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🟣 CBD-Forward Couch-Hugger

Platinum Purple CBD

Meet the strain that looks like royalty, smells like a Welch

THC 6-10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Platinum Purple Hulk

Meet the strain that looks like a grape snow-cone and hits l

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Platinum Purple Sinmint

Sin City’s crown jewel is basically a sleepy glitter bomb—pu

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Putang Punch

Platinum Putang Punch sounds like a WWE move but actually up

THC 18-22%
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⚔️ Boutique Frost Monster Hybrid

Platinum Rambo

This boutique beast looks like Snoop Dogg's jewelry box and

THC 20%
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⚪️ Fancy-Pants Indica

Platinum Reserve

Platinum Reserve is less a strain and more a flex—every grow

THC 20-28%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Ribbon

Platinum Ribbon is the strain equivalent of wearing a tuxedo

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Roman Grapes

Taylormade Selections’ Platinum Roman Grapes is what happens

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Platinum Romulan

Bred by the intergalactic mystery squad 'Unknown or Legendar

THC 20-26%
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💎 Frosted Hybrid

Platinum Rose

Platinum Rose is what happens when a Kush and a flower shop

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Runtz

The bougie lovechild of In House Genetics, Platinum Runtz is

THC 22%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Runtz

Meet the strain that looks dipped in liquid diamonds and sme

THC 28-30%
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🔘 Certified Couch Gluer

Platinum Scout V2

In House Genetics basically took your grandma’s berry cobble

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Scout V2 x Sherb Breath

Motherland Genetics basically created the cannabis equivalen

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa (But Pretends It's Fancy)

Platinum Silk

Platinum Silk is In House Genetics' attempt at making a sati

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Platinum Skunk

Meet Platinum Skunk: the strain that smells like your weird

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Skunk Breath

Imagine your grandpa’s vintage skunk strain took a shower in

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid (They Swear)

Platinum Sky by Flip Side

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Gemini—half ‘let’s rage,’

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Slymer

Imagine if the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man got dipped in lime

THC 18-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Platinum Soda Sauce

Imagine if Willy Wonka and a stoner chemist had a baby that

THC 18-24%
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⛽ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Platinum Sour Diesel

Meet PSD—the strain that took Sour Diesel’s manic energy and

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Platinum Spoon

Platinum Spoon is the strain equivalent of your friend who s

THC 18-24%
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🍓 Sativa

Platinum Strawberries

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake won the lottery, bought a pl

THC 20%
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🔴 Sativa

Platinum Strawberry Kush

Epik Genetics basically took a strawberry milkshake, dipped

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Certified Sativa Overachiever

Platinum Sweet Skunk

Imagine if a skunk took a bubble bath in orange Tang and the

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Citrus-Coated Hybrid

Platinum Tangie

Imagine if a tangerine made sweet love to a snow globe and t

THC 17-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Terple

Meet Platinum Terple: the strain that dresses better than yo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Platinum Tiger Cookies

This Alpinstash masterpiece is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Platinum Tire Smoke

Platinum Tire Smoke is the strain equivalent of parking your

THC 18-24%
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🔘 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum Tk

Platinum Tk is what happens when Florida’s Triangle Kush get

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Platinum Tk41

Imagine if Triangle Kush and Gelato #41 had a baby, then rol

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Tresdawg

This is what happens when Strayfox Gardenz gets bored and de

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Triangle Kush

Parabellum Genetics basically asked, "What if OG Kush went t

THC 17-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Platinum Truffle Breath

Big Dog Exotic’s Platinum Truffle Breath is the strain for a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Truffles

Imagine if a sugar-dusted snowman walked into a grow room an

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Platinum Valley

Accelerator Seeds basically gift-wrapped a weighted blanket

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Lab-Balanced Hybrid

Platinum Valley

Born in the mid-2010s when In House Genetics apparently watc

THC 23-27%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Spark Plug

Platinum Valley

Meet the strain so exclusive even its parents ghosted it. Pl

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur Indica

Platinum Valley

Platinum Valley is what happens when OG Kush and a jewelry s

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Platinum White

Meet the strain that’s basically a Rolex you can smoke. Plat

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Platinum Wreck

Platinum Wreck is what happens when a sativa decides it's to

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Platinum Wreck

Imagine Trainwreck put on a tuxedo and started day-trading c

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Platinum Yeti

Bred by 42’s Platinum Yeti is the strain equivalent of getti

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Yeti

Platinum Yeti

Meet the strain that turns your spine into Silly Putty. Plat

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch Candy)

Platinum Zkittlez

Imagine Rainbow Brite got blackout drunk on OG kush and star

THC 18-27%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Platinum Zombie Breath Bx1

Platinum Zombie Breath Bx1 sounds like a rejected Call of Du

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Couture

Platinum Zookies

If Willy Wonka ran a dispensary, this would be his Everlasti

THC 27%
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⚖️ Hybrid (60% Indica/40% Sativa)

Platinumz

Imagine if a disco ball and a pine tree had a baby, then tha

THC 15-25%

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