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Princess of Bavaria
This royal pain-in-the-brain sativa will have you yodeling c
THC 18-24%Princess Orange
Meet Princess Orange, Shuga Seeds’ five-year passion project
THC 18-24%Princess Peach
Named after a video game princess who’s perpetually kidnappe
THC 28%Princess Peach
Imagine Bowser’s castle but the moat is peach nectar and the
THC 25%Princess Slaya
Meet Princess Slaya: the strain that treats your living room
THC 18-22%Princess X Eugenics
Imagine if a Disney princess got a PhD in genetics and decid
THC 18-22%Princess X SSGH
Meet Princess X SSGH, the strain that proves even cannabis c
THC 18-24%Princesse Louanne
Princesse Louanne is what happens when French breeders decid
THC 15-25%Pririe Fire
ITC Genetics spent a decade breeding this 80% sativa beast,
THC 20%Prism
Prism is the cannabis equivalent of a drag queen's makeup pa
THC 15-25%Prism by Annunaki Genetics
Meet Prism—the strain so frosty it could solve global warmin
THC 18%Prism Marker
Prism Marker is Elev8 Seeds' attempt at making cannabis that
THC 18%Prism Oz
Prism Oz is the strain equivalent of a unicorn wearing LED s
THC 15-25%Prison Sex
Short-Sleeved Magician’s love letter to couch-lock, Prison S
THC 18%Private Banana
Private Banana is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy des
THC 18%Private Party
Private Party is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy that o
THC 30%Private Reserve Afghan
MadCat's Backyard Stash basically took classic Afghan, gave
THC 18%Private Reserve OG
Imagine Bubba Kush went to finishing school and came back wi
THC 18%Private Reserve OG
The strain that named itself "Private Reserve" because "Regu
THC 19%Private Reserve OG x Gorilla Grape
Koby's Organics took OG kush royalty, got it drunk on grape
THC 20%Private Reserve Sky
MadCat’s Backyard Stash just dropped the bougie-est backyard
THC 18%Privilege
Meet Privilege: the strain that thinks it's too good for you
THC 20%Privileged Baddie
Meet Privileged Baddie—the strain that shows up to the sesh
THC 18%Prizefighter
Meet Prizefighter, the sativa that thinks your couch is for
THC 15-25%Prizmatic
Prizmatic is Humboldt Seed Co’s glitter-bomb of sedation—90%
THC 20-24%Pro Nounz
Pro Nounz is the strain equivalent of a Gemini who double-ma
THC 20%Pro Punch
Pro Punch is what happens when a candy factory and a boxing
THC 20-26%Problem Child
Problem Child is Jinxproof Genetics’ way of saying, "Congrat
THC 18%Problem Child
Meet Problem Child—the strain that acts like it skipped ther
THC 20-30%Procession of the Sage
Meet the strain that turns your living room into a Tibetan m
THC 22%Procrasta
Meet Procrasta—the strain that turns your to-do list into a
THC 22-26%Prodigy
Meet Prodigy, the overachiever of the weed world. This 50/50
THC 18%Prodigy
Meet Prodigy—the strain that showed up to the party in a tux
THC 19-24%Professor Chaos
This sativa from Homegrown Natural Wonders is what happens w
THC 20-25%Professor Chaos
Named after the South Park villain who lives in his mom’s ba
THC 18%Professor Chaos
Imagine your math professor just hot-boxed the classroom wit
THC 22%Professor Strange Pork
Named like a rejected Batman villain and bred by the galaxy-
THC 18%Professor Utonium
Named after the Powerpuff Girls' sugar-daddy scientist, this
THC 18%Project
Meet Project, the strain that started as someone's weekend s
THC 22-29%Project 007
Lit Farms bred this 007-themed strain to make you feel like
THC 18%Project 13
Project 13 is TreeTown Seeds’ attempt at creating the diplom
THC 18-22%Project 13 F2
TreeTown Seeds' Project 13 F2 is what happens when breeders
THC 18%Project 1321
Project 1321 is what happens when cannabis scientists get bo
THC 15-25%Project 25
Project 25 is what happens when Copa Genetics decides to wea
THC 18-25%Project 25 Bx1
Copa Genetics basically built the cannabis equivalent of a w
THC 15-25%Project 27b
Project 27b is what happens when South Bay Genetics asks, "W
THC 22-28%Project 4510
Meet Project 4510, the strain that sounds like a rejected sc
THC 15-25%Project 4516
Project 4516 is the strain equivalent of a Tesla Cybertruck—
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