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🔮 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Purple Amnesia Lemon

Imagine a strain that forgot it was supposed to be relaxing

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (90% pure couch-lock)

Purple Anarchy

Purple Anarchy is Rebel Grown's love letter to anyone who wa

THC 20-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Purple Andina

Purple Andina is what happens when breeders decide regular g

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Confection

Purple Animal Cookies

Purple Animal Cookies is what happens when a bakery hooks up

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Purple Ape

Purple Ape is the strain that answers the question, "What if

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Purple Apricot

Purple Apricot is what happens when a fruit salad and a weig

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Low-Rider Indica

Purple Apricot

Purple Apricot is what happens when breeders decide THC numb

THC 6-10%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Purple Arcana

Purple Arcana is what happens when Trichome Orchards lets th

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Purple Arrow

Purple Arrow is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🔮 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Couch)

Purple Badlands

Purple Badlands is the cannabis equivalent of a mood ring—pr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Grade Indica

Purple Banana

Purple Banana is what happens when Willy Wonka sneaks into t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Magnet

Purple Banana Cookies

Imagine someone baked banana bread, then dipped it in grape

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Purple Banana Cream

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate: you'd

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cannon

Purple Bazooka

Meet the strain that dresses like royalty and punches like M

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica Sloth

Purple Belt

Purple Belt looks like it got dressed in Prince's closet and

THC 23%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Purple Berry Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—Purple Be

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked & Berry-Bombed Indica

Purple Berry Bx

Purple Berry Bx is the strain equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Purple Berry Diesel

Imagine a Sour Diesel that went to finishing school in a ber

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Purple Berry Kush

Purple Berry Kush is Spliff Seeds' attempt to make a strain

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Purple Berry Muffinz

Purple Berry Muffinz is what happens when Sensi Seeds decide

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Berry OG

If Willy Wonka ran a dispensary, this would be his Everlasti

THC 25%
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🟣 Straight-laced Indica

Purple Berry Playboy

This strain dresses like a rich kid at prom—purple suit, fro

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Berry Punch

Meet the strain that turns functioning adults into human-sha

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Purple Biscotti

Purple Biscotti is the dessert strain for people who want th

THC 26%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Bisho

Purple Bisho is what happens when tropical breeders decide r

THC 19-22%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Purple Bliss

Purple Bliss is what happens when 7 East Genetics asks, "Wha

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple Hybrid

Purple Bliss

Purple Bliss is Virgin Seeds' attempt at making cannabis tha

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Purple Blizzard

Meet Purple Blizzard, the lovechild of Oreoz and Purple Punc

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Bomb

Purple Bomb is what happens when breeders get horny for colo

THC 20%
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🟣 Purple Nap Explosive

Purple Bomb

Purple Bomb is the strain equivalent of grape-flavored TNT:

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Sativa

Purple Boost Highness

Purple Boost Highness is what happens when Anesia Seeds asks

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Bubba

Purple Bubba is the love child of two OG couch-lock legends—

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Bubba Crack

Purple Bubba Crack is what happens when Bubba Kush gets a Ph

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Bubba iX

Mike Crowe Seedery’s love letter to people who hate standing

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Bubba Kush

Purple Bubba Kush is the strain equivalent of a velvet Elvis

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Bubba Kush

Purple Bubba Kush is the strain equivalent of eating Thanksg

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Bubba Kush

Purple Bubba Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Bubba Kush by Dr. Blaze

This is what happens when Purple Kush and Bubba Kush have a

THC 20%
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🔮 Retro Indica

Purple Bud

Purple Bud is the strain equivalent of your older cousin’s M

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Purple Bud Automatic

Imagine if Barney the dinosaur got a cannabis makeover and d

THC 16%
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🟣 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Purple Bud by Seedsman

Meet the strain that looks like Barney the Dinosaur OD’d on

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Enlightened Indica

Purple Buddha

Meet Purple Buddha—the strain that looks like it graduated f

THC 18%
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🟣 Deep-Purple Couch Whisperer

Purple Buddha

Purple Buddha is the strain you break out when your chakras

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Micro-dose Majesty

Purple by Ceres Seeds

Meet the strain that peaked in high school but still shows u

THC 5-6%
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🟣 Hybrid

Purple by Pyramid Seeds

Meet Purple by Pyramid Seeds—the strain that got dressed up

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Purple by Unknown or Legendary

Meet the strain so mysterious even the breeder's identity is

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cactus

Purple Cactus

This isn't your grandma's cactus—unless granny enjoys gettin

THC 18%
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🍇 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Purple Cake

Purple Cake is what happens when a pastry chef discovers bot

THC 20-24%

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