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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Purple Cake

Purple Cake is what happens when Willy Wonka trades chocolat

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Purple Cake

Purple Cake is what happens when breeders binge-watch baking

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert Couch-Lock

Purple Cake Batter

Imagine licking cake batter off a grape lollipop while weari

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cake Boss

Purple Cake Weed

Imagine if Willy Wonka grew weed in a blackout—this 26% THC

THC 26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Purple Cakes

Purple Cakes is what happens when a stoner with a sweet toot

THC 25%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Purple Camaro

Purple Camaro is Root Orgin Seed Co’s attempt to breed a str

THC 20%
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🟣 85% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Candy

Purple Candy is what happens when breeders binge-watch Willy

THC 18%
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🟣 67% Indica / 33% Sativa

Purple Candy By Chefs Genetix

Purple Candy is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher and

THC 18%
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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Candy Cake

Imagine if your grandma’s grape candy and a wedding cake had

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Purple Candy Cookies

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed instead—this

THC 23%
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🍇 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Purple Candy Kane

Imagine grape taffy got drunk on Grandaddy Purp and decided

THC 18%
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🔮 Vintage California Couch Glue

Purple Caper

Meet the strain so old-school it still remembers when Snoop

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica (with 60s Haze grandpa)

Purple Caper OG

This strain spent longer in R&D than most of us spent in sch

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Purple-Space Couch Glue

Purple Carbonite

Imagine Darth Vader dry-humped a grape jelly donut and the b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Cat

Purple Cat is what happens when a California breeder drops a

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (CBD-Dominant)

Purple CBD

Purple CBD is what happens when scientists get bored and dec

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I Can't Decide' Kush)

Purple Chainz

Purple Chainz is Scapegoat Genetics' love letter to anyone w

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Purple Champagne

Purple Champagne is the strain that shows up overdressed to

THC 18%
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🍇 Sativa Sparkler

Purple Champagne

Purple Champagne is what happens when a Napa Valley tasting

THC 18%
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🍇🥂 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Purple Champagne

The strain that convinced bougie stoners grape soda could be

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Charas

Purple Charas is what happens when mad scientists decide to

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Cheddar

Imagine if a block of aged cheddar and a grape Popsicle had

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Cheech

Purple Cheech is what happens when breeders stop arguing abo

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Frost-Covered Mood Swings

Purple Cheery Frost

Imagine if a grape popsicle and a glitter bomb had a baby, t

THC 20-25%
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🧀 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Purple Cheese

Imagine a wheel of blue cheese got high on itself and decide

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Cheese

Purple Cheese is what happens when a stinky British cheese w

THC 24-30%
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🍇 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Purple Cheesecake

Purple Cheesecake is the strain equivalent of eating an enti

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Purple Cheesel

Purple Cheesel is the strain you bring to book club when the

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Purple Power Hybrid

Purple Chem

Imagine Willy Wonka and a chemistry set had a baby that grew

THC 18-22%
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🍇 Hybrid

Purple Chem

Purple Chem is the strain for people who want their weed to

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who TF Knows')

Purple Chem

Purple Chem is what happens when a breeder ghosts the intern

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Hybrid (Purple on the outside, Chemdawg on the inside)

Purple Chem

Purple Chem is what happens when a grape popsicle and a gas

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica Overachiever

Purple Chem 4

Purple Chem 4 is what happens when Chemdawg 4 and Purple Pun

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Chem Punch

Meet Purple Chem Punch, the strain that dressed up for prom

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Low-THC Couch Whisperer

Purple Chem Punch

Meet Purple Chem Punch, the strain that sounds like it’ll kn

THC 5%
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🟣 Gas-&-Grape Hybrid

Purple Chemdawg

Meet the strain that smells like a grape popsicle rolled thr

THC 10%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Purple Chemo

Purple Chemo is the strain equivalent of a bear hug from a s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Cherry

Imagine if Barney the Dinosaur got into craft weed and decid

THC 18%
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🔮 Ruderalis Rude-Boy Hybrid

Purple Cherry Auto

Imagine if a cherry Pop-Tart and a garden gnome had a baby t

THC 18%
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🍇🍒🍪 Dessert-First Hybrid

Purple Cherry Cookies

Purple Cherry Cookies is the strain equivalent of finding a

THC 18-28%
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🍒 Sativa-Dominant

Purple Cherry Popper

Purple Cherry Popper is Elev8 Seeds' candy-coated sativa tha

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Cherry Ripple

Purple Cherry Ripple is what happens when breeders get bored

THC 24%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Purple Chiesel

Purple Chiesel is what happens when a cheese plate and a gra

THC 22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Purple Chitral Kush

Straight from the Hindu Kush mountains—where even the goats

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Low-THC Hybrid

Purple Chocolope

Imagine Willy Wonka and a yoga instructor had a baby, and th

THC 5%
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🟣 Dessert-Forward Indica

Purple Churro

Imagine Disneyland churros got purple drank wasted and decid

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Pastry Bomb

Purple Churro By Compound Genetics

Imagine the county fair had a baby with your couch-lock and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Purple-leaning Citrus Hybrid

Purple Citrus

Purple Citrus isn’t a strain—it’s a vibe. A marketing depart

THC 25-27%

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