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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pupilstan

Pupilstan is the Switzerland of weed—perfectly neutral, impe

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pupiltonic

Pupiltonic is what happens when a mad scientist with a PhD i

THC 23%
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🐶 Hybrid

Puppy Breath

Imagine a French bulldog just licked a jelly doughnut in a t

THC 15-25%
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🐶 Balanced Hybrid

Puppy Chow

Puppy Chow is the strain for anyone who's ever wanted their

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Puppy Chow

Puppy Chow is Raw Genetics' attempt to turn your brain into

THC 20-25%
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🟤 Midwest Dessert Hybrid

Puppy Chow

Named after the Midwestern dessert you definitely ate straig

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Puppy Monkey Baby

Alphakronik Genes took 18 months to engineer a strain that s

THC 18-22%
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🐕 Balanced Hybrid

Puppy's Breath by The Bakery Genetics

The only time it's acceptable to say "I love the smell of pu

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pura Vida

Bodhi Seeds took a Costa Rican vacation in seed form and cam

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pura Vida

Pura Vida is Spanish for "pure life," which translates to "p

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pura Vida x Star Dawg

Imagine your yoga instructor and your mechanic had a baby—th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Puraee

Meet Puraee, the strain that proves you don't need astronomi

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purban Gold

Purban Gold is the strain equivalent of a trust-fund kid who

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Certified Couch Commander

Pure 95 by Prima

Prima’s lab-coat squad spent years engineering a strain that

THC 22-25%
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🟤 Heritage-Grade Couchlock

Pure Afghan

Meet Pure Afghan—the strain so old-school your dad probably

THC 20%
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🟣 OG Landrace Indica

Pure Afghan

Meet the granddaddy of couch-lock: Pure Afghan, the strain t

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa Landrace

Pure Africa

Meet the strain that makes your to-do list look like a sugge

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Pure AK

Meet Pure AK, the strain that took AK-47's DNA, sent it to f

THC 18-24%
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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Pure Alien

Pure Alien is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we ma

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Classic Sativa

Pure Amnesia

Pure Amnesia is the strain that asks, "Where are my keys?" r

THC 18%
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⚡ 75% Sativa Speedball

Pure Amnesia

Pure Amnesia is what happens when breeders play God with sat

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Sativa

Pure Amnesia Autoflowering

Meet the espresso shot of autoflowers—Pure Amnesia Auto fini

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Euro-Speed Sativa

Pure Amnesia Haze

This European-bred rocket fuel masquerading as cannabis will

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pure Blanco

Pure Blanco is the strain equivalent of a powdered-donut tha

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Pure Bliss

Pipeline Genetics basically Frankensteined a strain that can

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pure Bred by CSI Humboldt

Pure Bred is CSI Humboldt’s love letter to genetic OCD—an 18

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Couch Glue

Pure Buttafingaz

Imagine if a jar of JIF got freaky with a gas pump and produ

THC 21-27%
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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

Pure Cake Breath

Pure Cake Breath sounds like a My Little Pony villain but hi

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pure CBD

Pure CBD is what happens when breeders get tired of THC arms

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Chill-Out Hybrid

Pure CBD Punch

Philosopher Seeds’ answer to “I want weed benefits without t

THC ≈10%
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⚖️ CBG-Dominant Hybrid

Pure CBG

Imagine your yoga instructor’s personality distilled into a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 70% Indica Couch-Lock

Pure Chemdawg by Virgin Seeds

A 5% THC indica that’s basically the decaf of cannabis—perfe

THC 5%
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🌅 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Pure Chocolope

Pure Chocolope is what happens when a chocolate bar and a Th

THC 18-22%
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🟢 100% Sativa

Pure Columbian Black

This Colombian sativa is what happens when coffee beans unio

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Straight Indica

Pure Con

Pure Con is what happens when breeders get way too excited a

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Certified African Overachiever

Pure Durban

Pure Durban is the espresso shot of sativas—except this espr

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Pure E-32 by SoCal Seed Collective

Pure E-32 is what happens when SoCal breeders decide Red Bul

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pure Endgame

Pure Endgame is Just Seed Co’s mic-drop to your weekend plan

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pure Essential

Pure Essential is what happens when Compound Genetics asks,

THC 18%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Pure Flo Kush

Pure Flo Kush is what happens when a refined floral lady mar

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Pure Gelato by Vision Seeds

Pure Gelato is what happens when a pastry chef and a rocket

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Sparkly Couch Magnet

Pure Glitter

Pure Glitter is what happens when a breeder tells a plant "y

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Sativa That Forgot to Chill

Pure Gooey

Pure Gooey is what happens when breeders play God with sativ

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa on Steroids

Pure Gooey

Meet Pure Gooey, the strain that sounds like a failed Nickel

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Pure Guava

Sweet Funky Breeze Seeds basically bottled a Caribbean vacat

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Pure Hashplant

Pure Hashplant is the cannabis equivalent of that dusty viny

THC 18%
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☀️ 95% Sativa

Pure Haze

Pure Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull IV drip—1

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Pure Haze

Pure Haze is what happens when breeders lock classic 70s Haz

THC 20%

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