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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Hindu Kush Bx

AK Bean Brains took the original Hindu Kush, slapped it in a

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Hindu Kush M10 by Cosmic Wisdom

This isn’t your dad’s basement brick weed—Purple Hindu Kush

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Cosmic Couch-Lock Indica

Purple Hindu Pluto

Purple Hindu Pluto is what happens when breeders ask, “What

THC 18-25%
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🌿 Pure Sativa

Purple Honduras Haze

Imagine a Honduran rainforest got drunk on espresso and deci

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Royal Purple

Purple Horn Banger

Purple Horn Banger is what happens when a unicorn and a couc

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Hulk

The love child of Grandaddy Purple and whatever ‘roided-up B

THC 18-24%
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🍇 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Ice

If Willy Wonka bred weed, this would be his purple pride and

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Ice

Imagine Grimace got cryogenically frozen and then rolled in

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Purple Ice

Purple Ice is the strain equivalent of eating a popsicle in

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Grade Indica

Purple Ice Pop

Imagine your childhood freezer aisle colliding with a 22% TH

THC 22%
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🍇 Hybrid That’s Basically Dessert in Disguise

Purple Ice Water

Imagine if your favorite ice cream cake got drunk on grape s

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Creative

Purple Ice Water

Imagine your grandma’s forbidden grape candy rolled in diese

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Tux

Purple Ice Water S1

Purple Ice Water S1 is Smokedisco's love letter to anyone wh

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Indica by CSI Humboldt

CSI Humboldt’s Purple Indica is 18% THC worth of "Netflix, m

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Royalty

Purple Indica by Hash Hands

Purple Indica is the strain that looks like it raided Prince

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Purple Indica by Unknown or Legendary

This strain is what happens when breeders try to make a plan

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Purple Indica X Lucky Charms

Off Grid Seed Co. basically Frankensteined a grape Pop-Tart

THC 20%
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🔮 Actually-Indica-Looking Sativa

Purple Inferno

Purple Inferno is the strain equivalent of wearing a tuxedo

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Ink

Purple Ink is the strain equivalent of a goth kid who grew u

THC 19-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Acts Like a Sativa That Skipped Leg Day)

Purple Jack

Purple Jack is what happens when Jack Herer makes a booty ca

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Heavy Indica

Purple Jackie

Purple Jackie is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 22%
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🔮 Hybrid

Purple Jackie X2

Purple Jackie X2 is what happens when a couch-locking grape

THC 15-25%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Jar

Purple Jar is what happens when breeders decide your weed sh

THC 18%
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🟪 Purple-Forward Hybrid

Purple Jealousy

Purple Jealousy is what happens when Gelato 41 and purple ge

THC 20-28%
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🟣 55/45 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Purple Jellato

Purple Jellato is what happens when breeders lock themselves

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert Couch-Lock

Purple Jellato

Purple Jellato is the strain equivalent of eating a blackber

THC 28%
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🍇 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Purple Jello Pie

Gas Lab Genetics’ latest Instagram flex smells like Welch’s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Purple Jems

The love child of a purple crayon and a speed-growing weed w

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid

Purple Jimi

Purple Jimi is what happens when breeders try to make cannab

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Balanced Auto Hybrid

Purple Juice Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically grape soda in weed form—min

THC 12-15%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Kabul Fuel

Purple Kabul Fuel is Red Scare Seed Company's attempt to mak

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Cat Suit

Purple Kitty

Purple Kitty is the feline of cannabis—compact, purple, and

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Purple Ko Mints

Purple Ko Mints looks like it was rolled in grape Kool-Aid p

THC 20%
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🍇 Hybrid (purple and proud)

Purple Kong

Purple Kong is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher and a

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch Shackle

Purple Kosher

Purple Kosher is the strain that looks like Barney the Dinos

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Kraken

Purple Kraken is what happens when breeders lock themselves

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Leanin' Hybrid

Purple Kreme Piez

Purple Kreme Piez is the strain equivalent of dessert before

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Purple Kush

The strain that taught millennials what 'indica' means back

THC 15-18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Kush

Purple Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket m

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Kush

Purple Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Purple Kush

The strain that made purple weed cool before TikTok existed.

THC 15%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Purple Kush

Purple Kush is the strain that taught gravity how to do its

THC 20%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Purple Kush '68 IBL

This isn't your grandpa's Purple Kush—it's literally a tribu

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Kush 1

Purple Kush 1 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Kush by Bohemiaseeds

Purple Kush is what happens when Afghan landraces decide to

THC 17-22%
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🔮 100% Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Kush by Jordan of the Islands

The strain that turns your living room into a VIP lounge and

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Purple Kush by United Cannabis Seeds

The strain that made 'Netflix and actually chill' a lifestyl

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Indica (CBD Edition)

Purple Kush Pop Indoor Flower CBD

The strain that lets you say "I'm high on life" and technica

THC 7%

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