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Strain Reviews

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🟢 Sativa Diva

Purple Citrus Mistress

Meet the strain that swipes right on productivity then ghost

THC 18%

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🚀 Colombian Rocket Fuel Sativa

Purple Colombian Car Bomb

This SnowHigh creation is basically a Colombian passport sta

THC 20-24%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Purple Colombian Haze

Purple Colombian Haze is what happens when Colombian landrac

THC 18%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Purple Condor Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: Purple

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Purp My Ride Hybrid

Purple Congo Kush

Purple Congo Kush is what happens when breeders play mad sci

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Boutique Hybrid

Purple Congo Kush

Scott Family Farms took a Congolese sativa, dipped it in pur

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Pure Sativa

Purple Congolese

Purple Congolese is the sativa that looks like it raided Pri

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Cookie All Star

Purple Cookie All Star is the strain equivalent of showing u

THC 26%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Purple Cookie Kush

Sensi Seeds basically asked, "What if we gave purple weed a

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Purple Cookies

Purple Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating grape Nerd

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Cookies

Imagine if Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg co-wrote a bedtime sto

THC 25%

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🟣 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid of Mystery

Purple Corinto

Purple Corinto is the strain your dealer swears is "straight

THC 18%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Cosmo

Purple Cosmo is what happens when breeders get stoned watchi

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Sativa-leaning Purple Hybrid

Purple Cough

Purple Cough is what happens when Strawberry Cough hooks up

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Purple Coulee

Purple Coulee is basically a motivational speaker that grew

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Rarity

Purple Cow

Purple Cow is the cannabis equivalent of finding a unicorn i

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Indica

Purple Crack

Purple Crack is what happens when Big Dans Genetix weaponize

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Indica

Purple Crack

This Cali Connection creation is what happens when breeders

THC 19%

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🟣 50/50 Power-Nap Hybrid

Purple Crash

The strain that looks like a grape Slushie and hits like a g

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Purple Cream

Purple Cream is the strain that looks like it should be serv

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Dessert-Class Couch Magnet

Purple Cream Cake

Purple Cream Cake is what happens when a wedding cake and a

THC 28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Purple Creamsicle

Purple Creamsicle is the strain equivalent of eating ice cre

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Purple Creamsicle

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—Purple

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Creek

Purple Creek is what happens when a no-nonsense Kush and a d

THC 24%

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🍇 Dessert Hybrid

Purple Crumble

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a gas station had a baby,

THC 26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Crunch

Purple Crunch is what happens when Do-Si-Dos and Purple Punc

THC 24%

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🟣 Hybrid (Because Even CBD Needs an Identity Crisis)

Purple Crunch Auto CBD

Purple Crunch Auto CBD is HLW Seedbank’s polite way of sayin

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Crystal Dojo

Purple Crystal Dojo is the strain that looks like it raided

THC 18%

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🔮 Hybrid (Purple AF)

Purple D X Purple Punch 2.0

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—this grape-dr

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Dahlia

Meet Purple Dahlia—the strain that dresses like a prom queen

THC 18%

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🟣 Northern Lights Out Indica

Purple Dane

Meet Purple Dane, the strain that evolved to survive Scandin

THC 12-18%

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🔮 Sativa

Purple Danq

Purple Danq is what happens when mad scientists at Anomaly S

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Purple Dasht

Purple Dasht is the cannabis equivalent of eating an entire

THC 19%

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🟣 Pure Indica Time-Machine

Purple Dashti

Imagine your grandma’s velvet couch gained sentience, wrappe

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Royalty

Purple Dawg Mass

Purple Dawg Mass is the strain that proves purple weed isn’t

THC 16-18%

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⚫️ Indica (Yes, despite the hype)

Purple Death Fuck

Despite the dramatic name that sounds like a rejected Mortal

THC 20%

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🟣 Fancy Couch Glue

Purple Diamond

Purple Diamond is the strain you buy to flex on Instagram an

THC 18-24%

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🔮 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Diamond

Purple Diamond is what happens when breeders spend two years

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Purple Diamond

Purple Diamond is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet tracks

THC 15-25%

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💎 Hybrid

Purple Diamond Kush

Purple Diamond Kush is what happens when breeders play Pokém

THC 18%

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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

Purple Diamonds

Purple Diamonds is what happens when your weed wants to look

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Diesel

The strain that proves your weed can look like a My Little P

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Purple Diesel

Purple Diesel is what happens when Sour Diesel and Purple Pu

THC 18%

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🟣 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Purple Diesel

Purple Diesel is what happens when a grape soda and a gas st

THC 20%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Diesel

Purple Diesel is what happens when Sour Diesel crashes a Nap

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lockasaurus Rex

Purple Dino

Meet Purple Dino, the boutique indica that’s basically a gra

THC 20-22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Purple Dinosaur

Meet the strain that’s basically Barney in plant form—pretty

THC 5%

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🟣 Color-Showoff Hybrid

Purple Disco

Purple Disco is the cannabis equivalent of showing up to a f

THC 20%