the cannabis equivalent of that underground

THC 15-25%
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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Point Guard

Point Guard is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. The Existential Crisis)

Point Of No Return

Mandala Seeds’ Point Of No Return is the genetic equivalent

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure South African Sativa

Poison

Meet Poison—AKA Durban Poison, the only strain that makes co

THC 17%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Poison Apple

Poison Apple sounds like something a Disney villain would fe

THC 18-18%
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🍏 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Poison Apple

Poison Apple is what happens when Snow White’s evil queen ge

THC 18-28%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Poison Apples

Nasha Genetics’ Poison Apples is the fairytale strain that w

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Poison Berry

Mr. H Genetics basically weaponized a fruit salad—Poison Ber

THC 23%
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🔮 Sativa-Leaning Berry Bomb

Poison Berry

Named like a Goth smoothie, Poison Berry is Durban Poison’s

THC 17-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Poison Blackberries

Poison Blackberries sounds like something your grandma warne

THC 18%
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🔴 Cherry-Powered Hybrid

Poison Cherry

Poison Cherry is the strain equivalent of a Red Bull donut—l

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Poison Cookies

Imagine Durban Poison and Girl Scout Cookies had a one-night

THC 15-25%
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🔥 95% Sativa Rocket Fuel

Poison Durban Elixir

This isn't your uncle's brown-brick Durban from '96. Poison

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid Menace

Poison Dwarf

Meet the strain that’s basically cannabis bonsai—Poison Dwar

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Crasher

Poison Envy

Poison Envy is the strain that makes you hate your productiv

THC 20%

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