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🔵 Couch-Lock Specialist

Project 562

The strain that sounds like a rejected Terminator sequel but

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Project 592

Blue Bloods Grow spent 3000 hours and 10 generations birthin

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Project 9

Project 9 is what happens when Exotic Genetix locks a bunch

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Project Artemis

Trichome Orchards basically built the Millennium Falcon of w

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Project Cookies

Meet Project Cookies, the strain that convinced your indica-

THC 20%
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🏀 Indica-Dominant Heavy Hitter

Project Gary

Named after the glove that could steal your cookies, Project

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ 60/40 Balanced Hybrid

Project GSD

Copa Genetics spent 18 months engineering the perfect "get s

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified

Project OG

Meet Project OG—the strain that treats your to-do list like

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Experimental Indica

Project Packss

Think Willy Wonka’s factory, but instead of candy, they’re m

THC 22-30%
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🔋 Indica

Project Power

FireFly Genetics basically weaponized the phrase "Netflix an

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Project Violet

Robin Hood Seeds' Project Violet is the cannabis equivalent

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Because Commitment Is Hard)

Project X

Meet Project X—Square One Genetics’ attempt to create a stra

THC 18-22%
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🔬 Mystery Hybrid

Project X

Project X is the cannabis equivalent of a software beta—prom

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Project Z

Project Z is what happens when Exotic Genetix asks, "What if

THC 22-26%
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🌗 Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Prolific Kush

Meet the strain that hits like your overachieving cousin who

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Prom Date

Prom Date is the strain equivalent of that one friend who sw

THC 18%
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🟣 100% Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Royalty)

Prom Night

This is the cannabis equivalent of getting stood up at prom

THC 20%
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👑 Balanced Hybrid

Prom Queen

The strain voted "Most Likely to Melt Your Face Off at Homec

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Prom Stomper

Meet the strain that shows up to your metaphorical prom in a

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Prometheus

Named after the Titan who got his liver pecked out for etern

THC 22%
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🔥 Sativa (a.k.a. “Icarus, but make it brunch”)

Prometheus

Named after the guy who got his liver pecked out for giving

THC 20%
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🔥 Hybrid (Mythic Edition)

Prometheus

Named after the dude who got his liver pecked out for giving

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Prominence

Meet Prominence—the strain that turned 'productive evening'

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 55/45 Couch-Lock Meets Chatty Cathy

Promiscuous Kush

Like that Tinder date who swears they're "balanced" but ends

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Propane

Propane is what happens when 517 Legend Seed Co asks, "What

THC 18%
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🔥 Indica

Propane

Named after the stuff Hank Hill sells, Propane is the strain

THC 22-27%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crystal Ball

Prophesy

Prophesy is the strain that foretells your evening plans wit

THC 18-24%
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🥂 Brunch-Approved Hybrid

Prosecco

Prosecco is what happens when your mimosa gets jealous of yo

THC 22-24%
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🍾 Balanced Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Prosecco by Brothers In Farms

The strain that proves nerds with lab coats can party harder

THC 18-22%
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🥂 Hybrid (Brunch Edition)

Prosecco Runtz

Prosecco Runtz is what happens when your weed wants to wear

THC 10-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Frankenstein

Prototype

Meet Prototype: the strain that survived 15 rounds of High F

THC 20%
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⚫ Lab-Grown Couch Magnet

Prototype 7

Dr. Grow's Productions basically Frankenstein'd an indica so

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Proud Mary

Proud Mary is the cannabis equivalent of a vinyl-only indie

THC 25%
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🟢 Entry-Level Sativa

Provo

Meet Provo: the strain for people who want to say they smoke

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Provolone 21

Named after the dairy aisle, Provolone 21 is Propaganja Seed

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Prozack

Medical Seeds Co. basically weaponized relaxation. Prozack h

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Full-Grown Indica

Prune Juice

Meet Prune Juice, the strain that smells like the inside of

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pruno

Meet Pruno—Made Men Genetics’ attempt at the perfect 50/50 s

THC 18%
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🍷 Mystery Funk Hybrid

Pruno

Pruno is what happens when fruit salad does hard time—fermen

THC 19-26%
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🟤 Lab-Built Hybrid

PS x SA

Happy Roots took two mystery acronyms, slapped them together

THC 18-22%
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🎮 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

PS5

PS5 by MassMedicalStrains is the strain that finally lives u

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

PSGx OG

PSGx OG is the Midwest’s revenge on West Coast OG—basically

THC 22-28%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Time-Machine

Psicodelicia

Psicodelicia is what happens when Spanish breeders decide yo

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Locked & Loaded Indica

Psicohashplant

Psicohashplant is what happens when 207 Seeds asks, “What if

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Split)

Pssh by Denverdoggy

Meet Pssh—the strain that RSVP’d “maybe” to both Indica and

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Psy Op

Ethos Genetics dropped Psy Op and named it after the most pa

THC 18%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Psyberberry

Meet Psyberberry—the strain that makes your brain feel like

THC 26%
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🟣 Maximum-Security Indica

Psych Ward

Psych Ward is what happens when breeders decide your anxiety

THC 18%

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