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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Pre 98 Bubba Kush

This is the weed your older brother swore was better 'back i

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Retro-Futuristic Hybrid

Pre 98 Bubba Kush x Dream n Sour

Fitfriendlyfarmer basically hot-wired a 90s land-yacht to a

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Pre 98 Bubba Kush x Pure Kush Ghost OG

This strain is what happens when two granddaddy indicas have

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Pre 98 Bubba x Key Lime Pie

Imagine Bubba from 1998 got lost in a Key West bakery and de

THC 18-24%
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🟤 Retro Poly-Hybrid

Pre 98 Episode 1

Like binge-watching a 90s sitcom on VHS—fuzzy, nostalgic, an

THC 15%
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🟢 Retro Sativa

Pre 98 Kalimist S1

Pre 98 Kalimist S1 is the cannabis equivalent of finding a p

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pre Nup

Pre Nup is the cannabis equivalent of a perfectly negotiated

THC 20%
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🟤 Pretend-It's-100%-Indica Hybrid

Pre Soviet Afghani

Imagine your grumpy Afghan uncle distilled into nug form—ear

THC 18%
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⚫ Certified Couchlock OG

Pre-98 Bubba

The strain that taught millennials what "Pre" means. This 20

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Pre-98 Bubba BX2

The Cali Connection basically built a time machine for your

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock OG

Pre-98 Bubba Kush

The strain that proves time travel exists—one puff and you'r

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Time Machine

Pre-98 Bubba Kush Breath

Pre-98 Bubba Kush Breath is what happens when a grunge playl

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Pre16 Headstash

Cannarado’s Pre16 Headstash is the strain equivalent of a we

THC 20%
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⚫ Indica with Identity Issues

Pre98 Bad Girl Trainwreck

Meet the strain that sounds like a '90s riot grrrl band but

THC 18%
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🔮 Vintage Couch-Lock Indica

Pre98 Bubba Kush BX

This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of finding

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Pre98 Bubba Kush S1

This is the strain that makes you cancel plans you didn’t ev

THC 18-22%
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☕🍫 Indica Couch-Lock Candy Bar

Pre98 Bubba Kush X Chocolate Rain

Imagine your grandma’s vintage Kush got drunk on hot cocoa a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Pre98 Bubba Kush X Sour Diesel

Think of it as your grumpy old uncle Bubba getting an espres

THC 17-22%
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⚖️ Vintage Hybrid

Pre98 Sour Sherbet

This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of a Tamago

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid

Precious Child

Meet Precious Child—the strain that sounds like a Montessori

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Precocious

Meet the strain that peaked in high school and never shut up

THC 18%
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🐯 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Predator Auto

Predator Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burr

THC 15%
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🤖 Sativa-Dominant OG

Predator OG

Predator OG is the strain that turns your brain into a heat-

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock in Pink Camouflage

Predator Pink

Predator Pink is what happens when Exotic Genetix says "let’

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Prehistoric Grease

Prehistoric Grease is what happens when Beegen's Beans time-

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Premier Sweet

Premier Sweet is the strain equivalent of a dessert that roo

THC 35-40%
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⚫ Indica (But Acts Like a Sativa with Commitment Issues)

Premium Diesel

Meet Premium Diesel, the strain that celebrates diesel linea

THC 20%
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⚡ 85/15 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Premium Gas by Motarebel

Think someone pumped 87-octane into your bong. Premium Gas i

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Premium Grade

The strain that named itself after its own report card. Prem

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Premium Jack

AKA "Jack’s bougie cousin," Premium Jack is what happens whe

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

President's Choice

This sativa strain promises to Make Your Brain Great Again w

THC 18-25%
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🔵 OG Indica

Presidential

Meet the strain that treats your body like Air Force One—lux

THC 15-25%
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🔵 OG-Approved Indica

Presidential Kush

Meet the strain that campaigns on body-numbing relaxation wh

THC 17%
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🇺🇸 OG Indica

Presidential OG

Presidential OG is the OG Kush that finally passed a bill—st

THC 20%
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🇺🇸 Executive Branch Hybrid

Presidential OG

Meet the strain that campaigned on "Make Your Couch Great Ag

THC 22-28%
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🔵 CBD-Heavy Indica (OG Kush's chill cousin)

Presidential OG CBD

Meet the strain that puts the ‘executive order’ in chill. Pr

THC 0.3-6%
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🔵 Indica

Presidential Pardon

The 2024 Compound Genetics drop that forgives your poor life

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

Presidential Power

Presidential Power is the cannabis equivalent of a filibuste

THC 18%
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🍭 Executive-Level Hybrid

Presidential Runtz

The strain that convinced your dealer to wear a suit jacket

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

Presidential Weed

Presidential Weed is the OG-Kush dynasty’s PR stunt—17% THC,

THC 17%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pressure 3

Pressure 3 is what happens when a pastry chef and a gas stat

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Leanin' Hybrid

Pressure Budz

Pressure Budz is Rated Gas Genetics’ attempt to create a str

THC 18%
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🔲 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Reasonable One')

Pressure by Exotic Genetix

Meet the strain that gets you high enough to forget your key

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Pressure Pack

Pressure Pack is the strain equivalent of flexing in designe

THC 24%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Potion

Pressure Potion

Pressure Potion is what happens when Willy Wonka hot-boxes a

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Pressure Test

Pressure Test is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Pretty Lights

This indica looks like it raided Prince’s wardrobe and smell

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pretty Stinky

Bred by the mad scientists at Wolfpack Selections, Pretty St

THC 20%

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