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🟢 Sativa

Pretty Wicked

NorStar Genetics basically took your typical sativa, gave it

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Hybrid That Thinks It’s Royalty

Pretty Wicked

Looks like a glamour shot, hits like a plot twist. Pretty Wi

THC 15-25%
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🔵 OG-Heavy Hybrid (But Really Just Wants a Nap)

Prez Kush

Meet Prez Kush, the strain that promises hope, change, and a

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Indecisive & Proud)

Prezidential Kush 12

Prezidential Kush 12 is the cannabis equivalent of a filibus

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Prezidential Kush by MTG Seeds

MTG Seeds’ Prezidential Kush is the strain that campaigned o

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Deluxe

Prezzure Weed

Prezzure is what happens when marketing majors discover weed

THC 26%
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🍐 Hybrid Fruit-Ninja

Prickly Pear

Meet Prickly Pear, the strain that convinced your taste buds

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Prickly Pete

Prickly Pete sounds like your weird uncle at the cookout, bu

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Pride of Mallorca

Meet the strain that puts the "high" in the Balearic Islands

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Pride Of Mallorca Automatic

This Spanish auto-flower is basically the cannabis equivalen

THC 20%
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🔮 Sativa-Leaning Boutique Hybrid

Priestess Haze

Meet Priestess Haze, the strain so exclusive even its parent

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Prima Holandica

Meet Prima Holandica, the sativa that Dutch breeders created

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Prima Pie

Prima Pie is what happens when a mad scientist decides your

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Hammock

Primal Banana Scream

Imagine a banana wearing a Viking helmet screaming "NAP TIME

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Primal Breath

Primal Breath is what happens when Seattle nerds decide to p

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa Dominant

Primal Dank

Meet Primal Dank, Bigworm Genetics' love letter to cavemen w

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Primal Driver

Primal Driver is the vehicular manslaughter of weed strains—

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (Yes, That’s Not a Typo)

Primal Haze

Imagine if a yoga instructor accidentally wandered into a Cr

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Primal Passion

Primal Passion is what happens when Viking Gardens decides y

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Primal Punch

Despite sounding like a prehistoric energy drink, Primal Pun

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Primal Punch

Primal Punch is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business-

THC 27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Primal Scream

Named after both primal therapy and the noise you make when

THC 18%
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🐵 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

Primate Pastry

Primate Pastry is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Whatever’s Trending”)

Prime

Prime is the strain equivalent of a luxury sneaker collab—ev

THC 24-30%
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🍓 Sativa

Prime Berry Blast

J2G Genetics basically weaponized a Jamba Juice and called i

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crystal Ball

Prime Crystal

Bigworm Genetics’ Prime Crystal is the strain equivalent of

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Prime Knockout

Bigworm Genetics took classic indica genetics, added a PhD,

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Prime Moonshine

Prime Moonshine is Bigworm Genetics' love letter to anyone w

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant

Prime Time

Prime Time sounds like a news segment, but it's actually jus

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Prime8 Fuel

Prime8 Fuel is basically an off-brand gorilla that shoved it

THC 15-20%
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🟩 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Primera Dama

Meet Primera Dama: the strain that hits like your first espr

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Evening Indica

Primetime

Primetime is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Hybrid That Can't Pick A Side

Primo Hollanditis

Born from Super Sativa Seed Club’s decade-long quest to make

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Prince

Prince is the strain that treats your living room like Bucki

THC 18-22%
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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Princess

Princess is the strain that proves you don’t need a trust fu

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Sativa-Dominant Candy Bomb

Princess Bubblegum

Imagine smoking a pack of Hubba Bubba that went to grad scho

THC 20-22%
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🔆 Sativa Royalty

Princess Buttercup

Twenty 20 Genetics basically took your childhood bedtime sto

THC 24%
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👑 Indica (But Actually 50/50)

Princess by Brothers Grimm

Meet the strain that screams 'daddy issues' louder than your

THC 15-25%
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👑 Royal Sativa

Princess Cut

Meet the strain that makes you feel like you married into ca

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Princess Frostine

Meet Princess Frostine—the only royalty who shows up on time

THC 18-24%
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👑 Pure Sativa Royalty

Princess Haze

If Disney ever made a strain for overachievers who still wan

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Princess Haze

Meet Princess Haze—the strain that curtsies before it curb-s

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Royalty

Princess Haze

The love-child of a mythical Princess clone and a 1970s Haze

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Princess Haze x Cap Junky

Imagine Cinderella’s fairy godmother traded her wand for a t

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica (but she still wants to see the world)

Princess Jasmine

Named after Disney's most rebellious royal, this indica will

THC 20%
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🤖 Balanced Hybrid

Princess Leia by Lost River Seeds

Princess Leia is the only royal who’ll actually save you—fro

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Princess Mist

Meet Princess Mist—the strain that sounds like a Disney vill

THC 18-24%
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👑 Pure Sativa Royalty

Princess Nikita

Meet Princess Nikita—the bougie diva of sativas who’ll have

THC 17%

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