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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Purple Gorilla Cookies

Imagine a 600-pound silverback gently placing you in a La-Z-

THC 20%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Purple Gorillas

Purple Gorillas is what happens when a bodybuilder grape mat

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Grip

Canada’s 7 East Genetics basically took your indica couch-lo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Speed Hybrid

Purple Guava Lamp

Imagine guava nectar poured over a disco ball—Purple Guava L

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock Express

Purple Gypsy

The strain that proves royalty naps. Purple Gypsy wraps you

THC 18%
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🟣 Night-Night Indica

Purple Hammer

Purple Hammer is the strain equivalent of being tucked in by

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Purple Hashplant Haze

Rare Dankness crammed the couch-lock of Hashplant and the ro

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Purple Hasog 2

Purple Hasog 2 is what happens when MadCat's Backyard Stash

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Purple Haze

The Jimi Hendrix of weed—flashy, loud, and convinced it’s mo

THC 18%
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🔮 Classic Sativa

Purple Haze

The strain that made Jimi see purple elephants is back, now

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Vintage Sativa

Purple Haze

The strain your dad swears he smoked at Woodstock, Purple Ha

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Classic Sativa

Purple Haze

The strain Jimi Hendrix wrote songs about, Purple Haze is ba

THC 17%
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🟣 Rare Dankness Calls This An Indica (Riiiiight)

Purple Haze #1

Purple Haze #1 is Rare Dankness’ attempt at an indica that i

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Heavy Time Machine

Purple Haze #1 by Positronics

Positronics basically remastered Jimi’s anthem in plant form

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Purple Haze 2

Purple Haze 2 is Rare Dankness Seeds' attempt to bottle Jimi

THC 22%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Time-Machine

Purple Haze 23 A5

This Ace Seeds throwback is what happens when breeders binge

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Sativa Time-Warp

Purple Haze 23 X Zamaldelica

Imagine Jimi Hendrix doing parkour through a tropical fruit

THC 18-22%
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🌈 Hybrid Time Machine

Purple Haze 69

The Bakery’s love letter to 1969, minus the mud and question

THC 18-21%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Indica-Sativa Chimera

Purple Haze Auto

Imagine Jimi Hendrix got into botany and said, "Let’s make t

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Enhanced Sativa Hybrid

Purple Haze Auto

The Jimi Hendrix of autoflowers—legendary name, flashy purpl

THC 18%
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🔮 Autoflower Hybrid

Purple Haze Auto

Jimmy Hendrix’s ghost just texted: this 16% THC autoflower f

THC 16%
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🔮 Autoflowering Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Haze Auto

Purple Haze Auto: because apparently we needed Jimi Hendrix’

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflower Sativa

Purple Haze Auto

Purple Haze Auto is what happens when breeders take Jimi Hen

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Haze Autoflower

This isn't your dad's Woodstock stash. Purple Haze Auto cran

THC 30-40%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Purple Haze Automatic

Purple Haze Automatic is basically the cannabis equivalent o

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-School Sativa

Purple Haze by Ace Seeds

The only strain legally required to be played with a wah-wah

THC 10-15%
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🔮 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Purple Haze by Dutch Headshop

The strain that made your dad think he could play guitar in

THC 18%
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🔮 Vintage Sativa

Purple Haze by Ferrox Kollektiv

The cannabis equivalent of a lava lamp that actually works—1

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Purple Haze by G13 Labs

Named after the song your dad swears he saw Hendrix play liv

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Sativa

Purple Haze by Growers Choice

The Jimi Hendrix of weed—Purple Haze doesn't just get you hi

THC 20%
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🔮 Sativa Time Machine

Purple Haze by White Label

The strain that made Jimi Hendrix see sounds is back and leg

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Old-School Sativa

Purple Haze by Zamnesia

Purple Haze by Zamnesia is the strain that convinced your da

THC 18%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Purple Haze CBD

Purple Haze CBD is basically Jimi Hendrix after he discovere

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Purple Haze x Malawi

ACE Seeds took Purple Haze and said 'what if we made this ev

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Purple Haze X Panama F1

Ace Seeds basically took your dad's vinyl collection and tur

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Dominant

Purple Haze X Thai

This isn't your dad's Vietnam-era stash—it's what happens wh

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Final Form)

Purple Headband

Purple Headband is Loud Seeds' attempt at making a strain In

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid (Purple Fuel Edition)

Purple Headband

Purple Headband is the strain equivalent of wearing a velvet

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Purple Heardicane

Purple Heardicane is the lovechild of a berry smoothie and a

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Heart

Purple Heart is the strain that teaches you how to salute yo

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Diet Weed' for your veteran uncle)

Purple Heart

Purple Heart is what happens when a breeder watches too many

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Heart

Meet Purple Heart: the strain that looks like it raided Prin

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Purple Heart

Purple Heart is what happens when Riot Seeds decides your co

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Sativa

Purple Heart

Purple Heart is the strain that shows up to the party dresse

THC 15%
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🔮 Pure Sativa

Purple Heart

Purple Heart is what happens when military discipline meets

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Hills by Coldwater

Purple Hills is the strain that spent a decade in R&D so you

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Hindu Kush

CSI Humboldt took the original Hindu Kush, dipped it in purp

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Purple Hindu Kush

The granddaddy of purple strains that's been putting insomni

THC 15%

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