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Purple Dodge
Purple Dodge is the strain that decided to split custody 50/
THC 18%Purple Dodgers x Thor’s Hammer F4
Viking Gardens basically duct-taped a purple sports car to a
THC 18%Purple Dog Poop
Yes, it’s actually called Purple Dog Poop and yes, it’s fire
THC 20-24%Purple Dog Shit
Yes, it’s really called Purple Dog Shit, and no, it doesn’t
THC 18%Purple Dog Shit
The strain that dares you to tell your mom what you’re smoki
THC 18-26%Purple Dogbud
Imagine your dog ate your stash, then you bred that dog with
THC 20%Purple Dogwood
Purple Dogwood is what happens when Loompa Farms decides you
THC 18%Purple Doja
Purple Doja is what happens when a grape Slushie and your gr
THC 22%Purple Domina
Purple Domina is what happens when Anesia Seeds decides your
THC 10-15%Purple Domina Auto
This autoflowering diva bursts into purple faster than a win
THC 20%Purple Donkey
Purple Donkey is the strain that asks, “What if a vineyard g
THC 15-25%Purple Dosi
Purple Dosi is the strain equivalent of eating grape Pop-Tar
THC 22-27%Purple Dosi Punch
Purple Dosi Punch is the strain that lied on its résumé—mark
THC 15-25%Purple Dragon
Purple Dragon is the strain equivalent of canceling your ent
THC 22%Purple Dragon
Purple Dragon is the West Coast’s answer to "I want to look
THC 17-23%Purple Dragon Balls
Named like a rejected anime attack, Purple Dragon Balls is 7
THC 18%Purple Dragon by Humboldt Bred
Purple Dragon is what happens when Humboldt breeders get bor
THC 15-25%Purple Dragon Kush
Love Genetics basically took your grandpa’s Kush, dunked it
THC 18%Purple Dragon Rider
Purple Dragon Rider is what happens when breeders binge Game
THC 18-23%Purple Dragonfruit By Jonz
Purple Dragonfruit is what happens when a mad scientist lock
THC 18-24%Purple Drank
Purple Drank is what happens when breeders binge-watch grape
THC 18-22%Purple Drank
Imagine if your favorite purple drank had a baby with a cann
THC 18%Purple Drank
Named after the codeine cocktail your cousin Darnell used to
THC 15-25%Purple Drank
Purple Drank is the strain that looks like it raided Willy W
THC 25%Purple Dream
Purple Dream is what happens when Blue Dream and Purple Punc
THC 20-25%Purple Dream
The love-child of Purple Punch and Blue Dream that spent thr
THC 18-22%Purple Dream
Purple Dream is what happens when Blue Dream and Granddaddy
THC 15-25%Purple Dream by Grand Daddy Purp
Purple Dream is what happens when Blue Dream and Purple Punc
THC 20-25%Purple Durango
Meet Purple Durango, the 5% THC strain that makes chamomile
THC 5%Purple Dutch
Purple Dutch is what happens when Dutch breeders get bored a
THC 18%Purple Eclipse
SnowHigh Seeds basically bottled the Northern Lights and tau
THC 20%Purple Eclipse
Purple Eclipse is the strain equivalent of putting your brai
THC 22-25%Purple Elephant
Purple Elephant is the strain that answers the age-old quest
THC 18%Purple Empire
Purple Empire is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy that o
THC 8-12%Purple Empress
Purple Empress is what happens when Bodhi Seeds decides to b
THC 35%Purple Envy
Purple Envy is the Instagram influencer of indicas—so photog
THC 15-25%Purple Erdbeer by Zenseeds
Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—Purple
THC 20-25%Purple Errl
Purple Errl is what happens when Riot Seeds asks, “What if w
THC 15-25%Purple Evolution
Imagine if a gym bro, a philosophy major, and a houseplant h
THC 18%Purple Express Auto
The cannabis equivalent of a bullet train wearing a purple t
THC 15-25%Purple Fanta
Purple Fanta is the strain that lied on its resume, claiming
THC 18%Purple Fever OG by Jaws Gear
Purple Fever OG is what happens when a mad scientist decides
THC 18%Purple Fig
Purple Fig is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows
THC 18%Purple Fig
Imagine Granddaddy Purple and a Gelato had a secret love chi
THC 20-23%Purple Fig 1
Purple Fig 1 is what happens when a fruit salad and a memory
THC 15-25%Purple Fire
Purple Fire looks like Prince's bathrobe and smells like a b
THC 18%Purple Fire
Purple Fire is the strain equivalent of a Hot Wheels car—loo
THC 6-10%Purple Fire Water
Imagine your high-school grape soda crush grew up, got jacke
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