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Purple Marker by Pastries
Purple Marker is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh
THC 18%Purple Marmalade
Imagine Smucker's got paranoid and weaponized their jelly—Pu
THC 15-25%Purple Marmalade
Imagine your grandma’s marmalade got invited to a rave and c
THC 18-24%Purple Maroc
Purple Maroc is what happens when Moroccan landrace, Haze, a
THC 15-20%Purple Martian
Purple Martian crash-landed from some secret grow-op nebula
THC 18-24%Purple Martini
Meet Purple Martini—the strain that dresses like a bougie co
THC 18-24%Purple Matcha
Purple Matcha is Humboldt Seed’s lavender love-letter to you
THC 18%Purple Mayhem
Purple Mayhem is what happens when breeders ask, "What if Ba
THC 18-24%Purple Mazar
Flash Seeds took a landrace, a ditch-weed, and some purple p
THC 18%Purple Mazar Auto
Imagine if Grimace from McDonald’s had a baby with a Kalashn
THC 18%Purple Maze Kush
Purple Maze Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blan
THC 18%Purple Mazel Tov
Flavour Chasers finally answered the age-old question: "What
THC 18%Purple Mendo Breath
Imagine if a Mendocino sunset got lazy, ate all the snacks,
THC 18%Purple Mexican
Think your abuela's horchata got freaky with a Thai stick an
THC 18%Purple Mexican Thai
Imagine your passport got high and decided to grow weed—Purp
THC 18%Purple Microdot IBL
Hungry Hippo Farm basically played genetic Jenga with rudera
THC 15-25%Purple Microverse
Purple Microverse is what happens when Night Owl Seeds let a
THC 18%Purple Midnight
Purple Midnight is the strain equivalent of a velvet tracksu
THC 15-25%Purple Milk
Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed instead of candy and accid
THC 15-25%Purple Milk
Purple Milk is what happens when Grape-Nuts and Fruity Pebbl
THC 18%Purple Mints
Paradise Seeds basically invented a grape-flavored sleeping
THC 18%Purple Moby Dick
Meet the strain that looks like Grimace and feels like espre
THC 20%Purple Mojito
Purple Mojito is the strain equivalent of your friend who sh
THC 18-24%Purple Monkey
Purple Monkey is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket
THC 18-20%Purple Monkey
Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected cereal mascot—Pu
THC 15-25%Purple Monkey Auto
Purple Monkey Auto is Exotic Seed’s microwave-meal of weed:
THC 20%Purple Monkey Balls
Purple Monkey Balls sounds like something you'd find in Will
THC 18-25%Purple Monkey Balls
Purple Monkey Balls sounds like a rejected Skittles flavor,
THC 18-20%Purple Monkey Balls
The strain that sounds like a zoo gift shop scandal is actua
THC 19-24%Purple Monster
Purple Monster is the strain equivalent of that one friend w
THC 16-22%Purple Moon
Purple Moon is what happens when breeders get so obsessed wi
THC 5-7%Purple Mountain Majesty
This Humboldt-born indica is what happens when breeders deci
THC 18%Purple Mountain Majesty
Purple Mountain Majesty is what happens when a Himalayan ber
THC 15-25%Purple Mountain Majesty
Looks like Barney the Dinosaur got lost on Everest and start
THC 15-25%Purple Mtn Majesty
Purple Mtn Majesty is what happens when Purple Trainwreck an
THC 18%Purple Nepal
Purple Nepal is what happens when a Himalayan landrace and m
THC 22%Purple Nepal
Purple Nepal is the strain that looks like it should come wi
THC 25-30%Purple Nerds
Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel
THC 15-25%Purple NL2 Haze
Purple NL2 Haze is what happens when mad scientists decide r
THC 30-38%Purple Nuggets Auto
Purple Nuggets Auto is Mephisto Genetics' attempt to shrink
THC 17-22%Purple Nurple
Purple Nurple is Botafarm California’s attempt at making a s
THC 22%Purple Nurple
Purple Nurple is the strain your high-school dealer claimed
THC 18-25%Purple Obeah
Purple Obeah is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket
THC 15-18%Purple Octane
Seed Junky Genetics basically bottled bedtime and called it
THC 18%Purple Octopus
Purple Octopus is what happens when Full Spec Genetics locks
THC 18%Purple OG
Meet Purple OG, the strain that looks like Barney the Dinosa
THC 20%Purple OG
Purple OG is what happens when OG Kush gets drunk on grape K
THC 15-25%Purple OG #18
Purple OG #18 is what happens when OG Kush goes to finishing
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