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🔮 Couch-Lock Sorcerer

Psychedelic

Meet Psychedelic, the strain that sounds like it should come

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mostly-Indica Mind Trip

Psychedelic

Third Eye Genetics' Psychedelic is the stoner's spirit guide

THC 15-20%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Psychedelic Amnesia

This is the strain equivalent of drinking three espressos an

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Psycho Crack

Meet Psycho Crack—the strain that makes your to-do list look

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Psycho Dawg

Meet Psycho Dawg, the strain that smells like a gas station

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Psycho Dawg

Meet Psycho Dawg—the strain that sounds like your ex's new b

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Psycho Killer

Breeders Boutique’s "experimental project" is basically lega

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Psycho Killer Bubba Kush

The strain that sounds like it wants to stab you but really

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Psycho OG

Psycho OG is the strain that asks, “What if OG Kush took a g

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Psycho OG

London City Genetics’ Psycho OG is a 20% THC mind-melt that

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Psycho Sister by Underground Originals

Meet Psycho Sister—the strain that sounds like it should com

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Psycho Tricho

Heisenbeans Genetics named this strain after your two favori

THC 15-25%
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🍓 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Psychofruit

Imagine if a strawberry got into a screaming match with your

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Psychonaut

Third Eye Genetics basically weaponized your sofa with this

THC 22%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (55% indica/45% sativa)

Psychonaut 3

Third Eye Genetics basically Frankensteined the perfect 'exi

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Psychopatch

Psychopatch is what happens when mad scientists decide Red B

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Sativa That Hates Your Couch

Psychosis

Clone Only’s Psychosis is a 22% THC sativa that lives up to

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

Psychosis Bx1

Named by someone who clearly wanted to scare your mom, Psych

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Psychosis Bx2

Meet Psychosis Bx2, KGBeans' love letter to your prefrontal

THC 18-25%
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⚡ 100% Sativa

Psychosis X Blues

Named like a mental health crisis, this 10% THC sativa from

THC 10%
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🟢 Sativa

Psychotropic

Meet Psychotropic: the strain that makes coffee look like ch

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Psychotropic Mass

Critical Mass Collective's Psychotropic Mass is what happens

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Psylock OG

Meet Psylock OG, the strain that asks "what plans?" and answ

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

PTK x Deep Chunk

Imagine your grandma’s afghan blanket gained sentience and s

THC 21%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PTK x Deep Chunk x Kandahar

This triple-threat indica is basically a weighted blanket in

THC 25-30%
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🔴 Pure Indica Time Machine

PTK x Deep Chunk x Pakistan 1975

The Landrace Team basically hot-wired a 1975 Pakistani time

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pu Tang

Pu Tang sounds like a bad Tinder date, but it’s actually Mas

THC 18%
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🥧 Balanced Hybrid

Pu Tang Pie

Pu Tang Pie sounds like what happens when you let frat boys

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Public Enemy

Shaman Genetics basically weaponized espresso beans and call

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Rebel Hybrid

Public Enemy Auto

Shaman Genetics’ Public Enemy Auto is the cannabis equivalen

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Public Image

Southern Star Seeds made a sativa that thinks it's the main

THC 20%
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🟣 Heritage Hashplant

Puck Bc3

Puck BC3 is the cannabis equivalent of a VHS tape—grainy, no

THC 5%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Puck Bx2

Puck Bx2 is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a

THC 22-24%
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🔵 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Puck Yeah

Puck Yeah is what happens when Coastal Seed Co asked, "What

THC 24%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Puck Yes

Puck Yes is what happens when the Brothers Grimm decide your

THC 21%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pucker

Pucker is the strain that turns your face into a lemon-sucki

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Pucker Punch

Imagine Willy Wonka and Mike Tyson collabed on weed—Pucker P

THC 20%
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🥊 Citrus-Grape Hybrid

Pucker Punch

Imagine Purple Punch and a sour lemon had a baby that grew u

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Pucker Up

Solfire Gardens basically distilled the flavor of gas-statio

THC 25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Mayhem

Puckerberry Knockout

Named like a flavor of gas-station seltzer that doubles as a

THC 20%
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🤷 Mystery Hybrid

PUDC

PUDC sounds like a secret government agency but it's actuall

THC 15-25%
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🍮 Couch-Lock Custard

Pudding

Imagine if your grandma’s butterscotch pudding got possessed

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Custard

Pudding

Imagine if your favorite snack pack grew trichomes and decid

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pudding Cake

Imagine if Betty Crocker got high and cross-bred a wedding c

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Custard

Pudding Pop

Imagine if your grandma's butterscotch pudding grew up, boug

THC 20%
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🍮 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Pudding Pop

Imagine if Jell-O pudding cups grew on trees and then got po

THC 19-26%
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🟤 Earth-First Hybrid

Puddle

Puddle is the cannabis equivalent of jumping in a puddle wit

THC 21-26%
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🟢 Modern Hybrid

Puddles

Meet Puddles—the strain that looks like it just walked out o

THC 20%

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