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🔵 Indica

Pure Thai x Face Off

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a Muay Thai fighter who then

THC 18%
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🪨 Couch-Lock Turbo Edition

Pure THC

The strain equivalent of a "hold my beer" moment. Pure THC i

THC 30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pure Truth

Meet Pure Truth, the strain that tells it like it is: you're

THC 18%
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🟢 Artisanal Sativa

Pure Truthband

Pure Truthband is what happens when Emerald Mountain Seeds d

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Pure Vermont

Pure Vermont is what happens when a state famous for maple s

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Pure Zamal

Pure Zamal is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 18%
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🦁 Couch-Lock King

Purebred Lion

Purebred Lion is the indica that roars you to sleep before y

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pureghani

Pureghani is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Pureknowledge

Meet Pureknowledge—the strain that sounds like a TED Talk bu

THC 15-25%
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🍍 Indica

Purely Pineapple

Purely Pineapple is what happens when a fruit salad decides

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purest Indica

Purest Indica is what happens when breeders get OCD about Af

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Certified

Purest Indica IBL

Meet the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket on a rainy

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Couchlock Certified

Purest Indica X Northern Lights 5

Remember when weed just made you melt into the sofa instead

THC 18%
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🔥 Indica (Hell-level Couchlock)

Purgatory

Purgatory is SubCool's idea of a timeout—an indica so heavy

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'The Afterlife's Waiting Room')

Purgatory

Purgatory is the strain for people who can't decide if they

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Vintage Indica

Purity

Meet Purity—Moscaseeds' attempt at genetic perfection that c

THC 16%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purkle 1 By Real Gorilla Seeds

Purkle 1 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 22%
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⚪ Boutique Snow-Cone Hybrid

Puro Blanco

Puro Blanco is what happens when a trichome factory explodes

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Puro Loco

Meet Puro Loco, the strain that sounds like your ex screamin

THC 18%
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🔮 Certified Couch-Magnet

Puro Loco

Puro Loco is the East Coast’s overachieving indica that smel

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Purp Express

Purp Express is the indica that shows up dressed like royalt

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purp Paya

Purp Paya is Hawaiian Budline's love letter to anyone who's

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock in Disguise

Purp Power

Purp Power is what happens when Dutch breeders decide to mak

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Purp Skurp

Purp Skurp is Archive Seed Bank’s three-year flex of turning

THC 18%
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🍇 Dessert-Hybrid Chaos

Purp Slurp

Purp Slurp is Exotic Genetix’s love letter to anyone who wan

THC 28%
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🌀 Hybrid

Purpaya

Purpaya is what happens when 808 Genetics decides to make we

THC 18%
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🔴 Sativa Dominant

Purpel Goliath

Purpel Goliath is the strain for people who want to reorgani

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (The Couch-Lock Conspiracy)

Purpetrator

Purpetrator by Archive Seed Bank is what happens when breede

THC 25%
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🔮 Sativa Dominant

Purpinkly

Purpinkly is what happens when breeders at Cannafari decide

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple #40

Purple #40 is what happens when breeders decide aesthetics >

THC 18%
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🍇 Purple Power Hybrid

Purple 1

Purple 1 is what happens when Dutch scientists get bored and

THC 28%
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⚡ Vintage Dutch Sativa

Purple 1

Meet the strain that wore purple before it was a flex: Purpl

THC 11-16%
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🔥 Sativa Missile

Purple 1 X Supersilver Haze

This is the strain your dealer swears is “the one from the 7

THC 30-38%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple 18008

Purple 18008 is the strain that convinced your high-school d

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Purple 43

Purple 43 is the strain equivalent of wearing sunglasses ind

THC 15-25%
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🟣🟢 50/50 Hybrid

Purple 710 Gum

Purple 710 Gum is the strain that looks like it got grape Ko

THC 18%
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🔴 Sativa

Purple Abazaba

Purple Abazaba is what happens when Willy Wonka starts a gro

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Purple-Ass Hybrid

Purple Afghan Hashplant

Meet the strain that dresses like royalty and punches like a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Afghan Kush

Meet the strain that makes gravity feel like it got a promot

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Afghan Kush

AKA PAK, the strain that looks like Barney the dinosaur but

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Afghan Kush Lime Green by Hyp3rids

Meet the strain that sounds like a Crayola color but hits li

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Afghan Kush Ryder

This auto-flowering purple freight train from World of Seeds

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Afghani

Meet the strain that dresses like Prince and punches like Mi

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Afghani by B.C. Bud Depot

This is the strain that turns your living room into Kandahar

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Afghani Kush

Purple Afghani Kush is what happens when a classic Afghani g

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Sativa

Purple African Haze

Meet Purple African Haze, the strain that looks like Barney

THC 15-25%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Purple AK-47

Meet the strain that sounds like a gangsta fairy tale: Purpl

THC 22%
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🟣 Extra-Terrestrial Couch Glue

Purple Aliens

Purple Aliens is what happens when E.T. phones home during h

THC 22%

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